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How Do you Wipe Your Ass

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1- Crumble the paper up, wipe and repeat.

 

2- Fold the paper nicely and wipe.

 

3- My hand (i'm low on dough).

 

4- I don't, it saves time.

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yeah foo...you forgot to add to your list

 

5- front to back

 

6- back to front

 

7- straight on (I don't know, maybe someone on here dabs at it)

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So at anyrate how come sometimes when you poop and you go to wipe and there is nothing there? Clean as a whistle. Then there are other times that no matter how many times you wipe it just never comes clean.

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yeah, the type where you just feel like jumping in the shower to clean your ass, it s fucking annoying, but you just have to pucker up and wipe it:p

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

wad. Front to back.

 

Is there really any other way to do it ??:confused:

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Originally posted by mr.yuck

So at anyrate how come sometimes when you poop and you go to wipe and there is nothing there? Clean as a whistle. Then there are other times that no matter how many times you wipe it just never comes clean.

 

I ask myself that same question all the time.

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i hate when you dont do a good enough job and you walk around in paint all day. foreal who feels me on that? shit makes me wanna cry.

 

 

and you forgot wrapping it around your hand and then just tearing of one layer and moving to the next. the G way

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<span style='color:black'>Hahaha^^ i dont exactly understand what you are talkin about but it sounds funny. Personally i hate takin my draws off and seeing skid marks. It's like "Awwww maaannnnn!!" You think i would have masterd something so simple by now.</span>

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I wipe until there's no color left on the toilet paper. i wipe my ass till it's raw like a piece of overpriced sushi nigga!

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I eat real healthy, and when I poo there is usually hardly any mess. I'm never constipated either. I take monstrous dumps that just slide out right when I sit down then I usually wipe like 1 or 2 times.

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Guest keep

the things i never wanted to know about you guys......

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Originally posted by ClueTwo

Is there really any other way to do it ??

pfff. fuck that. i wipe back to front. i feel weird reaching back to wipe.

 

word up on the bleeding part.

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Originally posted by space base

I eat real healthy, and when I poo there is usually hardly any mess. I'm never constipated either. I take monstrous dumps that just slide out right when I sit down then I usually wipe like 1 or 2 times.

:king:

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