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[blood fart]

That broad is nothing but trouble.

Bad news.

[toluene_causes_tumors]

yeah, i could tell by the ciggarette.

[blood fart]

IRL that broad isn't much to get excited about.

[toluene_causes_tumors]

she's hot though.

is she jewish?

[blood fart]

She's a total jerk.

And not Jewish at all.

[toluene_causes_tumors]

is that blood fart

[blood fart]

Not even close.

[nnout]

 

If the internet says it, it must be true.

 

she got a bushy puss i bet

[!@#$%]

i remember when i thought cigarettes were good.

 

:haha:

[injury]

That's a meeeeeeaaaaan ass scowl.

[MitchThe$nitch]

i still think they're good..i just can't start smoking them again or i'm back off the wagon.

 

oh, and TRASH.

[toluene_causes_tumors]

man meets a girl in a bar and they start talking about how they are into "kinky" sex.

she takes him back to her apartment and leaves him in the living room while she goes to put on some stupid leather bullshit. she comes out 15 min. later and he's on his way out the door.

she says "wha

t, is this too much?? i thought you were into freaky shit!" he says "i am, i fucked your cat and shit in your purse. have a good night."

 

i contribute to humanity.

[Manute Bol]

 

If the internet says it, it must be true.

 

NO-FUCKING-FUN-MAN

[Lewis and Clark]