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have you ever masterbated at work?

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at my old work we had a private back room lockable type bathroom that i was known to squeeze a few off in.

 

its very relaxing to masturbate on the companies dime.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob

No, but pooping on the clock is in the top 5 of life's little pleasures.

 

that is one of lifes little pleasures. :)

 

and no i have never masterbated at work.

 

i hope that the majority of the people who have arent in fast food, that would just be too sick......

 

all those legends coming true:lol:

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Guest T E A S E R

for some reason i want to say yes. but i cant remember exactly what job i had when i did it...

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Originally posted by T E A S E R

for some reason i want to say yes. but i cant remember exactly what job i had when i did it...

 

Well theres proabably only one or two to choose from, can't be that hard.

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i squeezed one off driving back from a big party one night...

 

i also used to work as a security guard for this alrge comapny, and i did a shitload of things while at work there...but i never wacked it. there were these locker room/bathrooms there, right near my office, and i worked 12 hour shifts at a time, late at night, no third shift, so i'd go lay on the benches and sleep in the lcoker rooms. i also photcopied my ass, took mushrooms and wandered around the catwalks, played with multiple cameras, gave some cops a tour of the plant while it was close (i wasn't supposed to, but figured it'd be in my best interest to go ahead and let them come in and maybe they would cut me some slack if i ever got into any shit), i dunno, i did alot...had a friends come by and smoke me up, etc...

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ive been known to "shake the dog" many times in many places...

worl numerous times..

plane. .twice..

public malls..

other peoples homes..

with girls...

without girls..

bright and early morning..

bookstores..

 

 

you name it.. "ive shuck the corn there"

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Originally posted by nick5542

and no i have never masterbated at work.

 

cant masterbate at work when you aint got a job nigga!!!

 

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

 

teaserthetempworkoner.

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I have...twice.

Once when i was working at a restaurant, i went into the back room and as i was cutting the lettuce, this nice big assed bitch came right by me and instant wood, so had to rub it out,

and the second time was in my bosses chair, i squeezed one out.

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Originally posted by nick5542

you also cant masturbate on the curb passin flyers mang.

 

you hit below the belt ass...

 

:rolleyes: :lol:

 

i could take a break from handing out flyers and go inside the campus restroom and jank it though!

 

haha :lol:

 

ps- i remembered what job i was working when i wacked it, passing out the flyers...

 

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

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Guest krie

handing out flyers would be a sucky ass job

ive never masterbated at work before, be kinda fun though, doing it and know your getting :lol:

 

 

 

:idea:

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Originally posted by krie

handing out flyers would be a sucky ass job

 

its only a temp job for 3 days passing flyers out at a college downtown...

 

i be breaking my neck looking at hunnies...

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Being a porn star means I don't have the need to beat off at work, but I still do.

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Guest WebsterUno

*believe*

 

I once got attatcked by a drunken

female at Kmart.

 

I was cleaning up my aisle..

she walks around the corner,

I look up, smile, and say,

"Hi, can I help you?"

Without warning, she grabbed

me and kissed me on the lips.

 

She was a cute lil chola..

but thats as far as that went.

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