taco bell bomber Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Hahahahahaha...... Nope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 No, but pooping on the clock is in the top 5 of life's little pleasures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Thamaire Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 no, but i got suck in class.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 at my old work we had a private back room lockable type bathroom that i was known to squeeze a few off in. its very relaxing to masturbate on the companies dime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 no i havent. but i did change my underware at my desk one day because it was showing panty lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob No, but pooping on the clock is in the top 5 of life's little pleasures. that is one of lifes little pleasures. :) and no i have never masterbated at work. i hope that the majority of the people who have arent in fast food, that would just be too sick...... all those legends coming true:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 for some reason i want to say yes. but i cant remember exactly what job i had when i did it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by T E A S E R for some reason i want to say yes. but i cant remember exactly what job i had when i did it... Well theres proabably only one or two to choose from, can't be that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i squeezed one off driving back from a big party one night... i also used to work as a security guard for this alrge comapny, and i did a shitload of things while at work there...but i never wacked it. there were these locker room/bathrooms there, right near my office, and i worked 12 hour shifts at a time, late at night, no third shift, so i'd go lay on the benches and sleep in the lcoker rooms. i also photcopied my ass, took mushrooms and wandered around the catwalks, played with multiple cameras, gave some cops a tour of the plant while it was close (i wasn't supposed to, but figured it'd be in my best interest to go ahead and let them come in and maybe they would cut me some slack if i ever got into any shit), i dunno, i did alot...had a friends come by and smoke me up, etc... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 ive been known to "shake the dog" many times in many places... worl numerous times.. plane. .twice.. public malls.. other peoples homes.. with girls... without girls.. bright and early morning.. bookstores.. you name it.. "ive shuck the corn there" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 and no i have never masterbated at work. cant masterbate at work when you aint got a job nigga!!! shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit... teaserthetempworkoner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Overtime Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 ive had sex at work....fun fun it was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick5542 Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 you also cant masturbate on the curb passin flyers mang. you hit below the belt ass... :rolleyes: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I have...twice. Once when i was working at a restaurant, i went into the back room and as i was cutting the lettuce, this nice big assed bitch came right by me and instant wood, so had to rub it out, and the second time was in my bosses chair, i squeezed one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by nick5542 you also cant masturbate on the curb passin flyers mang. you hit below the belt ass... :rolleyes: :lol: i could take a break from handing out flyers and go inside the campus restroom and jank it though! haha :lol: ps- i remembered what job i was working when i wacked it, passing out the flyers... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 handing out flyers would be a sucky ass job ive never masterbated at work before, be kinda fun though, doing it and know your getting :lol: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 I don't see why not, I get paid to play around anyway, hey.... it's my job mmmk.:lick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest T E A S E R Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by krie handing out flyers would be a sucky ass job its only a temp job for 3 days passing flyers out at a college downtown... i be breaking my neck looking at hunnies... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 almost rubbed one out once Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 it IS my job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Being a porn star means I don't have the need to beat off at work, but I still do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WebsterUno Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 *believe* I once got attatcked by a drunken female at Kmart. I was cleaning up my aisle.. she walks around the corner, I look up, smile, and say, "Hi, can I help you?" Without warning, she grabbed me and kissed me on the lips. She was a cute lil chola.. but thats as far as that went. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i jerked it onto my bosses tits at work when we were closing one night. Women that work in plant stores are freaks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 :lol: ^^Thats ill dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by T E A S E R i could take a break from handing out flyers and go inside the campus restroom and jank it though! haha :lol: ps- i remembered what job i was working when i wacked it, passing out the flyers... HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA I will never take a flyer again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 HAHAHAH TEASE PASSED OUT FLYERS!! I DID THAT SAME SHIT PASSING OUT FLYERS FOR AN INDIAN RESTURANT....ID ALWAYS WIPE MY NOSE IN THE FLYERS AND CATCH UPS WHILE WALKING AROUND THE WEIRDEST PLACE I JACKED OFF IN WAS THE JAPANESE BULLET TRAIN CUS THE FUCKING STEWARDESS GOT ME HORNY WITH HER ALMOST SEE THROUGH BLOUSE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suicidebombr Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 Originally posted by Godzirra i jerked it onto my bosses tits at work when we were closing one night. Women that work in plant stores are freaks :lol: that would be dope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godzirra Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 You should punch that teaser kid in the stomach.:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 27, 2003 Share Posted August 27, 2003 i know it came to mind when i was working with a bunch of stuck up, yet still hot, rich girls....but i couldnt cus it was one of those jobs where all the guys that work there do the slave labor and the girls jsut sit there and look hot and get people to scome in so theres really no time for that sorta stuff..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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