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after MUCH thought...

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Guest beardo

i have decided that i really cant take phish anymore.

i never thought i would reach this place, but i am just plain tired of listening to them, their music and i just can NOT take the fans anymore.

i dont know how i tolerated such dirty fans and a marginal band with mediocre talent.

i apoligize to all for my hippie inconveniences through the years.

 

im sure none of you ever saw this day coming.

lord knows i didnt.

 

RIP

beardo the dirty hippie

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hating on their fans is understandable, but beards...fishman? trey? how could you?!

YEM is going to be furious with you!

 

and you just got that wonderfull book too!

 

you gimme the word and all the jigga and metalcore i have will be on your doorstep in two days!

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Guest beardo

it had to happen

seeks, i never told you this, but that clutch show we went to changed my life. ive been living a lie ever since. please forward their entire catelogue at your earliest convenience, thanks.

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clearly this is some sort of weird joke being perpetuated upon us. although skeptical, i was willing to play along until the clutch line....although, no one else knows about you going to see clutch so maybe.... naw, couldnt be.

niser, did you get ahold of beards comp?

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Beardo, I cannot see you being a dirty hippy. Phish has similar hippyish music to the "string cheese incident".... I think. Anyhow, my step bro that I live with has dread locks, I've got all the hippy I can handle... without hearing the music.

 

I tried emailing you with no luck, shoot me a message at k_rad_hax0r@hotmail.com when you get a chance.:lick:

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you know my feelings on hippies.

 

somehow I ended up at a party filled with them on friday night.

There was an indian druming and chanting circle, some rock climbers

talking about a trip to france, all vegan dip for wheat free chips and....

hash brownies.

 

We were doing some serious 'fear and loathing' walks around the place.

Or maybe to be hippycentric the term should be 'R.Crumb Trucking'.

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Guest beardo

i havent bathed in 3 months

 

and i found my way through the forest of pot plants in my cubicle to email you DH

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On a scale of one to ten, how pungent are you?

 

1 - Like a small block of cheese, annoying but tolerable

 

up to

 

10 - Hippy Convention standard, aka mobile nuclear holocaust.

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Guest beardo

clutch is playing philly on thur

dusty and i are guestlisted

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wtf?

this is like the twilight zone.

 

beards, i need to burn you this live show i got recently. they do about a 15 minute jam. youd love it. all the excess of phish without the threat of Hepatitus!

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has anyone posted about the bassist being a child molestor yet?

 

 

that band sucks anyway.

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Guest beardo
Originally posted by phism

has anyone posted about the bassist being a child molestor yet?

 

 

that band sucks anyway.

 

your favorite band sucks

 

:crazy:

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Guest Pilau Hands

hahaha this is a weird turn of events

it's all find though [cautiously avoided use of "good"]

 

i need some more jigga in my life as well.

if you can make it happen, and i can return anything, please let me know seek.

 

can't stop beat = ok, i'm listening

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Originally posted by phism

has anyone posted about the bassist being a child molestor yet?

 

 

that band sucks anyway.

 

 

he was just taking pics of her for a painting he was doing. her mom said it was a big misunderstanding and shes not pressing charges.

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