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now why'd you go and do that?

 

I mean I can hardly even read your new name.

I think you say 're-animation' but I dont know.

You should stick with the Yuck we already know.

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Yes this is mr.yuck. I had this great sneaky plan to have 2 names and have a conversation with myself for a while since i am really the only person worth talking to, but i just realized the other day that i was still logged in under this name and said fuck it. I'll bring mr.yuck back in a minute

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Thank God for Sundays

 

justboyz4me: hi

Fattie Corpuscle: whats up

justboyz4me: nmjc u?

Fattie Corpuscle: im making a plan to take over the world

justboyz4me: ok kool

Fattie Corpuscle: it involves lots of anal sex

Fattie Corpuscle: can you handle that?

justboyz4me: no i cant

Fattie Corpuscle: how old are you

justboyz4me: 15

Fattie Corpuscle: wow you are young

justboyz4me: yea

Fattie Corpuscle: do you want some candy?

justboyz4me: no thats ok i dont need any

Fattie Corpuscle: you sure....

Fattie Corpuscle: i have some right over here in my van

justboyz4me: thats ok i dont need the candy

Fattie Corpuscle: get IN THE FUCKIN VAN BITCH

justboyz4me: what the fuck? no u ass

Fattie Corpuscle: SHUT UP WHILE I TIE YOU UP

justboyz4me: no

Fattie Corpuscle: *TIES UP YOUNG GIRL AND GAGS HER*

Fattie Corpuscle: IM GOING TO PEE ON YOU

Fattie Corpuscle: HAHAHAHA

justboyz4me: u r nasty

Fattie Corpuscle: ITS TIME FOR WATERSPORTS

 

 

justboyz4me: no its not

Fattie Corpuscle: SQUEEL LIKE A PIG

Fattie Corpuscle: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEL

 

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another classic

 

<span style='color:black'>You have just entered room "blahblahblah."

hfd122: yo

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: BLACK GIRLS ARE THE DEVIL!!!

Fattie Corpuscle: what what what

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: yES...

Fattie Corpuscle: black girls are all good

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Fuck no...

PleeseDont: not really

Fattie Corpuscle: its just those retarded hood hoe bitches i hate

hfd122: hahahaha

PleeseDont: they suck somtiems

502 has left the room.

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Well my "baby mother" is a retarded hood hoe bitch...

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: The bitch isn't even pregnant...

Fattie Corpuscle: well then fuck that hoe

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Nope..

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Never again..

hfd122: on some real shit yo

hfd122: lets jump her yo

Fattie Corpuscle: hell yeah i know karate

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I'm dead ass i'll fight her but my sister doesn't want me too,she wants to fight her.

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Hit her with a three piece and lay her ass out...

PleeseDont has left the room.

hfd122: hahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: i will jump kick her ass

hfd122: all abuot the padlock in the sock

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Yes

hfd122: smack someone in the jaw with that shit

hfd122: or a pool ball in a sock

hfd122: yuo gotta get 2 socks

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Invite some people yuck

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Pool balls are sick...

hfd122: hell yea

Fattie Corpuscle: ok

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: A eight ball to the jaw will have you using straws for a while...

hfd122: hell yea

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Slap her with one of them garage dog chains,straight to the face,have her on the floor in a seasure

MrSco has entered the room.

ll b L o O ll has entered the room.

MrSco: ohohoho

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Black girls are the devil.

Fattie Corpuscle: yo yoyoyoy

Fattie Corpuscle: bloo

ll b L o O ll: hey you

Fattie Corpuscle: what up girl?

ll b L o O ll: nada damn

ll b L o O ll: just another boring sunday!

ll b L o O ll: i didnt do anything today

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Hey bloo,are you black?

hfd122: im not

hfd122: puerto roc in the house

ll b L o O ll: no

Fattie Corpuscle: bloo is my asian princess

ll b L o O ll: =)

Fattie Corpuscle: back off

ll b L o O ll: damn straight!

ll b L o O ll: haha

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: oh,she was about to get kicked out..haha

ll b L o O ll: o damn

ll b L o O ll: if i was black?

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Yes.

ll b L o O ll: lol

ll b L o O ll: hell naw

MrSco: ah nah

Fattie Corpuscle: sco

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: mrsco,are you a black girl?

Fattie Corpuscle: whats up buddy?

Fattie Corpuscle: yes he is

MrSco: no

MrSco: yes

MrSco: yes

MrSco: i am

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Don't play with me.

Fattie Corpuscle: damn i invited teaser but he wont come for some reason

MrSco: DAAAAAAYUM, GET OFF MY JOCK B

hfd122: holmes funny and annoyin

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

Fattie Corpuscle: get off the jock b

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Get off your what?

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Jock?

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: ha

MrSco: that audio file makes me alugh every fucking time

MrSco: alugh

MrSco: yes

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I'm hungry.

MrSco: so who am i all here with

ll b L o O ll: emilee

MrSco: besides watersportszers oners

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Noum the niggah hatta

Fattie Corpuscle: YUCK

MrSco: yeah, i know....yuck=watersportszers oners

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha thats inverted watersports yo you

MrSco: haha, oh yeah, i forgot

Fattie Corpuscle: emilee whats up with ya? You stopped returning my calls, your never home, whats up?

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: lol

ll b L o O ll: returning ur calls?

MrSco: she doesn't like you, get over it

Fattie Corpuscle: haha

ll b L o O ll: haha

Fattie Corpuscle: emilee loves me. Hiding in the bushes is just another way of saying i love you

hfd122: thats grimey

hfd122: hahaha

ll b L o O ll: i do love you

MrSco: wait, so that old guy watching me from the bushes loves me?

Fattie Corpuscle: yeah cue porno music

ll b L o O ll: by the way...ur having a son

Fattie Corpuscle: shit it aint mines

ll b L o O ll: yes it is u fuck!

ll b L o O ll: =P

Fattie Corpuscle: =-O

MrSco: hahaha, straight up banana clip status...i had already forgotten that line

Fattie Corpuscle: yes that old man loves you.

hfd122: thats in my profile

MrSco: i know

hfd122: haha

MrSco: that may have been one of the bets lines on 12oz in quite some time

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: lol

hfd122: yea it was

hfd122: wonk saggin was the shit too

hfd122: but i never knew what the fuck that shit meant

MrSco: yeah, but that started back aways

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: wonk saggin..

Fattie Corpuscle: you its all about lizzy bags

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I think wonk is a dick..

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: A wrinkled one..

hfd122: i actually have a lizzy bag

hfd122: and that shit works

hfd122: filenes rackin

Fattie Corpuscle: yes racking is the great american pasttime

hfd122: yes

hfd122: i swear the american dream is rackin everythin in yuor huosehold

hfd122: not buyin anythin

hfd122: like fuckin furniture and shit

hfd122: i almost got caught at marshalls, stealin 2 pairs of fuckin roca wear jeans, some old lady tapped my shuolder

hfd122: and was like sir do yuo have anythin inside yuor coat>

hfd122: cause i had a northface, the illest rackin jacket of all time

hfd122: with a pair of jeans folded in the front, and a pair in the back half tucked into my fatigues

hfd122: she tried to grab me afterwards, then she got elbowed in the chest

hfd122: i felt kinda bad for hittin an old lady

hfd122: but it was either that or get bagged for rackin, which no one wants

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha that happend to me and a buddy once. We had to strong arm that hoe.

hfd122: hell yea

hfd122: strong armin michaels employees and ac moore employees is the shit

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahaha

hfd122: ive been chased out of ac moore on many occasions

Fattie Corpuscle: hahah its all about the chase

hfd122: hell yea

hfd122: they got my boys plate number and called his crib

hfd122: he was on the low for like amonth

hfd122: and they never got holmes

Fattie Corpuscle: ive been chased outta shoe carnival and other shoe stores on countless occasions

hfd122: i got chased outta bobs

hfd122: rockin some crisp ass all white shelltoes

hfd122: haha

hfd122: they have my old ass hoerachis in there adidas box

hfd122: haha

Fattie Corpuscle: hahahah yeah thasts always the lick

Fattie Corpuscle: a fresh pair of kicks

hfd122: bring nail clippers so yuo can clip off the little tags and yuor straight

hfd122: me and my boys racked mad shoes from there this summer

hfd122: i have 3 new pairs of adidas shelltops all black and a all white pair

hfd122: bradn new

hfd122: in my closet

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: lol

Fattie Corpuscle: the manager of foot locker or someshit caught me and my buddy about to run out with some fresh new shoes on and my homie told him if he chased us he would kill the manager and then hit him in the head with a timberland

hfd122: hahahahahahahaha

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Lmfao!!!

hfd122: me and my boy ideo racked some crisp ass fitteds and some fuckin baseball jerseys from champs

MrScojangles has left the room.

hfd122: i got like 3 fitteds and a yankees jersey

hfd122: i love me some fitteds

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: My cousin wears old sneakers to the shoe store,ask to try shoes on and walk out with the new ones on his feet.

hfd122: thats the shit to do at bobs

Fattie Corpuscle: bobs must be some local or regional type shit im guessin

hfd122: and at those little ghetto sneaker stores and clothes stores like fuckin EBLENS, and NEW ENGLAND CITY SPORTS, and fuckin SALVINS

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: yeah.

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: bobs is that shit.

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: connecticut in da hizzouse fo sheeeziee!

hfd122: and the chinese people stores downtown hartford, that be sellin fatigues and fuckin mad crisp outfits, fitteds

Fattie Corpuscle: hahah i should come up there and jack some stuff with yalls

hfd122: i walked out with a brand new fatigue jacket the other week

hfd122: crisp ass black with black inside fatigue coat

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I dont steal..coughcough...

hfd122: haha

hfd122: where yuo from fattie corpuscle?

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: yeah right..i'm a fucking clepto and a half..

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I walk with my hands in my pocket..

hfd122: my boy sano is like a super clepto

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: I even steal from my self...

Fattie Corpuscle: VA

Fattie Corpuscle: all star theivin squad

hfd122: he stole some dudes front end off his jetta right in the middle of a car show

Fattie Corpuscle: hahaha

hfd122: he just parked his whip in front of it, and ripped that shit right off

hfd122: the car show was in a big parkin lot

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

hfd122: in new jersey

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Lmfao!!!!!!

hfd122: he had that shit in his back seat

Fattie Corpuscle: haha thats fucked up.

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: Holy shit,thats too funny!!

BrEaKdAnCeFrEaK: haha</span>

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