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I say things like:

 

Her khakis got it goin on (referring to a large bottom)

 

she suffers from a severe case of donkitus (also referring to a large bottom)

 

ITS A MONSTER (Once again referring to a bottom of mamoth proportions)

 

She has the ass of a baby brontosaurus

 

She looks like a 10 year old boy (refering to one of those tiny asses)

 

she has no tail feathers (Small booty comment. I've been saying this for years)

 

if she sat down she would slide off a chair (extremely small bottom remark that was formulated back when i thought that your butt was what held you to the chair and not gravity.)

 

she has a negative ass

 

long back

 

her tail bone must hurt

 

 

 

 

I talk about asses a great deal.

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The mediteranneans have a big tradition of cursing against god and his crew. with a fuck in front and adding god/christ/sweet virgin and every known saint in christianity right after you got my whole arsenal of curses.

 

porca madonna

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lately i've been into a phrase i copped off some

politico paper written by a couple of scum hawks

for israel..

so now, for example, if i'm going to the kitchen to

make lunch or something, i'm going to 'secure the realm'.

going to run a bath equals 'i'm going to secure the realm'.

laying pipe? 'securing the realm'.

aheh:o

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gana/pierde

 

win/lose

 

 

Lately, these two words substitute almost everything that happens to me and my friends. If it's good, we won. If it's bad, we lost.

 

 

 

 

 

Example 1:

 

"We had a blast this weekend at the island"

 

becomes

 

"We won this weekend at the island"

 

 

 

 

 

Example 2:

 

"Last night I met this chick at the bar, and we were totally hitting it off, we danced and whatnot... then I accidentally spilled my drink on her chest, and I accidentally grabbed her tit while trying to help her dry herself. She got pissed and left."

 

becomes

 

"I fucking lost last night."

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Originally posted by BROWNer

lately i've been into a phrase i copped off some

politico paper written by a couple of scum hawks

for israel..

so now, for example, if i'm going to the kitchen to

make lunch or something, i'm going to 'secure the realm'.

going to run a bath equals 'i'm going to secure the realm'.

laying pipe? 'securing the realm'.

aheh:o

 

I opened this thread after reaching page 4 cause i thought there could be a possibility of a browner post in here...from all people in here dude is the linguistic funk holdin' yoda...'secure the realm'...you fuckin kill it.

 

holla.

 

PS. given that i dont speak english as a mother tongue i sometimes accidentally misuse words to the point they become dope....'awesomelarious' is my biggest hit.

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Originally posted by El Mamerro

gana/pierde

 

win/lose

 

 

Lately, these two words substitute almost everything that happens to me and my friends. If it's good, we won. If it's bad, we lost.

 

 

 

 

 

Example 1:

 

"We had a blast this weekend at the island"

 

becomes

 

"We won this weekend at the island"

 

 

 

 

 

Example 2:

 

"Last night I met this chick at the bar, and we were totally hitting it off, we danced and whatnot... then I accidentally spilled my drink on her chest, and I accidentally grabbed her tit while trying to help her dry herself. She got pissed and left."

 

becomes

 

"I fucking lost last night."

 

 

hilarious!

 

 

so lately ive been saying shit like 'pe' ("PAY", short for PAYCE [peace]) and 'late' (LAAAAAYTE) with my friend at school... its dumb but at least i can have a laugh between periods (immunity).

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For really real.

Like "Yo bitch youre swallowing this load for really real."

 

Duff

Like "Imma duff this fucker in the face with a can of rusto."

 

Brassed Up

Like "Youre about to get brassed up."

or

"Imma brass this kid up."

 

Swallow it bitch.

Like "Im going to bust, swallow it bitch."

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