Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 Singer Rod Stewart once worked as a grave digger. Sylvester Stalone, always the tough guy, was once employed as a lion cage cleaner while Cyndi Lauper used to clean out dog kennels. Mick Jagger was once a porter in a mental hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 - Clinophobia is the fear of beds. - Paedophobia is a fear of children. - Automatonophobia is a fear of ventriloquist's dummies, animatronic creatures, wax statues or anything that falsly represents a sentient being. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 25, 2003 Author Share Posted August 25, 2003 In Victorian times, there was an intense fear of being buried alive, so when someone died, a small hole was dug from the casket to the surface, then a string was tied around the dead persons finger which was then attached to a small but loud bell that was hung on the surface of the grave, so then if someone was buried alive, they could ring the bell and whomever was on duty would go and dig them up. Someone was on the clock 24 hours a day- hence the grave yard shift. - Hypnophobia is a morbid fear of sleep and falling asleep. - Unatractiphobia is a fear of ugly people. Elizabeth I of England suffered from anthophobia, a fear of roses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 BUMPORAMA. tight thread. gimme some more stuff to impress my friends with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by big bruno The worlds strongest beer is 'Samuel Adams' Triple Bock, which has reached 17% alcohol by volume. To obtain this level, however, they had to use a champagne yeast. oh heeeellllll no, my homeboy had some 23% stout... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
satrdae Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 dope thread bruno Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by wiseguy your brain ismore active when you are asleep than when you are watching TV. is that theta or delta when you watch tv???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 you can smoke tobacco out of an apple Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 tobacco???? oh, yeah...tobacco....damn hippie.... most chinese women can snapa pencil in half using on their vaginas...ok, i made that one up....maybe Back in 1919 the Russian transplant pioneer Serge Voronoff made headlines by grafting monkey testicles onto human males. Average Depth of a Vagina: between 3 to 6 inches. Largest Vagina: the female blue whale with a normal length of 6 to 8 feet. Largest Human Vagina: belonged to a woman who was 7'8" tall. Smallest Vagina: 2 or 3 centimeters - surgery is required for correction. Longest Clitoris: recorded at 4½ inches long and 1½ inches diameter. Longest Labia Minora: some African tribes enlarge their labia to 7 inches in length. Largest Buttocks: Hottentot tribe have buttocks that each can be two or three feet. Largest Breasts: 44-pounds breasts measuring 33 inches in circumference. Most Breasts: In 1886 a french woman was recorded with ten individual breasts. (HOLY FUCKING SHIT) Most Orgasms: 134 in one hour for a woman - 16 for a man. Longest Recorded Orgasm: 43-seconds with 25 consecutive contractions. Longest Recorded Pubic Hair: 28" (71.12 cm) long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 where are you guys finding all this stuff. i really like little fun facts like this shit. oh yea, B U M P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 chroniiic schitzophreniaaaa chroniiiiiiic schitzophreniaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RECTAL-ATACK Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Originally posted by big bruno In the mid 70's, Australians were the third biggest beer drinkers in the world. In the late 90's, they don't even rank in the top ten. Did you know?..., i met this aussie cat back from texas were he played sport for a bit. he went to a texas BBQ. the texans were drinking their beer (half alcohol content of aussie ) and they got shitfaced after a few each? weak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 Did you know that they dont still have fatcaps on Niagras? I just found that out like 5 minutes ago when I went in my closet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Wait......the internet is on computers now????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 bump for homerism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 "vampires are make-believe just like elves and eskimos.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 the owrk ok is not short for okey-dokey...this universlly used expressionmeaning the same as all-right...is of rather recent american origin..some linguists maintain that andrew jackson first used the expression being taken from the choctaw indian word, "okeh"...it was however popularized by martin van buren...he was president of the us 1837 to 1841...being born in kinderhook new york he aquired the name "old kinderhook"....and in order to combat with the negative nicknames given by his competitors in the presidential race followers of van buren created teh "ok club" , using the expression ok to express that van buren was ok by the democratic party..... he still lost..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Malcolm Lowry had pnigophobia—the fear of choking on fish bones. Augustus Caesar had achluophobia—the fear of sitting in the dark. Androphobia is a fear of men. Caligynephobia is a fear of beautiful women. Pentheraphobia is a fear of a mother-in-law. Scopophobia is a fear of being looked at. Phobophobia is a fear of fearing. Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook. Papaphobia is the fear of Popes. Taphephobia is the fear of being buried alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Really? I thought that the OK originated from a factory worker whose initials were OK. When he stamped his initials on things every one knew it would be the highest quality. OK became common use after that. So much useless trivia. Not even alex would mess with this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 The ZIP in zip code stands for "Zone Improvement Plan." Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired." The name Ethiopia mean "land of sunburned faces" in Greek. MAFIA is an acronym for Morte Alla Francia Italia Anela, or "Death to the French is Italy's Cry" ***Bruno you have inspired a revolution.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 The first words that Thomas A. Edison spoke into the phonograph were, "Mary had a little lamb." Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. According to U.S. law, a patent may not be granted on a useless invention, on a method of doing business, on mere printed matter, or on a device or machine that will not operate. Even if an invention is novel or new, a patent may not be obtained if the invention would have been obvious to a person having ordinary skill in the same area at the time of the invention. :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 i forgot to eat today and i cant judge distance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 hahahaha^^ stars are so far away from the earth that by the time we actually see the light of one it might have already have burned out millions of light years ago.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.pescado hahahaha^^ stars are so far away from the earth that by the time we actually see the light of one it might have already have burned out millions of light years ago.... ....millions of years ago. Light years is speed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 blablahblah...i dont even know how to explain what i said in order to keep myslef from looking like an idiot sooooooo...yeah...pretty much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loyd Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 back in the day when they did not like you but still did not feel it was appropriate to kill you they would burn down your house to force you out of town, hence you are fired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.pescado what famous beer has a hooker on its label?.... st. pauli girl I took my first steps carrying a St. Pauli Girl beer and wearing a leopard print speed-o, and it's immortlalized on Super8 film... beat THAT Mamski! Oh, and I should say this in the name thread, maybe I will but... I was also named after a man who sold his wife's shoes for booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck ....millions of years ago. Light years is speed. no, 'light years' is DISTANCE by definition... the DISTANCE light travels in a year... You're probably thinking of 'light speed' (see how "speed" is right in the name?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 26, 2003 Share Posted August 26, 2003 "saaave by smart..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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