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the american R32 is 4motion. that makes it the only factory golf on north america to have all wheel drive. as for the rest of the models, it's an option on passats and i believe the jetta wagons.

 

the mk5 golf is supposed to floss 4motion, a 2.0 liter/16 valve turbo and front and rear fully independent suspension.

 

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fuck around and make that bitch a rocket ship...

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The new turbo 4motions that johnny speaks of are going to start another awd turbo cult kind of like the following Scoobies, GSX/TSi, and Skylines do...I can just see it. They should be capable of power.

 

I've seen a couple nice German engineered cars this week.

 

A nice darkl blue Jetta, subtle, but clean.

 

The other was a black Audi A4 w/ gunmetal BBS-styled spoked wheels, and fogged rear lights. Very slick. Owner should black out the windows to complete the exterior.

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Re: fuck mini trucks and caddy's. the VW thread. hahaha.

 

 

did you get all those off of vwvortex?

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Re: Re: fuck mini trucks and caddy's. the VW thread. hahaha.

 

Originally posted by onesecondple

did you get all those off of vwvortex?

no but i think the website name is on the top left corner of the pic dumb ass.
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badgless single round grill kit in the mail. wooo.

 

 

 

and to whomever asked, i dont personally know what year they started running the rounds on the golf, although, the 84 gti i was looking at did not have them. so perhaps after that? just a wild guess though....86-87?

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Originally posted by johnny

you got dough for a swap and tuning tyler?

 

i'd like to fuck with something that light for a project car but fwd just fucks up the whole equation. i dunno, maybe when i'm uber rich.

thats why i never got one. i thought they were bad as fuck till i got to the FWD part.
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Re: Re: Re: fuck mini trucks and caddy's. the VW thread. hahaha.

 

Originally posted by rip

no but i think the website name is on the top left corner of the pic dumb ass.

 

yeah, dumb ass, vwvortex is a forum, much like this one, where people can post pics from websites, like they do on this one, dumbass, the question was valid, dumb ass

 

much like he has those pics on here i could take them elsewhere, never having gone to that page, dumbass, so fuck you, think before you open your mouth

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Originally posted by johnny

you got dough for a swap and tuning tyler?

 

i'd like to fuck with something that light for a project car but fwd just fucks up the whole equation. i dunno, maybe when i'm uber rich.

 

 

 

haha i seriously have NO dough right now. the jetta i just bought is going to be my daily driver and all that, but i want it to be really nice still. in general i regret not buying a gti. a later mk2 wouldve been sick....91 or something. get a 16v put in and go from there.

 

 

 

luckily, a family member is a head mechanic at vw dealership with 30 years exp. plus his own garage, so im getting hooked up on this pretty well from the get go. albeit, i dont have much experience working with cars. but ive always loved vw's and im learning what i can.

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yup, the polo and the lupo are hillarious. i had never seen them before going over there either.

infact, i was amazed that they have different fords and shit too. what, cause a festiva isnt good enough for em? fuck em.

and yes, bora/jetta same thing. no clue why the name difference.

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SWEEET.

After having driven a 2000 Jetta GLS 150hp 2L for the last few months, and the TDI version for a few weeks before that I've decided to drive nothing but VW or similar german engineering for the rest of my life...

 

I'm seriously interested in turbo charging the gasoline engine has anybody ever done that to their similar engine??

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Originally posted by seeking

yup, the polo and the lupo are hillarious. i had never seen them before going over there either.

infact, i was amazed that they have different fords and shit too. what, cause a festiva isnt good enough for em? fuck em.

and yes, bora/jetta same thing. no clue why the name difference.

 

Yeah I saw this one car on the street and I was thinking to myself, "They that's kinda hot.." then I looked closer, "FUCKING FORD ESCORT? WHAT IS THAT SHIT?"

 

More importantly, Audi A3, is this available in american if not does anyone know if it is coming to america?

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You can get a Audi A3 in Mexico, Damn the new golf looks badass Im definately gonna try and get one of those when they come out.

I'm currently doing a golf conversion to my jetta's front end. Too bad I dont have any pics. I need to buy me another golf too.

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johnnyhorton,

what do you mean 'turbocharging' the gasoline engine?

 

judo,

what the fuck you making a getta for? one of the dopest parts about the jetta is the tougher looking front end. and now you're giving it all up? boooo.

 

joker,

haha, nice to see you upgraded and got away from that rice shit you were on before. honda's are like budweiser, but with mufflers.

as far as rims go, if thats what you're looking for, go with atleast 17's if not 18's, then of course low profile tires on those. it instantly makes the car look sleeker. there are a million different rim types, but i completely trust your astetic when it comes to picking them out. a nice clean 5 star is always good, and im a fan of bmw style M3 knock off rims. real classy like.

but since your getting new rims, why stop there? get a set of coilovers, which allow you to raise and lower the car...drop it two inches for summer, raise it back up for winter. with the rims you'll also want spacers, to extend the wheels out to the edge of the body. it gives it a bit wider stance, but nothing ghetto or drastic. id go wiith 8mm in front, and 15mm in back. after that you're gonna have to cop a custom grill. im a fan of the mesh badgeless, but our friend johnny is pushing the stock style, but without the badge. either is a good look. completely changes the look of the car. as will the new body kit you'll get for it im sure...new front and rear bumpers, with side skirts to further lower the car, making it look a bit tougher. finally i'd get some 'hella dark' (brand name, not slang term) tail lights and id say you're pretty much all set. well thats assuming you already have the windows tinted of course.

and you really need to get it chipped. it'll knock your 180hp, up to about 218. quit a bit of extra push.

 

haha, really though, no shame in wagons. volvo makes some super sick wagons. id considered getting the jetta wagon myself.

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personally, i cant stand the new golf's. that front end is retarded. it looks like a fucking ford focus.

gee aye why!

 

and yes, it was a fantasticly long joke as jokers expense. i know he'll read it and his head will start hurting. but thats fine, growth is not always comfortable.

ownning a vw and not hooking it up, is like dating a porn star, but not fucking her in the ass, while your friend gets a blow job, and 7 other guys stand around the bed jerking off, vieing for a turn at the butt hole...i mean, it's just like...the natural thing to do, ya know?

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i gotta sell my mkiv gti. anybody want a pretty hooked up 24v vr6?

it hurts my feelings, but the finances are a little tight right now. mkii here i come.

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Fuck, its the first time i see a flick of the new Golf...it sucks..damn..now i'm dissapointed.

 

 

OH, and since this is a VW thread, i have to tell you that i drove for 1.5 years a 76 black beetle..badass, RIP

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