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uh ok maybe its kinda late but this is still funny..

 

WEST COVINA, California (AP) -- Fires destroyed dozens of SUVs and a warehouse at an auto dealership Friday, and vehicles there and at three other dealerships were spray-painted with slogans such as "Fat, Lazy Americans."

 

"With all the evidence ... it's highly likely it's an arson fire," said Rick Genovese, fire marshal for West Covina, a Los Angeles suburb.

 

The radical group Earth Liberation Front issued an unsigned e-mail Friday calling the incidents "ELF actions," and the FBI was investigating the dealership fire as domestic terrorism, Police Chief Frank Wills said.

 

The underground group has claimed responsibility for a slew of arson attacks against commercial entities that members say damage the environment. It is suspected in a multimillion-dollar arson fire August 1 that destroyed a five-story apartment complex under construction in San Diego, though an ELF e-mail claimed the group had not been in contact with those responsible in that case.

 

The blazes at the Clippinger Chevrolet dealership broke out about 5 a.m. Friday. Flames destroyed about 20 vehicles, mostly Hummer H2s, which are luxury SUVs patterned after the military's workhorse Humvee. Another 20 vehicles were badly damaged. A separate blaze caved in a warehouse roof.

 

There were no reports of injuries, but damage was estimated at $1 million.

 

SUVs at dealerships in nearby cities of Arcadia, Duarte and Monrovia were also vandalized, though there were no other fires.

 

Among the slogans written on the sides and hoods of vehicles were "I (heart) Pollution" and "American Wastefullness." "ELF" was written on at least one vehicle.

 

General Motors Corp. spokesman Brian Akre called the blaze a "reprehensible criminal act" and said the Detroit-based company, whose brands include Hummer and Chevrolet, was thankful that the fire didn't result in injuries.

 

"If this was some kind of misguided attempt to make a political statement, those responsible should know that committing arson and putting property and people in danger is not the way to gain public support for their position," Akre said.

 

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

a hummer is just a big driveable cock extension...what the fuck are you going to do in your hummer that gets all of 9 miles to the gallon?..go storm an ice cream stand?....picking the kids up from school is no mundane task anymore, ITS AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...fuck hummers.

but adventures are cool.
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Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER

 

Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.")

 

Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason.

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Re: Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER

 

Originally posted by KaBar2

Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.")

 

Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason.

yeah i with ya on that.
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well then here you go,

i was going out with this chick when i jus turned 17 i guess..before i got my car so i had to be around 17...and when we wanted to do shit..wed have no where to go cause her parents hated me, and my parents didnt like her..so we always ended up hooking up in parks n shit...so one day, we are chillen at this park and she starts to suck my dick, where about 6 min. into it, and some fucking kid sneaks up on us mad ninja style talking about " HEY! what are you guys doing" ..keep in mind this kid had to be like 4 or 5 years old..and we dont think he saw us. so we jus said kissing....we knew a 5 year old was sure to have a parent around some where...so we jus bounced...kids ruin everything. little motherfuckers, they need to grow up

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The other day I was driving my new Range Rover. I had just had it

detailed, and my custom rims were sparkling in the sun. I pulled up to

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I thought that this was remarkable. Here was a man who didn't know

where his next meal was coming from. Here was a man who was

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issues that required his full attention, and yet he took the time to

compliment me on my car.

 

I thought about what I could give him in return. My wallet was stuffed

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seat. I had clothes from last season in the back of my car that I was

taking to the landfill. I thought about all of these possibilities.

But

then I looked at his dirty face and saw his smile and I realized that

just

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worldly

goods could compare?

 

I run T-Shirt Hell, and that's what I do: I bring people joy.

 

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T-SHIRT HELL RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACKOUT 2003

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As most of you are probably aware, a T-Shirt Hell power strip shorted

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assured

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provided

all of our backup power. Shortly after it stopped spinning, 50 million

people lost their power (and Richard gained a massive erection).

 

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causing our database server (a sturdy Atari 5200 tricked out with

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$6.47 per month electricity bill permitted

 

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grip

on the blow-dryer, while shaping his pubic perm in the bathtub; to

another

setting the toaster to "dark."

 

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----- Original Message -----

From: brat******

To: info@tshirthell.com

Sent: Sunday, August 17, 2003 5:53 PM

 

hi

i think this is so fucking sick that u have people with out any clothes

on.

and that my child went on this and seen some girls with there pants off

and if u do not fix this i will good day

 

(Editor's Note: This is so intimidating coming from a person who can't

even locate the shift key on their computer. I would tell them to

exercise some more parental responsibility, but I think this kid is

better

off on his own.)

 

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----- Original Message -----

From: UC****@aol.com

To: info@tshirthell.com

Sent: Monday, August 11, 2003 12:02 PM

Subject: hell

 

Your web site is disgraceful to White people every where, especially

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not to buy from your inter-racial site.

 

(Editor's Note: Idiot. T-Shirt Hell is every bit as disgraceful to

blacks,

Asians, and the assorted brown people of the world. Can't we all just

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----- Original Message -----

From: Miki

To: info@tshirthell.com

Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 2:10 AM

Subject: I`m patriotic? No shit!

 

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dead...please

 

(Editor's Note: It's unpatriotic to buy from the French, not sell to

them.

Maybe we can bankrupt the country, buy it, and have it paved over so

people have somewhere nice to park when they go to England.

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