caL Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 uh ok maybe its kinda late but this is still funny.. WEST COVINA, California (AP) -- Fires destroyed dozens of SUVs and a warehouse at an auto dealership Friday, and vehicles there and at three other dealerships were spray-painted with slogans such as "Fat, Lazy Americans." "With all the evidence ... it's highly likely it's an arson fire," said Rick Genovese, fire marshal for West Covina, a Los Angeles suburb. The radical group Earth Liberation Front issued an unsigned e-mail Friday calling the incidents "ELF actions," and the FBI was investigating the dealership fire as domestic terrorism, Police Chief Frank Wills said. The underground group has claimed responsibility for a slew of arson attacks against commercial entities that members say damage the environment. It is suspected in a multimillion-dollar arson fire August 1 that destroyed a five-story apartment complex under construction in San Diego, though an ELF e-mail claimed the group had not been in contact with those responsible in that case. The blazes at the Clippinger Chevrolet dealership broke out about 5 a.m. Friday. Flames destroyed about 20 vehicles, mostly Hummer H2s, which are luxury SUVs patterned after the military's workhorse Humvee. Another 20 vehicles were badly damaged. A separate blaze caved in a warehouse roof. There were no reports of injuries, but damage was estimated at $1 million. SUVs at dealerships in nearby cities of Arcadia, Duarte and Monrovia were also vandalized, though there were no other fires. Among the slogans written on the sides and hoods of vehicles were "I (heart) Pollution" and "American Wastefullness." "ELF" was written on at least one vehicle. General Motors Corp. spokesman Brian Akre called the blaze a "reprehensible criminal act" and said the Detroit-based company, whose brands include Hummer and Chevrolet, was thankful that the fire didn't result in injuries. "If this was some kind of misguided attempt to make a political statement, those responsible should know that committing arson and putting property and people in danger is not the way to gain public support for their position," Akre said. http://i.cnn.net/cnn/2003/US/West/08/22/car.dealership.ap/vert.car.vandal.ap.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Haaa, they did that here too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 "With all the evidence ... it's highly likely it's an arson fire," haha, what the fuck does he mean highly likely? doesnt he mean fucking obvious? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Take that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 hey give him some slack, hes a cop remeber :D :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 H2's are mad ill 2 be in. All that space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by StarzAbove H2's are mad ill 2 be in. All that space! yeah theyre bad as fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 i dont like h2's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 a hummer is just a big driveable cock extension...what the fuck are you going to do in your hummer that gets all of 9 miles to the gallon?..go storm an ice cream stand?....picking the kids up from school is no mundane task anymore, ITS AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...fuck hummers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Zack Morris a hummer is just a big driveable cock extension...what the fuck are you going to do in your hummer that gets all of 9 miles to the gallon?..go storm an ice cream stand?....picking the kids up from school is no mundane task anymore, ITS AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...fuck hummers. but adventures are cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 this cat here got around 25 years for burning suvs. the hippies protest n shit for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 hommie got 15 i think for gankin 3 escalades. hes more gangsta then me wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.") Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Re: Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER Originally posted by KaBar2 Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.") Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason. yeah i with ya on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I saw that shit on Inside E. Nigga, you know you done fucked up when you gotta deal with Inside E. Please believe...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 yep, hummers are very cool. i once had a girl hum "bananas in pajamas" while giving me head. for that reason hummers are a favorite...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 as did i. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taco bell bomber Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 well then here you go, i was going out with this chick when i jus turned 17 i guess..before i got my car so i had to be around 17...and when we wanted to do shit..wed have no where to go cause her parents hated me, and my parents didnt like her..so we always ended up hooking up in parks n shit...so one day, we are chillen at this park and she starts to suck my dick, where about 6 min. into it, and some fucking kid sneaks up on us mad ninja style talking about " HEY! what are you guys doing" ..keep in mind this kid had to be like 4 or 5 years old..and we dont think he saw us. so we jus said kissing....we knew a 5 year old was sure to have a parent around some where...so we jus bounced...kids ruin everything. little motherfuckers, they need to grow up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 ahaha i remeber that shit bannanas in pajamas :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by taco bell bomber so we jus said kissing.... HAHAHA thats great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nic Thamaire Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20030822/mdf342936.jpg'> hehe,,mad cool especially when they burn!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Ragsoe had this better idea.... it's called the "ballcuzzi". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Ragsoe had this better idea.... it's called the "ballcuzzi". yes good idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/gate_daffodils_01.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dystopia Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 hummers are fucking for idiots man there to dam big hog up the road and fucking usless on everyday streets wow you drive the biggest car on the street good for you fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 dude they have a website where they fuck bitches in the bck of a hummer in san fran in DAY LIGHT it dope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 i love the fact that they created more pollution than all the hummers could put together. fucking hippies:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I love hummers..way too " " to get one though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 convenient ------------------------------------------------------------- RICH LIKE ME ------------------------------------------------------------- The other day I was driving my new Range Rover. I had just had it detailed, and my custom rims were sparkling in the sun. I pulled up to my favorite boutique and found a spot right next to a homeless person. He looked at me and said, "Nice car, man." I thought that this was remarkable. Here was a man who didn't know where his next meal was coming from. Here was a man who was probably routinely ravaged at the local shelter. A man with important issues that required his full attention, and yet he took the time to compliment me on my car. I thought about what I could give him in return. My wallet was stuffed with money. I had the leftovers from a gourmet restaurant on my front seat. I had clothes from last season in the back of my car that I was taking to the landfill. I thought about all of these possibilities. But then I looked at his dirty face and saw his smile and I realized that just letting him look at my car had already given him great joy. What worldly goods could compare? I run T-Shirt Hell, and that's what I do: I bring people joy. ------------------------------------------------------------- T-SHIRT HELL RESPONSIBLE FOR BLACKOUT 2003 ------------------------------------------------------------- As most of you are probably aware, a T-Shirt Hell power strip shorted out at approximately 4:10 this Thursday, leaving much of the East Coast powerless. The cause of the malfunction is uncertain at this time, but rest assured that the crack to-shirt hell technical staff is working at almost 4% of maximum capacity in our quest for an answer. After prying the little geek bitch away from his PlayStation, Tech-boy had a few guesses: 1. Another staff member jizzed in the surge protector. Sadly, another few billion lives were needlessly lost to this shapely example of early-nineties technology. With so many little holes, and we with such small dicks, can you blame us for trying to fuck it? 2. Richard Gere decided to take back the hamster he had lent us (the gerbil, sadly is long-gone). Unfortunately, that hamster's wheel provided all of our backup power. Shortly after it stopped spinning, 50 million people lost their power (and Richard gained a massive erection). 3. Every single candidate for Governor of California attempted to purchase one of our "Next Governor of California" shirts: http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a244 causing our database server (a sturdy Atari 5200 tricked out with *two* joysticks) to slurp more power from the line than our prepaid $6.47 per month electricity bill permitted Obviously, there are other possibilities: from a staffer losing his grip on the blow-dryer, while shaping his pubic perm in the bathtub; to another setting the toaster to "dark." No matter what, we want to assure our customers that we *will* rest before coming to any real conclusions (but not before choosing a scapegoat). Meanwhile, keep an eye out for our new "Blackout" line of glow in the dark shirts with nipple flashlights. ------------------------------------------------------------- FAN MAIL: ------------------------------------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: brat****** To: info@tshirthell.com Sent: Sunday, August 17, 2003 5:53 PM hi i think this is so fucking sick that u have people with out any clothes on. and that my child went on this and seen some girls with there pants off and if u do not fix this i will good day (Editor's Note: This is so intimidating coming from a person who can't even locate the shift key on their computer. I would tell them to exercise some more parental responsibility, but I think this kid is better off on his own.) --------------------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: UC****@aol.com To: info@tshirthell.com Sent: Monday, August 11, 2003 12:02 PM Subject: hell Your web site is disgraceful to White people every where, especially women. To let you know I will do my best to let as many people know not to buy from your inter-racial site. (Editor's Note: Idiot. T-Shirt Hell is every bit as disgraceful to blacks, Asians, and the assorted brown people of the world. Can't we all just get along?) --------------------------------------------- ----- Original Message ----- From: Miki To: info@tshirthell.com Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2003 2:10 AM Subject: I`m patriotic? No shit! So...you do fucking hate French, but you don`t mind shipping shirts there, eh? Some boycott that is...Truly patriotic...Speechless...Drop dead...please (Editor's Note: It's unpatriotic to buy from the French, not sell to them. Maybe we can bankrupt the country, buy it, and have it paved over so people have somewhere nice to park when they go to England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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