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uh ok maybe its kinda late but this is still funny..

 

WEST COVINA, California (AP) -- Fires destroyed dozens of SUVs and a warehouse at an auto dealership Friday, and vehicles there and at three other dealerships were spray-painted with slogans such as "Fat, Lazy Americans."

 

"With all the evidence ... it's highly likely it's an arson fire," said Rick Genovese, fire marshal for West Covina, a Los Angeles suburb.

 

The radical group Earth Liberation Front issued an unsigned e-mail Friday calling the incidents "ELF actions," and the FBI was investigating the dealership fire as domestic terrorism, Police Chief Frank Wills said.

 

The underground group has claimed responsibility for a slew of arson attacks against commercial entities that members say damage the environment. It is suspected in a multimillion-dollar arson fire August 1 that destroyed a five-story apartment complex under construction in San Diego, though an ELF e-mail claimed the group had not been in contact with those responsible in that case.

 

The blazes at the Clippinger Chevrolet dealership broke out about 5 a.m. Friday. Flames destroyed about 20 vehicles, mostly Hummer H2s, which are luxury SUVs patterned after the military's workhorse Humvee. Another 20 vehicles were badly damaged. A separate blaze caved in a warehouse roof.

 

There were no reports of injuries, but damage was estimated at $1 million.

 

SUVs at dealerships in nearby cities of Arcadia, Duarte and Monrovia were also vandalized, though there were no other fires.

 

Among the slogans written on the sides and hoods of vehicles were "I (heart) Pollution" and "American Wastefullness." "ELF" was written on at least one vehicle.

 

General Motors Corp. spokesman Brian Akre called the blaze a "reprehensible criminal act" and said the Detroit-based company, whose brands include Hummer and Chevrolet, was thankful that the fire didn't result in injuries.

 

"If this was some kind of misguided attempt to make a political statement, those responsible should know that committing arson and putting property and people in danger is not the way to gain public support for their position," Akre said.

 

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"With all the evidence ... it's highly likely it's an arson fire,"

 

haha, what the fuck does he mean highly likely? doesnt he mean fucking obvious?

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Originally posted by StarzAbove

H2's are mad ill 2 be in. All that space!

yeah theyre bad as fuck.

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a hummer is just a big driveable cock extension...what the fuck are you going to do in your hummer that gets all of 9 miles to the gallon?..go storm an ice cream stand?....picking the kids up from school is no mundane task anymore, ITS AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...fuck hummers.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

a hummer is just a big driveable cock extension...what the fuck are you going to do in your hummer that gets all of 9 miles to the gallon?..go storm an ice cream stand?....picking the kids up from school is no mundane task anymore, ITS AN ADVENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...fuck hummers.

but adventures are cool.

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hommie got 15 i think for gankin 3 escalades. hes more gangsta then me wtf.

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Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER

 

Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.")

 

Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason.

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Re: Torching Shit Makes the Insurance Companies RICHER

 

Originally posted by KaBar2

Every time some dimwit does this shit the insurance company executives all clap their hands and jump up and down in undisguised glee. Arson means they can jack up the insurance rates on the rest of us. So they pay out hundreds of thousands in claims for crispy Humvees, and then turn right around and get ten times that payout from the poor general sheep, er...I mean public...by increasing the premiums on "no fault" liability insirance. (You know what "no fault" means, right? It means "If you can't become filthy fucking rich running an insurance company, it day-um sure ain't my fault.")

 

Terrorist bullshit like blowing up ski lifts and torching Humvees just makes the rich richer and makes the ELF and Earth First! look like a bunch of cretins. When they get to prison, it will be "bend over and spread 'em, you treehuggin' little bitch." Dumb asses. What stupidity. No way in this world I would risk prison for such a stupid ass reason.

yeah i with ya on that.

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I saw that shit on Inside E. Nigga, you know you done fucked up when you gotta deal with Inside E. Please believe......

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yep, hummers are very cool. i once had a girl hum "bananas in pajamas" while giving me head. for that reason hummers are a favorite......

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well then here you go,

i was going out with this chick when i jus turned 17 i guess..before i got my car so i had to be around 17...and when we wanted to do shit..wed have no where to go cause her parents hated me, and my parents didnt like her..so we always ended up hooking up in parks n shit...so one day, we are chillen at this park and she starts to suck my dick, where about 6 min. into it, and some fucking kid sneaks up on us mad ninja style talking about " HEY! what are you guys doing" ..keep in mind this kid had to be like 4 or 5 years old..and we dont think he saw us. so we jus said kissing....we knew a 5 year old was sure to have a parent around some where...so we jus bounced...kids ruin everything. little motherfuckers, they need to grow up

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Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

Ragsoe had this better idea.... it's called the "ballcuzzi".

yes good idea.

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