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Poop Man Bob

• · • How to diaper your monkey • · •

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klee klooWhen we first go into Sammy's room, she stands with her back to me and holds onto the door to her cage while I take her belt and diaper off.

 

 

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klee klooI have pulled the diaper off and I am closing it up. Sammy takes this time to stretch. :)

 

 

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klee klooAs I cut the clean diaper, Sammy lays in the floor and scratches herself. Notice how I keep her tail between my knees the whole time.

 

 

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klee klooWhen I cut the diaper, I don't cut a piece out....I just fold the diaper long ways and cut a slit across about an inch down from the printed part of the diaper. Then I tell Sammy to stand and thread it on her tail with the printed side facing me.

 

 

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klee klooPull the diaper up and straighten.

 

 

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klee klooPutting the tabs in place.

 

 

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klee klooNow, I am choosing what shorts she will wear. Notice that her tail is still between my knees.

 

 

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klee klooI always start with her left leg. I say, this leg and other leg. She does really well with this now!

 

 

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klee klooShorts are up and now I am getting her belt.

 

 

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klee klooSammy's belt is on and I am telling her to go look out the window while I bag up her dirty diaper. Sammy is eager to go to the playroom once I am finished. We just started walking down the hall holding hands to the playroom instead of me carrying her!!

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if I had a monkey I would potty train it...but I would also teach to throw its poop at people on command.

 

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all that diaper changing and putting on shorts shit is too much like having a kid. I would rather have a pet than a kid. If I kill the pet its alot easier to just say it was an accident.

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i want a monkey instead of a baby too...you dont have to carry it around in your belly for 9 monthes and you dont need a man to help you take care of it...and whats better is they dont end up blaming you for every problem they have

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Originally posted by sweetcherry

i want a monkey instead of a baby too...you dont have to carry it around in your belly for 9 monthes and you dont need a man to help you take care of it...and whats better is they dont end up blaming you for every problem they have

 

if your monkey goes crazy and kills a bunxh of small children coming home from school they don't blame you for being a bad parent...you can blame the kids for taunting a wild animal and forcing it to defend itself.

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ok, so who wants to chip in on buying a monkey? i can almost see the monkey passaround project somewhere in the future....

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