Poop Man Bob Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 .link. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/diaper.jpg'> http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper1.jpg'> klee klooWhen we first go into Sammy's room, she stands with her back to me and holds onto the door to her cage while I take her belt and diaper off. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper2.jpg'> klee klooI have pulled the diaper off and I am closing it up. Sammy takes this time to stretch. :) http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper3.jpg'> klee klooAs I cut the clean diaper, Sammy lays in the floor and scratches herself. Notice how I keep her tail between my knees the whole time. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper4.jpg'> klee klooWhen I cut the diaper, I don't cut a piece out....I just fold the diaper long ways and cut a slit across about an inch down from the printed part of the diaper. Then I tell Sammy to stand and thread it on her tail with the printed side facing me. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper5.jpg'> klee klooPull the diaper up and straighten. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper6.jpg'> klee klooPutting the tabs in place. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper7.jpg'> klee klooNow, I am choosing what shorts she will wear. Notice that her tail is still between my knees. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper8.jpg'> klee klooI always start with her left leg. I say, this leg and other leg. She does really well with this now! http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper9.jpg'> klee klooShorts are up and now I am getting her belt. http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper10.jpg'> klee klooSammy's belt is on and I am telling her to go look out the window while I bag up her dirty diaper. Sammy is eager to go to the playroom once I am finished. We just started walking down the hall holding hands to the playroom instead of me carrying her!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 approved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 I hope that monkey isn't older than like 2. That would be embarrasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 wiping not needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by iloveboxcars approved? Meh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 whoa, didnt see that one coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 it's funny how the monkey stays in position like that who remembers when the monkey that jay leno was holding peed on his suit ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 if I had a monkey I would potty train it...but I would also teach to throw its poop at people on command. edit* all that diaper changing and putting on shorts shit is too much like having a kid. I would rather have a pet than a kid. If I kill the pet its alot easier to just say it was an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 bobo!!sic'um! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 23, 2003 Author Share Posted August 23, 2003 Bump. This is extremely useful information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 :zombie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 i was doing it all wrong the whole time ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 i want a monkey instead of a baby too...you dont have to carry it around in your belly for 9 monthes and you dont need a man to help you take care of it...and whats better is they dont end up blaming you for every problem they have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Originally posted by sweetcherry i want a monkey instead of a baby too...you dont have to carry it around in your belly for 9 monthes and you dont need a man to help you take care of it...and whats better is they dont end up blaming you for every problem they have if your monkey goes crazy and kills a bunxh of small children coming home from school they don't blame you for being a bad parent...you can blame the kids for taunting a wild animal and forcing it to defend itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/footprints_07.jpg'> sadness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 ok, so who wants to chip in on buying a monkey? i can almost see the monkey passaround project somewhere in the future.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 i thought having a monkey was illegal or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 Ok my mind is totaly in the gutter.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 nuh uh....wanna buy a monkey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 23, 2003 Share Posted August 23, 2003 hmm.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 noum me and you should have a monkey...but only if you pay monkey support and change the diapers:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D3N53one Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 if noum had sex with you, you WOULD have a monkey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup if noum had sex with you, you WOULD have a monkey. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by hold the cup if noum had sex with you, you WOULD have a monkey. eh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 wierd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 I know somone who wants a monkey, but it's a much smaller monkey than that one. That thing's a little big to have running around the house but this other one could fit snug in your arm. spider monkey was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 I WANT A MONKEY, I WANT A MONKEY, I WANT A MONKEY!!!! they're too cute. i want a squirrel monkey!!!!! . :) :) :) :) hoo hoo hoo heee haaa haaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 25, 2003 Share Posted August 25, 2003 ^ simmer down... you're boiling over! that's right... squirel monkey, not spider monkey. Maybe a trip to the mokey cage for you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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