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casekonly

moderator death match

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ok, here are the rules:

 

pick two moderators to duke it out, tell us all how it would go down, and who would come out on top, and what is the finishing move?

you may use old or current mods.

 

 

 

 

(boredom makes you do silly shit)

 

 

 

i'll post my idea of a good mod fight in awhile...still trying to decide who i'd pit against who.

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Ok, it's Seeking and Smart..... Seeking goes for the choke hold and Smart uses his computer to dodge the choke. Smart then presses 2 clockwise circles and all four buttons and does the super move, it takes 3 super meters. Seeking then presses lots of buttons and comes back from being fatalitied, and Misteraven drops anvils on both of their heads.

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seeking vs. europe a.k.a. battle royal

 

seeking gives europe some fucked up advice, europe tells seeking to "sod off." seeking goes in for the first blow, europe seems to be too drunk to fight, but it's a trick! europe does his flying fist of lager to knock seeking on his "arse" seeking stands up, ready to figth some more, but europe busts out the triangle, triangle, square, left, up, left, down, circle, and throws up his poisonous brew all over seeking....seeking is done for.

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thanks...

 

ok, for some reason i thought this thread would go over well...it's a chance to pit mods against each other in imaginary fights...c'mon...

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speaking of boredom

 

666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.6BEARDO

666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666VS.

666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666KING

666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666OF

666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666.666HELL

 

 

 

 

<span style='color:black'>The two fighters come together and touch gloves. As the ref breaks them appart they throw their gloves to the ground and the ref runs away. The entire 12oz conglomerate of rookies, jr.s, sn.s, elite, veteran, and the one unstoppable member for a ring around the two. Beardo has a confused look on his face and King of Hell starts to complain about his aching back.

 

The 12 oz mob starts to get restless and boo. Beardo notices that if he doesn't kill King of Hell the 12oz mob will kill them both. He makes his move throwing a dragon punch at KOH. KOH easily side steps this move and hits Beardo in the shin with his cane. Beardo falls to the ground and realizes that he is going to have to use dirty tactics to win this one. Beardo takes out his trusty Phish tape and puts it into a nearby tape deck. The hippie tunes blare out and KOH starts screaming in pain.

 

During KOHs disoriented state, Beardo sneaks off to take some power up bong rips for his final move. As Beardo stumbles back he starts to slowly rotate his head in small circles that get larger and quicker with the momentum of his dirty ass hair. As he gets ready to whip KOH to death with the doom dreads the music dies.

 

KOH springs back to his feet as mr.yuck yells from the crowd "The tape player ate your tape. Get with the times hippie." Beardos Dreads of Doom have lost all momentum at this point and he is starting to get the munchies. As Beardo goes in for the kill, KOH, being the old man he is, uses his only power move and starts telling Beardo one of those "Back in my day stories." Beardo can't take it and falls asleep.

 

The KOH does not want to kill his friend Beardo so he gets in his car to leave. As he puts the car in gear he mistakes the break for the gas and mows down Beardo. Dread locks and birkenstocks fly all over the 12 oz mob and they begin to cheer. "KING OF HELL! KING OF HELL! KING OF HELL!"

 

King of Hell is very sad that this happens and he looks up at Misteraven who has been sitting in the sky box watchin the battle. Misteraven gives King of Hell the thumbs up. King of Hell has fought the good fight and came out victorious. Many of the rookies run up and collect scraps of beardos remains to remember the day the hippie died for ever. A feast was held later on that night in honor of King of Hell and his dirty fatality sneak move. King of Hell forgot all about Beardo.

 

The End</span>

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and he looks up at Misteraven who has been sitting in the sky box

 

 

favorite line...good stpry, yuck.....

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moderator A. vs moderator B.

 

there in a open field, hippos fall from the sky, the both die.

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Re: speaking of boredom

 

Fat bastard goes for the mods penis, the mod dodges and fat bastard falls off, tar baby in hand, the cliff and lands below in briar patch, tumbling through the thorns and laughing like a sick bastard that likes tumbling through thorns and laughing.

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Originally posted by •x«Krook»x•

*hands casek popcorn*

 

*yoinks popcorn before casek can grab*

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Originally posted by casekonly

europe does his flying fist of lager

 

 

hahaha.

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Guest imported_Europe
Originally posted by casekonly

europe seems to be too drunk to fight, but it's a trick!

 

Damn, in all realness, that is my trick...

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haha....johnny came ready to fuck shit up....

 

johnny's special move should be the clipboard offense to stolen office pen buckshot.

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