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The party was canceled.

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OSLO (Reuters) - A Norwegian accidentally shot and wounded six of his friends at a surprise party to celebrate his 40th birthday, police said on Sunday.

 

The man found out about the party in a forest cabin in south Norway beforehand and hid behind trees nearby with a shotgun as about 30 guests turned up on Saturday night, hoping to turn the surprise on his friends,

 

He blasted off one round in the air, meaning it as a joke to shock the partygoers. But when he came out from his hiding place, he tripped and the gun went off again, badly hurting one woman in the legs and slightly injuring five others.

 

"Seven people were taken to hospital in Fredrikstad including the man who shot. He wasn't physically hurt but in deep shock," a police spokesman said.

 

The party was canceled.

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oh man...

 

If I was treking all the way out to some cabin in the tundra,

it would take a lot more than a shotgun blast to keep me from the party.

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^^Hell yeah, I'd be all:

"What the fuck was that about? Where's the bar?"

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Guest Pilau Hands

god... that goes in the "bad shit happens" file

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Guest beardo

how bout this one

 

 

 

Man Trapped in Elevator, Decapitated

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

 

HOUSTON (AP) -- A surgical resident was killed when an elevator malfunctioned and decapitated him, authorities said.

 

Hitoshi Nikaidoh, 35, was stepping into a second-floor elevator at Christus St. Joseph Hospital Saturday morning when the doors suddenly closed, pinning his shoulders. His head was severed when the elevator car moved upward.

 

A hospital employee witnessed the accident and spent about 20 minutes trapped inside the elevator before firefighters rescued her. She was treated for shock in the hospital's emergency room, hospital spokeswoman India Chumney Hancock said.

 

Harris County medical examiners were conducting an inquiry into the accident. Police said earlier that maintenance crews had worked on the elevators during the week.

 

The entire elevator bank was pulled from operation until the investigation is complete

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Holy shit....art immitates(sp) life and vice versa

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Guest Pilau Hands

oh my god...is this what you do at work? :eek:

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Originally posted by beardo

Man Trapped in Elevator, Decapitated

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

 

 

God damn that associated press, running around decapitating people...

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Guest imported_Europe

"Aint nothin like a norwegian paaarty, party..."

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Guest beardo

^thats funny cus a dude fired off a shotgun there

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In May, battered wife Elizabeth Rudavsky stabbed to death her severely abusive husband of seven months, Angelo Heddington, in Thedford, Ont., but to Rudavsky's shock, Heddington was soon identified as a woman (who had long ago adopted male mannerisms and dress). A former Heddington girlfriend, who had discovered the secret earlier, told a reporter, "(Heddington) had soft hands, but she spit like a guy. The whole time you were talking to her, she'd have her hands in her pockets playing with herself like she was a guy."

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nope... that one was off the cuff, but I'll still let you have it free...

 

Last Words:

Jackson Thomas was stabbed to death in May in Brooklyn, N.Y.; he had made comments about his wife's putting on weight, leading to an argument, provoking her to grab a knife, but Mr. Thomas advanced on her, saying, "What are you going to do, stab me?"

 

A week before that, in West Hempstead, N.Y., taxicab passenger Kenneth Hill, 39, died after the driver hit him with a tire iron; he had been chased by the driver after he tried to skip out on a $5 fare and continued to taunt the driver, saying, "I'm not going to pay you, and there is nothing you can do about it."

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

oh man...

 

If I was treking all the way out to some cabin in the tundra,

it would take a lot more than a shotgun blast to keep me from the party.

"hahahhah ok sooo then he sai(shotgun blast)damn mexicans"

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A gas station booth was rammed by a car with a dead man at the wheel; the man had shot himself to death hours before with the engine idling, and rigor motris caused his foot finally to either fall off the brake or hit the accelerator (Boston). [Associated Press, 5-30-03]

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Guest Pilau Hands

how you gonna be married to a woman for 7 months and "think" it's a man...if all she changed were her mannerisms

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LANGLEY, Wash. (AP) - An amusement park operator was killed Saturday when his hair got caught on a roller coaster car, pulling him up as high as 40 feet before he fell, back-first, onto a fence.

 

Doug McKay, 40, was spraying lubricant on the tracks of the Super Loop 2, a ride at the Island County Fair on Whidbey Island, when his long hair got caught on a car full of fairgoers, sheriff's spokeswoman Jan Smith said.

 

"It basically scalped him, and he fell and landed on the fence," Smith said.

 

McKay, co-owner of Paradise Amusements, based in Post Falls, Idaho, was pulled between 25 and 40 feet into the air.

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