king kong Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 computer programmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
•nakEd Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 i work in a ice house, make ice bag it, into 40lb bags, stack them 9 rows high and put them in a big refrigerator.. fun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 well when i filled out the application for the place i work at i was told i was gonna be a cashier...but when i started working there i had to clean the greenhouses, water the plants, clean the store, bake, organize, do paper work, assemble some crappy merchandise, act happy the whole time im there, talk to annoying customers about why they like granny smith apples better then gala apples(it turns out there are more then 30 diffrent types of apples and i know them all....ugh)...and alot more... ugh work sucks... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 i like those fiji apples :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toad_AAA Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 assistant tailor for my dads shop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Shit...What don't i do for money? Right now i walk peoples dogs for the tidy sum of $100 a month. When the money really gets low i sweet talk young girls into emptying their life savings. I wonder what i'll do tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
23578 Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 @ the chuck wagon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 for the time being, I build and restore porches. This is my work until a score a role as a social worker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Hmm....I was a marketing assistant but now I'm....what's a nice way of saying lazy unemployed loser? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle what's a nice way of saying lazy unemployed loser? underachieving genius straving artist up and coming musician working on my thesis ??? any of those do the trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- working on my thesis ...that, and i hope to soon land a job like !@#$%. well, not working with mice, more chemistry, less biology, but laboratory work where i am well compensated, and still have time to sit on the computer. yes, i don't aim that high. i don't wanna be like my advisors who are stressed all day and have no life outside of research. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 who ever said being a valet sucks must work somewhere fucking wack. i make tons of CASH and steak tons of shit. plus i joyride the shit out of whatever i want. sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- underachieving genius straving artist up and coming musician working on my thesis ??? any of those do the trick? Hahahaha! All of these are going on my resume! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
optimodub Posted August 18, 2003 Share Posted August 18, 2003 i do all kinds of shit at my job, it's a watersports place, most of today was racing around in a powerboat and rescuing kids who'd got their windsurfs stuck on rocks...it beats sitting in front of a computer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Im in charge of administration at a legal office, i dont like it very much, except the fact that bitches think im loaded, plus now and again i steal the cotton paper to draw on, which is kinda nice for the few minutes i have the interest for it. I make big money transfers from clients and other companies and i fucking go to court with clients and talk to prosecutors when the attorneys dont want to. and when im not doing that im painting, i feel like clark kent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by caL i like those fiji apples :D yeah fuji's are good...i like golden delicious and galas. oh god im going crazy:nut: :spin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cherry_Luv Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 I don't work:o that sucks I wanna work!;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by HESHIANDET who ever said being a valet sucks must work somewhere fucking wack. i make tons of CASH and steak tons of shit. plus i joyride the shit out of whatever i want. sucker yeah, its a dope job at times. i just get pissed at the people i work with, theyre all assholes. reasons my valet job is worse than yours.. 1. its at a country club, so its all old jews who complain all day 2. no tips. its against policy. so its just $8 an hour. 3. because its only members, its the same cars and same people everyday. 4. we're not allowed to wear shorts, even in the hot summer heat there are some definite perks to being a valet though. sometimes we have guests or parties where the whole place is rented, then theyll tip - and i just gotta be careful nobody sees me take it. whenever young girls or milfs come through, i look up their skirts - plus ill look through the car and occasionally find interesting things (drugs, letters, etc). plus most of the time all i do is sit around bored, so i have alot of study time while im being paid at my job..2 birds, 1 stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cherry_Luv I don't work:o that sucks I wanna work!;) yeah i used to be young and naive...wanting to grow up and work...then i started and now id rather die then work...enjoy this time when you could be lazy you'll def want it back when your working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 computer guy at an environmental company currently looking for a new job as a motorcycle mechanic :ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 would you like fries with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 naaaaaaa seriously, i worked at this place for a minute, but i got fired: http://www.restaurantmanager.net/images_cheesecake/logo_cheesecake.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Construction sucks:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by $360 naaaaaaa seriously, i worked at this place for a minute, but i got fired: http://www.restaurantmanager.net/images_cheesecake/logo_cheesecake.gif'> for some reason thats cracking me up...:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by sweetcherry for some reason thats cracking me up...:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: naa, youll crack up when you see what i had to wear: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=41815 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by Corn Pops V.P of a major advertising firm really..No shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scrabble Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 i assist my friend in supervising the supervisor person at mcdonalds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 Originally posted by $360 naa, youll crack up when you see what i had to wear: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthrea...&threadid=41815 ahh its not that bad ....the pants are kinda funny though...i once had to wear a statue of liberty hat...dont ask...and my friend had to wear a foot long hot dog hat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 I dont work.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted August 19, 2003 Share Posted August 19, 2003 furniture sales. i gotta listen to obese hairy-chinned women complain about their bed breaking and the back ache and the only replies that run through my head are..."lose some weight and your back wont hurt" and "just stab yourself in the face with a fork, it'll taste better than pot roast" :rolleyes: stupid humans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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