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i sell camping goods.

 

need any tents? ill help:o

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I take giant air cans off of planes. Couple them to my super cool white tug, and drive them into the hub to be unloaded. Over and over again.

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well when i filled out the application for the place i work at i was told i was gonna be a cashier...but when i started working there i had to clean the greenhouses, water the plants, clean the store, bake, organize, do paper work, assemble some crappy merchandise, act happy the whole time im there, talk to annoying customers about why they like granny smith apples better then gala apples(it turns out there are more then 30 diffrent types of apples and i know them all....ugh)...and alot more... ugh work sucks...

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Shit...What don't i do for money? Right now i walk peoples dogs for the tidy sum of $100 a month. When the money really gets low i sweet talk young girls into emptying their life savings. I wonder what i'll do tomorrow.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

what's a nice way of saying lazy unemployed loser?

 

underachieving genius

straving artist

up and coming musician

working on my thesis

 

??? any of those do the trick?

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

working on my thesis

 

...that, and i hope to soon land a job like !@#$%. well, not working with mice, more chemistry, less biology, but laboratory work where i am well compensated, and still have time to sit on the computer. yes, i don't aim that high. i don't wanna be like my advisors who are stressed all day and have no life outside of research.

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who ever said being a valet sucks must work somewhere fucking wack. i make tons of CASH and steak tons of shit. plus i joyride the shit out of whatever i want. sucker

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Originally posted by Kilo7-

underachieving genius

straving artist

up and coming musician

working on my thesis

 

??? any of those do the trick?

 

Hahahaha! All of these are going on my resume!

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i do all kinds of shit at my job, it's a watersports place, most of today was racing around in a powerboat and rescuing kids who'd got their windsurfs stuck on rocks...it beats sitting in front of a computer

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Im in charge of administration at a legal office, i dont like it very much, except the fact that bitches think im loaded, plus now and again i steal the cotton paper to draw on, which is kinda nice for the few minutes i have the interest for it.

I make big money transfers from clients and other companies and i fucking go to court with clients and talk to prosecutors when the attorneys dont want to.

 

and when im not doing that im painting, i feel like clark kent.

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Originally posted by caL

i like those fiji apples

:D

 

yeah fuji's are good...i like golden delicious and galas.

oh god im going crazy:nut: :spin:

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Originally posted by HESHIANDET

who ever said being a valet sucks must work somewhere fucking wack. i make tons of CASH and steak tons of shit. plus i joyride the shit out of whatever i want. sucker

 

yeah, its a dope job at times. i just get pissed at the people i work with, theyre all assholes.

 

reasons my valet job is worse than yours..

 

1. its at a country club, so its all old jews who complain all day

2. no tips. its against policy. so its just $8 an hour.

3. because its only members, its the same cars and same people everyday.

4. we're not allowed to wear shorts, even in the hot summer heat

 

there are some definite perks to being a valet though. sometimes we have guests or parties where the whole place is rented, then theyll tip - and i just gotta be careful nobody sees me take it. whenever young girls or milfs come through, i look up their skirts - plus ill look through the car and occasionally find interesting things (drugs, letters, etc).

 

plus most of the time all i do is sit around bored, so i have alot of study time while im being paid at my job..2 birds, 1 stone.

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Originally posted by Cherry_Luv

I don't work:o that sucks I wanna work!;)

 

yeah i used to be young and naive...wanting to grow up and work...then i started and now id rather die then work...enjoy this time when you could be lazy you'll def want it back when your working

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Guest krie

computer guy at an environmental company

currently looking for a new job as a motorcycle mechanic :ballcap:

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