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things said to you on aim by people more fucked up than yourself

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state the quote, person, and substance by which they achieved their more fucked up than you status.

 

"tara reid is a delicious morsel"

-girl from school, muscle relaxers

 

"i am drunk beyond humanly possible, which means i am either not human or i am the fucking man"

-some guy, 151

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(said within 5 minutes of each other by the same girl)

"having a gay friend would be so fun!"

"I think all gay people should be shot"

 

 

(this girls opinion in no way represents mine)

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im the dick suckin captin or ss blow me ship

 

some hoe. she is good at givin some dome tho soooooo:lol:

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Guest 455

uhhhh....I don't have any.....I never get on aim.....

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me:im going to prepare myself for a shitty day

chris: lol

me: so i'll talk to you later

chris: i hope that isnt code

chris: for i am gonna go whack off

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me:im eating

me:some buffalo tenders

shannon: oh yeah?

me:yeah

shannon:they good?

me:yeah

me:real good

shannon:ive never understood why you would want to eat a buffalo

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Originally posted by $360

me:im eating

me:some buffalo tenders

shannon: oh yeah?

me:yeah

shannon:they good?

me:yeah

me:real good

shannon:ive never understood why you would want to eat a buffalo

 

That's original....:D

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Me:hey

Dork:whats up

Me:chillin

Dork:thats cool,did you just IM me to tell youre chillin...

Me:Yeah,i guess...:lol:

Boredom...

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gaybteaser: yo but manola check this shitola, i was throwin up my outlinola on my bombola at the legal wallola and these fuckin copolas ran upola on me and they were like yola wiggola what the ola you doin all alonola. And i was all like im gay

 

:lol:

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