in a show of pure ignorance, im about to do accupuncture on myself...

[seeking 283]

ive been getting accupuncture lately. shits fresh. each time i steal some needles. im about to stick em in my arm just to see whats happens... god shouldnt let me drink. goodnight.

[Guest Remy Martin]

make sure that needle hits your vein, has a mixture of pure heroin and coke, and its sterile...shit your all good you nerd..

[Guest Remy Martin]

oh and watch out for air bubbles that shit will kill you...

[seven.13 19]

Dear god....

[yel 2k 0]

if you are doing accupuncture on yourself you should use a ahhhhh you know one of those charts that shows the point. and why your arm is it fucked up from shaking paint all day?

[MeroSeis 0]

Originally posted by Remy Martin:

oh and watch out for air bubbles that shit will kill you...

 

 

bloop bloop nigga

[BoB Hope ONER 0]

remember the simpsons episode?

 

bart gets put on riddlin.. (type stuff).

 

..then they shoot marge and homer with morphine.

 

 

..marge.. becomes instantly tranquil.

 

homer is like "hey mines just air" *ackk.....

and falls over.

[Jesus of Nazareth 1]

Originally posted by BoB Hope ONER:

remember the simpsons episode?

 

bart gets put on riddlin.. (type stuff).

 

..then they shoot marge and homer with morphine.

 

 

..marge.. becomes instantly tranquil.

 

homer is like "hey mines just air" *ackk.....

and falls over.

 

Bart was put on "focusyn" (hahahahahaha)...that is one of my favorite episodes.

[seeking 283]

well, im alive. as drunk as i was, i wasnt going into it totally blind... ive been getting accupuncture alot recently, so i know the spots... a couple of them anyway. i ask alot of questions so i know the 'hit or miss' ratio with the ones im fucking with.

it turned out ok. i hit the spot, got it in an all that... but since i was real drunk an nearly about to pass out, i took the needle out cause i was scared i might pass out with it sticking out of my arm and i was sure that wouldnt be a good thing...

perhaps i'll try it for longer tonight...

[Guest --zeSto--]

why not just try accupressure?

 

and bart wears tin foil on his head,

'cause major league baseball is spying on him.

[brown twinkie 0]

you drink alot.

[brown twinkie 0]

or, rather, thats the impression i get.

[seeking 283]

not alot exactly, just frequently, and in front of my computer where i can be all high school about it... fuck it...

[fr8oholic 4]

i drink a lot.

 

ackk..

[eyeBddub 0]

i can only drink like 3 times a month at the most cause everytime i drink i puke my guts out and it kills my motivation

[kid furie 0]

hhahahaha this shit is hilarious...

[Klypse 0]

I drunk once, if arbor mist counts.

[MeroSeis 0]

Originally posted by Klypse:

I drunk once, if arbor mist counts.

 

 

no. It doesn't.

 

MERODOGS

TMFMLBTK

[garcia_vega 2]

be careful seeking, cause your body's chi is nothing to play around with. activating (or deactivating) the wrong points at the wrong time can cause blockages of chi that could actually create health problems, rather than help your overall health. i'm not an expert on accupuncture or anything, but i've studied kung fu with a chinese master for several years who is also a licensed accupuncturist. he explained the dangers of redirecting chi with an unskilled hand, and it's probly nothing you want to get involved in.

 

edited cause i can't spell.

 

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[Guest imported_El Mamerro]

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I drink a lotski.

[LUKY 0]

HEY! bring that over here!!

[MeroSeis 0]

Originally posted by garcia_vega:

i'm not an expert on accupuncture or anything, but i've studied kung fu with a chinese master for several years who is also a licensed accupuncturist. he explained the dangers of redirecting chi with an unskilled hand, and it's probly nothing you want to get involved in.

 

 

This nigga should write a script for Jet Li. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//rolleyes.gif'>

 

KILLA MERO

TOO FLY.

MLBPREZZ

 

 

[This message has been edited by MeroSeis (edited 08-13-2001).]

[garcia_vega 2]

i don't think anyone really cares what the script is about in a jet li movie as long as he hands out enough beatdowns. look at the black mask--what the hell was that movie about? and all the ones with good stories are remakes of already written stories (shaolin temple series, once upon a time in china series, romeo must die, fist of legend) so i think anybody could write a script for jet-li.

 

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