taper Posted August 17, 2003 Share Posted August 17, 2003 ok this isnt that funny but everytime i go to this one china buffet i end up with this laughter. one time it was this kid telling me about this kid who has a dodge 600 turbo. hahaha if you know what a dode 600 is this is very funny. dodge 600 turbo ha:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 So i remembered...i knew i had something to add on the face-face deal. One day, 6 years ago, i'm in design class and this girl called bilini (her actuall last name) walks in wearing black tight clothes and a pair of white, superfat basketball sneakers...my friend goes: whoa! its AIR BILINI you dont think thats funny? guess what?.... THIS IS THE HYSTERICAL UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by Tesseract whoa! its AIR BILINI not bad not bad. it sounds like you had to be there. i went to school with this girl names kendra who got clowned on all the time. i always felt bad and never took part in her day-to-day torture. but there was one day taht i really honestly thought i was going to piss my self from laughing. she walks into school wearing one of those big puffy vests(it gets nippy here is boston in the winter), only this one was silver. my boy sitting next to me takes one looks and announces at the top of his voice: ATTENTION KENDRA: THE TRIP TO THE MOON HAS BEEN CANCELED. PLEASE REMOVE YOURE GEAR IMMIDIATLY maybe you had to be there...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Hahahaha....man, if my memory wasn't blown to shit, I'd be able to remember some of these times too. Funny stuff nonetheless...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 One night i was driving home-drunk- and i drove by this chinese joint that was called CHINKEE CHICKEE. that was one of those times i almost died laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck One night i was driving home-drunk- and i drove by this chinese joint that was called CHINKEE CHICKEE. that was one of those times i almost died laughing. hahah thats fucking awesome i saw one once called "CHO KING" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 hahah and theres a place called "yummy house" too i love that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 hi. oh, and i call my girlfriend "face" because it makes her mad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 just remembered this one Originally posted by $360 http://www.mtv.com/news/images/archive/sq-mandy-moore-flips-hair-euf.jpg'> hahah i just remember something really funny. ya know how her new movie is called "how to deal"? theres posters for it all over my town, and some townie wrote at the bottom "crack" so it says "how to deal crack" hahahahgv asjhvbghadv didnt feel like typung it again. good stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck One night i was driving home-drunk- and i drove by this chinese joint that was called CHINKEE CHICKEE. that was one of those times i almost died laughing. HAHAHHAHA, dude...i saw a place called Croissant-Hassan now, if you think that croissants are french, Hassan is a arab name, the place is in greece AND that the fuckin thing rhymes...you get the full recipee done... THIS IS THE HYSTERICAL UNCONTROLABLE LAUGHTER THREAD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 My sister-in-law knows this guy with a shaved head who is so fat that the back of his neck has fat rolls on it. One day I was talking to her on the phone and she called him "pack'o'franks" because she said his neck looks like hot dogs. me and koh were hysterical the other day because of this wizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/wizard.gif'> hahahaha, fuckin awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest post. Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/images/comics/mummy.gif'> hahahahahha!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 three cheers for fits of uncontrollable laughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 w00t w00t w00t!!! (Tesser, I really did laugh at that first knock knock joke you made, and I've used it on 2 people since you posted it the other day) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocomply Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 Originally posted by $360 not bad not bad. it sounds like you had to be there. i went to school with this girl names kendra who got clowned on all the time. i always felt bad and never took part in her day-to-day torture. but there was one day taht i really honestly thought i was going to piss my self from laughing. she walks into school wearing one of those big puffy vests(it gets nippy here is boston in the winter), only this one was silver. my boy sitting next to me takes one looks and announces at the top of his voice: ATTENTION KENDRA: THE TRIP TO THE MOON HAS BEEN CANCELED. PLEASE REMOVE YOURE GEAR IMMIDIATLY maybe you had to be there...... hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 ok... so I'm hurting from a hangover and my roomie keeps pestering me. You know the shit girls can do when they know you're weak. Belly pokes, all that annoying stuff. So I try to flick my towel at her and the thing ends up smaking me in the back of the head. It's not that funny but she laughed for a soild 5 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmieWalker Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 people seem to think it is funny when they ask where I'm from and I reply...My daddys dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest im not witty Posted August 21, 2003 Share Posted August 21, 2003 theres a chinese joint up the street called wok n roll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sadangry Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 ^^^I lived around the corner from a wok n roll, really funny. Also around the corner was happy fresh tortillas, really funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hysterical uncontrolable laughter can cure shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Bumped?..exactly one month from its last reply?..word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 Originally posted by Æ° Hysterical uncontrolable laughter can cure shit. and i concur...it fixes all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 man where was I when this thread happened.... face face... hahaha. So I'm sitting on my couch last week watching tv, and my cousin is over with her one year old. She's sitting next to the coffee table in front of me and just behind her is the baby's carseat... well apparently the kid wanted more attention, so he hauls ass toward his mom but misses and hits the carseat, does a fucking flip and lands on his back. I laughed so fucking hard I almost pissed myself. I now call him Crash Test. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DISCO BRYSO Posted September 22, 2003 Share Posted September 22, 2003 so how about this funny thing that happened to me. I found god when I stopped trying to prove he existed. I proved it to myself "scientifically", but man... mind control is mind control. believe what you want. laughter is the best cure for unhappiness. my favorite joke was from eddie murphy's interview with Jay Leno one night it was like "that joke has the 'two drop pee guarantee'"... if you don't piss your pants, you ain't alive. peeing your pants from laughter is great. now act like it only happens to girls. can't control your bladder? YOUR BLADDER CONTROLS YOU. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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