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mr.yuck

worst car ever

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things that are rooty pooh and what you cant lie without

 

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here is a car that i think i will never in my life like. What the hell were the designers of this car thinkin? For some reason i see them everywhere. They look like a hummer in its fetal stages. The people that drive these right now are the butt of all my jokes.

 

On another hand though this thing right here seems to be the first thing that i feel like i really need:

 

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this shit is super rad. At $300 you get a phone with caller id pictures, instant messenger, 2 way paging, and a digital camera, mp3s for ring tones, and weighs only 6 ozs. Then with your $150 rebate you get the damn thing for $150. On top of that the most expensive service is $29.99 a month making it cheaper than having a home phone, cell phone and internet. Pfft this seems like a done deal for me.

 

 

Feel free to add the things that you think are booty and shit you think you really might need. Yeeeehaaaaaw

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Well those are some pretty bad shits but i think i would still ride them before i would go pick up a girl in the H2s gay handicapped cousin. :lol:

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I feel that i have mislead you all. This wasnt really meant to be just about cars so i think i am going to change the title. I see i cant change the title. Drat

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the element i'm not so nuts about...

the scion i've been into since first seeing the sketches...

the new si i hated until i drove one, then the whole thing totally grew on me...

and when i have a steady job i plan on buying one of the new minis...

 

as for the aztec, a friend of mine owns 2 aztecs and 2 vibes (feet and hands) and is now looking for the rest of the cars to build something along the lines of voltron... seriously...

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Re: things that are rooty pooh and what you cant lie without

 

Originally posted by mr.yuck

http://www.letstalk.com/img/prod/100/543/20695_pdi.gif'>

 

this shit is super rad. At $300 you get a phone with caller id pictures, instant messenger, 2 way paging, and a digital camera, mp3s for ring tones, and weighs only 6 ozs. Then with your $150 rebate you get the damn thing for $150.

 

ill wait till i can just get one for free but with a contract for a couple years.

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Re: Re: things that are rooty pooh and what you cant lie without

 

Originally posted by caL

ill wait till i can just get one for free but with a contract for a couple years.

 

good idea.:idea:

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you guys are buggin---

 

ultramodern japanese cars are a passion of mine..i could add some rare flix that would make you guys laugh, but i don't want anyone to badmouth the whips......

maybe one or two later....

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i work as a valet so ive driven all these cars...

 

Aztek- Kinda like a fat chick, yeah its ugly but once youre inside its not that bad. Yeah the exterior is ugly, but the interior is decent and is a decent price.

 

Element- Same as the Aztek.

 

Mini Cooper- I dunno, I kinda dig it. The interior is kinda cheap, but it drives good. Itd be nice in heavy traffic downtown just because its so easy to maneuver, and they always have construction downtown (in west palm beach anyway) so sometimes the streets are narrow as fuck, this would come in handy. however, besides being downtown, i think it would be annoying as fuck to be on long drives on the highway since its pretty cramped if youre a normal to big size male, perfect for an old lady though.

 

Thunderbird- I couldnt believe how expensive they are. Theyre like $40,000. I mean theyre pretty nice but theyre not great. It would be dope as fuck to hit the beach in that with the top down, especially since the controls are tight as fuck, itd be fun to go down to the beach and hit sharp turns and shit at high speed with the top down. But its not worth the money in my opinion.

 

 

Focus- 3 different people at my work drive the Focus. I guess just because its one of the cheapest new cars you can get. I personally think it is shit. Plus this was the car that had all those factory defects and Ford had to recall them and shit. It wouldnt be so ugly if you took off the front of it. the headlights ruin it especially, theyre shaped like a shark fin. im not one to bash american cars, i think ford and gmc both deserve more credit than they get, especially with their trucks and suv's, but ford reall fucked up with this one.

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Guest 455

Yugo,Mazda Rotary engine power,any car from the 80's,Chevy Vega,Pontiac Sunbird,Oldsmobile Starfire,and most of new cars coming out.....I am not going to pay thousands of dollars for a "plastic" car.

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Originally posted by unconscience

i'll have to agree with mapo on the focus statement, very well put.:cool:

 

FOCUS=Chevy Cavalier....rooty pooh

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Chevy Lumina,later model Buick Skylarks or "Skyhawks".....I swear,if any of you could see the garbage running around where I live....you'll know what sucks and what doesn't...A new Ford Focus is comparable to new Benz around here....fuckin' White Trash city....watching tweakers drive around with 6 people in a haha....Pontiac 6000 that wakes up the dead because the muffler is gone with the paint almost all of way chipped off........

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Originally posted by T.T Boy

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pontiac 6000 worst car ever.

besides the "le car"

 

TT this is a perfect example of a horrible early/mid-80s american piece of shit. it is in the running with the ford tempo , escort , and chevy citation ( :sick: ) which ironicly ifound a scale model of , which comes with a low rider kit.... i really hope i fucking build this soon , because it is hella funny.

 

also lets not forget the folowing runners up.

merkur

geo metro/suzuki swift

geo storm ( :sick: )

fuck , the whole geo line , which was in general , a bunch of rebadged rejects from the toyota plant

hmmmm geez i could talk about this shit for days

does anyone remeber the 1980's throwback , psuedo pimp cars , that were supposed to resemble shit like cords , and other classy art deco automobiles , but were built by kit manufacturers , and sucked huge balls , and were shit , and loked like shit? i think there were a few on miami vice...

 

ill think of more...

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Okay fuck it since ya'll wanna make this another car thread let me add my couple a cents since this is my thread.

 

80s Cool:

 

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the 1980 chevy caprice

 

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add some of these...size 22 please

 

and you have some pimpin ass shit.

The only thing left is to add some loud ass music and you got your self a bitch getter straight from the 80's. Yess sir.

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