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Originally posted by the JEL kid

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once i was babysitting this lil 5 year old and one day he had a friend over and they were in his room and i was a few rooms away and it got really quite and i decided to check up on them...so i open the door and as soon as it opens they start pulling theyre pants up and one of them got it stuck while he was pulling them up and he was trying to stuff it back it and it was just sooo fucking funny...

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Originally posted by Corn Pops

:lol:

LMAO

ROTF

 

dear corn pops,

 

this is not aol, we use complete sentences here.

 

love, iloveboxcars.

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Guest WebsterUno

haha..

 

 

 

 

 

 

I once had to babysit my lil cousin.

He stunk like shit, so I open his pamper.

He had a big ass blob of shit in there.

So I run upstairs, to grab a pamper

and when I get back, he had got into his

shit and smeared it all over his face and the carpet.

 

 

bad moment #1254

 

:(

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Originally posted by WebsterUno

haha..

 

 

 

 

 

 

I once had to babysit my lil cousin.

He stunk like shit, so I open his pamper.

He had a big ass blob of shit in there.

So I run upstairs, to grab a pamper

and when I get back, he had got into his

shit and smeared it all over his face and the carpet.

 

 

bad moment #1254

 

:(

 

 

haha gross.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

dear corn pops,

 

this is not aol, we use complete sentences here.

 

love, iloveboxcars.

 

haha

 

once i was on the beach tanning with my boys...and a seagull flew by and let out a big turd right on my friends back...really gross.

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one time it was before school about 3 years ago, it was 7.Am and noone was home, or so i thought, the computer desk is directly in front of a big bedroom in the basement, there was this old man renting that room.

 

So i get the morning wood, log onto the computer and start wacking away, and for some reason i picked up the nearest sock, so i dont splooge the comp. mid wack the guy comes out of his room and i turn in a surprised fashion towards him with this fucking gym sock coming out of my pants,

 

he laughed at me and called me shameless.

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Originally posted by oneeightyone

one time it was before school about 3 years ago, it was 7.Am and noone was home, or so i thought, the computer desk is directly in front of a big bedroom in the basement, there was this old man renting that room.

 

So i get the morning wood, log onto the computer and start wacking away, and for some reason i picked up the nearest sock, so i dont splooge the comp. mid wack the guy comes out of his room and i turn in a surprised fashion towards him with this fucking gym sock coming out of my pants,

 

he laughed at me and called me shameless.

 

:lol:

 

porn subscription: $9.99 per month

socks: $2.99

old guy that rents a room in your house walking in on you jerking off and then insulting you: priceless

there are some things money cant buy...for everything else theres mastercard

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parents are away...

 

put the porn in the vcr...

 

start doing my thing...

 

front door opens. i turn off the tape as quick as i can. run to the room where the front door is.one of the dopest girls ive ever seen stands there with a baffled look on her face.

 

me: "uuuh, hi who are you?"

 

her: "im *****, im here to feed the dogs"

 

me: "oh, i didnt know my dad hired someone to feed them"

 

her: "....."

 

me: "uuuhhhh, so, im going to let you do that and i have to ...ummm...get in the shower...."

 

her: "right"

 

as i walker away i reaized that my fly was down and she could probably see my equipment.

 

 

very, very bad moment.

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Originally posted by $360

parents are away...

 

put the porn in the vcr...

 

start doing my thing...

 

front door opens. i turn off the tape and zip up my pants as quick as i can. run to the room where the front door is.one of the dopest girls ive ever seen stands there with a baffled look on her face.

 

me: "uuuh, hi who are you?"

 

her: "im *****, im here to feed the dogs"

 

me: "oh, i didnt know my dad hired someone to feed them"

 

her: "....."

 

me: "uuuhhhh, so, im going to let you do that and i have to ...ummm...get in the shower...."

 

her: "right"

 

as i walker away i reaized that my fly was down and she could probably see my equipment.

 

 

very, very bad moment.

 

when you realize they have seen it you should go back and say "oh, and by the way, you are looking bue-tea-ful today. what are you doing after feeding the dog?"

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

when you realize they have seen it you should go back and say "oh, and by the way, you are looking bue-tea-ful today. what are you doing after feeding the dog?"

 

see, i would have done that, and its a good idea, but it was like the daughter of my dad best froend or something like that.

 

some one who i wouldnt have gotten away with it with.

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LOOK OUT

 

I WAS TALKIN TO THIS GIRL THAT LOOK OMG BLAZINNNNNNN AND U KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE ,SO SHE WENT IN HER PERSE AND TOOK OUT PERFUME AND SPRAYED IT HAVN'T SEE KNOWN THAT I WAS ELERGIC TO IT LOL IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AND I SNEEZE IN HER FACED AND A BIG SNOT HIT YOUR FORHEAD LOL

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Originally posted by $360

see, i would have done that, and its a good idea, but it was like the daughter of my dad best froend or something like that.

 

some one who i wouldnt have gotten away with it with.

 

i dont see the problem. elaborate.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars

i dont see the problem. elaborate.

 

i could just hear my father saying "so what did you do while i was gone" after he had gotten off the phone with his best friend........

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now that i think of it my dads friend does have a hot daughter and they live right down the street.

 

i think im going to try hanging out with her alittle more.

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Re: LOOK OUT

 

Originally posted by the JEL kid

I WAS TALKIN TO THIS GIRL THAT LOOK OMG BLAZINNNNNNN AND U KNOW HOW GIRLS ARE ,SO SHE WENT IN HER PERSE AND TOOK OUT PERFUME AND SPRAYED IT HAVN'T SEE KNOWN THAT I WAS ELERGIC TO IT LOL IT WOULDN'T HAPPEN IN AND I SNEEZE IN HER FACED AND A BIG SNOT HIT YOUR FORHEAD LOL

dear lord...and no, i'm not talking about your story...

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