Dirty_habiT Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 That's a good story Zesto.... and that's right don't fuck with laborers because they are tougher than you are always and can kick your ass at any moment's notice ok fawkers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 OMG YEAH, WAHT HE SAID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 i met this girl at my friends house while i was goin to college in gainesville. this was right before my life became a disaster and i had to go back home. so im living in south florida and shes living in north florida but we talk on the phone all the time (she had a south florida cell phone number so it was local). i hardly remember meeting this girl, but the conversations are so good that it doesnt matter. so we meet up when she comes home for thanksgiving. i must have been fucked up on coke, shrooms, xanax, and weed to have been interested in this girl. she was half black and half white but mostly looked white. this girl had such bad acne that she covered her face in some dark makeup to cover it. so her face was real dark and the rest of her body was pale, it was bizarre. and even through the makeup you could see all the acne and acne scars. the whole thing was a disaster. so after that we kinda faded out and didnt talk anymore. then one night she calls me and just repeatedly says 'hello?' while giggling. so i hang up. i email her with 'that was mature' and she emails with 'i wasnt prank calling' etc. she probably wasnt prank calling but i wanted revenge on her just for fun. one thing i forgot to say is that she told me how many guys she had been with...18. 18 guys and she was only 20, and hadnt started having sex until 18. so i happen to know her little sisters AIM name. I see her online and tell her little sister how many guys her older sister has fucked. it was funny because i acted all proffessional. 'i wanted to inform you that your sister has had sex with 18 different guys. she has had 18 different penises in her vagina', etc. haha that was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 ^OMFG! yOu lIke AIM'slaPPEd tha' gurl. LOLOLO!!!111 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 someones got a crush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8lover Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by ToYs ok so i went to my boy's girlfriend's house, chilled, met the family, and so on just dumb bullshit. her stepdad seemed like a dick but i wasnt going to hold it against him. so i leave and i am later informed that her dad was talking MAD shit about me, the redneck piece of shit said i was a "nigger cause the way i wear my hat" and a "fag" and "useless piece of shit" and he also said i was never aloud to talk to his daughter again... ok fuck this guy im gonna ruin his week. so i go to this all night gas station everynight for a week. everynight the Duncan Doughnuts guy empties the doughnut tray and refills it. he generaly throws away the old ones, so i make a deal with him. he will just leave the old ones around back everynight.so i accumulate a cadillac trunk full of doughnuts and head to this redneck piece of shits house... i unload my trunk upon his house. i stuffed about 5 jelly doughnuts in the dudes exuast in his Harley Davidson, and pack the mail box full. and then i just threw the rest in his yard and his roof... maybe i over reacted but fuck that guy. not exactly "sticking it to him" oh no. donuts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sweetcherry Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Originally posted by freightlover not exactly "sticking it to him" oh no. donuts... :lol: :lol: haha your lucky the guy wasnt homer simpson...or a cop...cuz then he woulda thanked ya for the donuts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 i really liked the ending.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 i thought for sure you were gonna say a guy whos house he was working on fucked his girl so he made the guys new basement or whatever messed up and faulty. but no... still funny tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 15, 2003 Share Posted August 15, 2003 Revenge is very sweet.....;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 just lookin around and found this topic... swwwweeet.....i take pride in plannign my revenge cases...if u fuck with me...if i cant beat u up on the spot....i will make it a point before i die to see that you get yours and get it gooooood....i dont care how long it takes...it will happen...you know u deserve it....u know u will get it...some of u think i dont remember...some of u dont think it bothered me...well it did...and i do....so clench yer butt fuckers.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted August 16, 2003 Share Posted August 16, 2003 the jel kid.. He laughed at me when the rock he threw busted me in the back of my head..6 years later his leg is broken..wait a second..oh damm...hahahahah!..ok i'm done.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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