Dick Quickwood Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 im masturbating my penis as we speak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 garbage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 are you one of those gothic kids??? take some prozac .. i dont think thats normal..how do you keep it up while thinking of blowing your head off?? whatever creams your twinkie i suppose? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iced_tea Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 could you imagine the things the coroners would say about u being dead with your sausage in your hand.:lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dark funeral Posted August 12, 2003 Author Share Posted August 12, 2003 no, i said it wasnt a "kinky" type of thing like the guy from inxs... i was thinking more suicide-oriented. like on some straight up intentional death shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 I read somewhere once that a rather large percentage of deaths labeled as 'suicide' were actually a 'choke and choke'. that's a good term for it... 'choke and choke' anyways... This article said that it's really common for the people who discover the bodies to want to make them presentable before the ambulance or other family members show up. I mean if some teenage guy is found dead with his dink in his hands by his father, dont you think good old dad would try to keep poor old mom from having to see something like that. Because so few people know about the good old 'choke and choke' they dont know what to think about it. It may be less cool to have people know you died in a masterbation accident, but having them think you killed yourself would be worse IMO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mental invalid Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 "whatever creams your twinkie i suppose?" hahahahahaha....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by dark funeral does anyone else think alot about suicide while jerking off? i dont mean like that kinky hanging yourself shit that dude from inxs did. i mean, just putting a gun to your head and blowing your brain out. not that i would do it, but shits definately weird. whenever i'm depressed and wanna blow my brains out, i don't wanna beat off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 when i beat off i think about naked chicks:idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slightly Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- I read somewhere once that a rather large percentage of deaths labeled as 'suicide' were actually a 'choke and choke'. that's a good term for it... 'choke and choke' anyways... This article said that it's really common for the people who discover the bodies to want to make them presentable before the ambulance or other family members show up. I mean if some teenage guy is found dead with his dink in his hands by his father, dont you think good old dad would try to keep poor old mom from having to see something like that. Because so few people know about the good old 'choke and choke' they dont know what to think about it. It may be less cool to have people know you died in a masterbation accident, but having them think you killed yourself would be worse IMO. haha.. you learn something everyday... thats actually really rather interesting, id like to hear more abou that. How would you suppose people kill themselves whilst masterbating? Im sure there are many ways but is there some common method? boy i am way to interested in this me thinks... ok im off to listen to records now....buy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 well the whole thing is that people put something around their neck like a belt and choke themselves while they have the orgasm. But what happens when you black out and the belt is still on your neck? You die. It's really not the kind of thing you'd want to unsupervised. * did I forget to say something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slightly Posted August 12, 2003 Share Posted August 12, 2003 man, that shits crazy. well thanks for the info i guess haha. good luck with your sexual frustration there dark funeral... -slightly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigOatser Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Your name is stupid Your thread is stupid and guess what you are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by O Mei Shan whats wrong with you guys....what you think people that risk getting run over by trains every night are perfectly sane?:lol: :lol: but i must say the whole shooting yourself in the head BEFORE you blow your load is plain silly. yea, come on people....at least wait until after you shoot your load! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 If it is a masturbation/suicide pact (which implies more than one person) why not just have sex with each other. That would probably cheer both of you up and you won't want to kill yourself anymore or anything else like that.:rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 13, 2003 Share Posted August 13, 2003 Originally posted by BigOatser Your name is stupid Your thread is stupid and guess what you are o...O...O! pick me...I know! is it obtuse? no wait...maybe...doltish...no..maybe cretinous...oafish...rattlebrained? yeah...rattlebrained...I like that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marvin Monroe Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 sometimes i've pleasured myself so frequently as to cause chafing. thats kinda like suicide. no, i guess it isnt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by test pattern@Aug 12 2003, 09:44 PM when i beat off i stare at naked chicks:internet: Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by rob deer@Aug 12 2003, 08:41 AM it depends on what I'm thinking of when I (masterbate). 2 dudes that you know that died of autoerotic axphixiation. lead singer of INXS Vaughn Bode - creator of cheech wizard pretty good company. join the club. Quoted post on a bode website I read that he died from a "mystic experiment" - i assumed that meant he ODed ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I think abotu your mom..........I'm suprised nobody has said that yet, but that thought of someone accidentally killing themselves while whacking off makes me scared I mean that could happen to anyone (that autoerotic business), wow, uh that shit really scares me and makes me want a girlfriend again so that I dont end up trying to make my time whacking off more enjoyable. jesus christ I wish I had never clicked this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 YO. SON...PLEASE LISTEN TO PAUL WALL OR SOME SHIT NIGGA...PLEASE PUT AWAY ALL THAT "DARK FUNERAL CORPSE METAL ROCK CORE GRIND HARD METAL SPEED SMASH" BULLSHIT. FUCKING KIDS YO. MERO. SITTIN SIDEWAYS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREPPY GANGSTA Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 It's a form of Auto-eroticism, Auto-erotic asphyxiation. The idea, beyond being stimulated by the morbidity of it, is that the orgasm is intensified by oxygen regulation. The most famous person I can think of that died from that is cult cartoonist Vaughn Bode, the Cheech Wizard guy. It is true that a lot of accidental deaths due to Auto-erotic asphyxiation have been classified as suicides because it's hard to tell the difference after the fact on some occasions. The strangest one I've ever heard about is people sitting in drums or garbage pails to force their knees and chests together and limit the air supply while they reach in and jerk-off. They can die from this by slipping too far in and virtually folding themselves in half and then suffocating. Dr. Park Dietz wrote some stuff on this in a few of his forensic investigation books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 ^^^^^ thats what i was gonna say.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 this is the funniest thing i have read today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 and then.... there's 'methtubation' link to vice magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PREPPY GANGSTA Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 I just clicked that link and it bothered me. Vice is always trying to be so edgy and dangerous. We all do drugs, there's no need to write about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Is this like cutting your wrist cus you ran out of lube? Just grab the bacon grease jar from under the sink. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jun 14 2005, 12:11 PM MERO. SITTIN SIDEWAYS Quoted post BOYZ IN A DAZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 14, 2005 Share Posted June 14, 2005 wow, just.. wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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