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American Elections... waiting for a punchline.

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so who's running for an elected office?

 

Al Gore - nope

Arnie the Barbarian - yes

Garry 'What'chu talkin'bout willis' Coleman - yes

Larry Flynt - you bet!

Jerry Springer - nope

Howard Dean - yuppers

Gallagher the 'Commedian' - oh yeah

 

 

now really people? is this a joke for the rest of the world

to laugh at or did someone actually nominate Gallagher?

I guess after the last election people have really seen that

not every vote counts.

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Um Mr. President Gallagher sir....We need your approval on this Law....

 

Heres what I think of your laws...(sets bill on table....grabs huge hammer and attampts to smash paper.) .......BAM!!!....

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http://www.film.warka.pl/images/wszechy/conan.jpg'>

I really hope this cat wins. Just so I can equate being b-movie rate actor with elected offices.

Oh, wait....

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In all honesty, I hope Larry Flynt takes it. Although....nearly all of the big names I have heard popping up for it would be equally funny.

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Originally posted by Don't Panic

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I really hope this cat wins. Just so I can equate being b-movie rate actor with elected offices.

Oh, wait....

http://www.unansweredquestions.net/timeline/people/bush.jpg'>

 

In all honesty, I hope Larry Flynt takes it. Although....nearly all of the big names I have heard popping up for it would be equally funny.

the last thing we need is more bazillionaires in office.

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Guest willy.wonka

i can imagine that pic of the "you, shut the fuck up" of arnold during the debates

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Guest WebsterUno

its funny and all, bhut I wouldnt

waste my precious vote on some

clown jumping a bandwagon.

 

I would vote for Arnold...lol..

 

but I want someone that is actually

going to do something to fix our problems.

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what are california's problems and what is anyone else going to do to solve them? and if they don't solve them will we hold another re-election yearly until everything is good for everybody. that will never happen. he was voted into office by the people so he should be able to serve his term. then another governor can be elected. what, the republicans aren't happy so they buy a new election? ... its pretty silly.

fuck arnold, gimme a fucking break, what the fuck is he going to do?

 

so why is gray davis so bad??

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Guest WebsterUno

hahahaha...No, no...I meant

Arnold Drummand!!

:lol:

 

I should have said Gary!

Anyway...I hear you. We have

hardly any moeny going to our

schools. Thats one big issue!

Its a serious issue with me anyway!

I guess they fixed the energy

problem by building those spots

out in Mexico. Arent we in debt as well?

Also, they harder laws on drug offenders.

Cali is pretty fucked up!

But at the same time, I like it here.

SO I want to see my state run cool.

 

is Arnold a republican? (Swartzenegger)

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Guest willy.wonka

"im going to sacramento to clean house"

 

davis..you are teminated

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haha...

 

yes, schwarzenagger is a republican.

 

i like it here but don't know much about the state politics since i am fairly new. i'm reading up on it now though. i don't notice anything too bad or that really effects me, except tuition increase. i know there's a huge defecit but damn, if thats reason to remove somebody from office, get bush out of that bitch!! and like this thread points out, it is just making california look like a joke.

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<span style='color:black'>I like how in most of his movies they always give him some big word to say that he can not pronounce. Like in the movie Collateral Damage why would they try and make him say that. I think it came out something like "I'll show you calatagal damage" Hahahaha. He si great.</span>

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Guest WebsterUno

"Get to the Choppah!"

 

hahahaha...yeah, he is a character.

 

 

The school issue affects me.

I seen how bad it was last year

when the school was asking the parents

for classroom donations, and volunteer

work. I voluteerd my time, and invested

it in my kid and her classmates. They needed

simple things, like soap, papertowels, and

hand sanitizers. You know, things that schools

should already have! If a prisoner can

get a bar of soap, a pencil, a comb, a toothbrush

and some other items upon entering jail.

Then why should my kid have to pay for basic

necessities that are supposed to be provided for them.

Yes, I know Im supposed to buy school supplies.

But, schools used to have pencils laying around.

Now, you would be lucky to find one on the floor.

The schools are suffering, and the jails are growing.

Someday, there might not even be a public school.

Kids these days take it for granted that school is free.

In some countries, you have to pay for basic education.

Yall kids are sleepin on free education!!!

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