Posted August 10, 200123 yr this isn't the worst, but today i got bit by a dog on the tip of my index finger... cut right through the bottom, and since the top of your finger is your finger nail, it cut right through that...left it hanging on by a little bit a lot of blood... and needles pricked in my palm for numbing and i am bored too thank you
August 10, 200123 yr One day along long time ago I was delivering papers. A dog lunged out from behind some bushes and bit me on the ankle. I crashed my bike. It hurt like hell. My ankle was bruised and bloody. I went home.
August 10, 200123 yr Originally posted by avils: One day along long time ago I was delivering papers. A dog lunged out from behind some bushes and bit me on the ankle. I crashed my bike. It hurt like hell. My ankle was bruised and bloody. I went home. Then a dog a bit you?
August 10, 200123 yr Originally posted by Klypse: Then a dog a bit you? And then the dog smiled. And a baby came out.
August 10, 200123 yr i never had a bad dog bite. one time my friend's chow bit my arm for some reason but i had a jacket on so it was ok, only a little superficial scrape. im not afraid of dogs and pet any dog without thinking. i know they wont bite me.
August 10, 200123 yr I am fuckin scared of dogs! In 4th grade this dog named kujo (rabid) use to chase the fuck out me, all the way home. This was the most scary dog in the world. It was part doberman and part rot weiler. Had foam coming out of his mouth, and sometimes blood. One day he chased me, all the way into a major intersection where I dodged a car, but fortunately he didnt. poor guy
August 10, 200123 yr i remember back when i was really small, like elementery little chicken bone style and there was a cute big dog behind a fence and i poked my finger through to pet it and it bit my finger. i ran away crying. never pet dogs through fences.
August 10, 200123 yr Author i work at a goddamn dog kennel and was being my stupid self fucking with dogs i know damn well not to and that's how it happened...no further comments
August 10, 200123 yr you got bit in the penis didnt you? im sorry to hear that. ------------------ chicken bone!
August 11, 200123 yr about 10 years ago there used to be this dog i'd see everyday when riding my bike behind this fence... and it would always come running up to the fence and going crazy, and it was a huge dog, but since it was behind a fence i would always fuck with it... then one day it smashed through the fence, knocked me off my bike, chewed it up into little pieces and spat in my face. nah im just kidding, i never rode a bike
August 11, 200123 yr you should have bit him back...show that fucker whats up he wont know what to do.
August 11, 200123 yr if a dog ever ran up to me to bite me id kick it as hard as i could.....they cant dodge it....try aiming for the ribs...they be scared of you for the rest of thier 5 minute life what the would have left
August 11, 200123 yr back in like 93 right Hurricane Andrew,my next door neighbor had a dog,an ex police doberman.And that dog got left out in the strom and after that every time it thundered it would go crazy.Anyway one I wascoming home from school and Spike wasin his yard runnin loose,but iknown this dog for like 5 years and I went up to and grabed his collar and started to put him back in his yard whaen he bite me on the foreman and started to try and drag me down ,but I punched him as hard as I could in the face it dazed him from long enough to let my armgo and i dipped to my house,I had to get 27 stitches ,then his owner had to put him alsleep which is kinda fucked up but that dog wasnt right in the head.
August 11, 200123 yr Originally posted by kaesthebluntedwonder: i work at a goddamn dog kennel and was being my stupid self fucking with dogs i know damn well not to and that's how it happened...no further comments maybe its natures way of telling you dogs and humans shouldn't try to mate.
August 11, 200123 yr i know this one girl and a dog bit her nose off and then for like 8 years she didnt have a nose, but then they took some skin from her forehead and made her a nose. its crazy.
August 11, 200123 yr Originally posted by chicken bone: i remember back when i was really small, like elementery little chicken bone style and there was a cute big dog behind a fence and i poked my finger through to pet it and it bit my finger. i ran away crying. never pet dogs through fences. Thats the funniest story
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August 11, 200123 yr Originally posted by my mom buys my clothes: i know this one girl and a dog bit her nose off and then for like 8 years she didnt have a nose, but then they took some skin from her forehead and made her a nose. its crazy. hahaha oh my god thats fuckin crazy
August 12, 200123 yr Ouch I got bit in the ass by an enraged goose when i was 4 and a half. --------------------------- Nowhere.Roma Isle.Insalata Mama Dio
August 12, 200123 yr AHAHAH!@ GOOSE? I used to know this really ulgy french kid in early elementary school and his name was charles.. i think he had downsyndrome.. well anyways, i went to his house one time and i ate pancakes with sugar in them! and in his backyard he had all these ducks. ahh, memories. ------------------ chicken bone!
August 12, 200123 yr In 7th grade I was playing with the rats in science class after lunch. I guess I still had cheese doritos on my finger because the rat bit the shit out of me. It went through both sides of my finger with it's little teeth, and my nail had a huge dent in it for a year. I still love me some big white lab rats though. http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//biggrin.gif'>
August 12, 200123 yr Author there's nothing like looking at your finger and seeing the larger half of your fingernail broke off except for a tiny lil strip and blood all over i have to grow my finger back now
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