SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 RAGBRAI: Register's Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa. 475 miles of riding across the state of Iowa. I've never seen so much corn in my life. The Team Pink Floyd Bus that just happened to double as the world's largest cooler. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai19.jpg'> All the first years get the virgin mark. I got this version after my team bus left me inside a Casey's. Since they had my bike and all my money and possessions...I had to sag a ride to the next town 26 miles away with Fat Tom's Army. One of their riders got pissed off because one of the guy's girlfriends kept skipping songs. He got up, walked to the front of the bus, ejected the six cd cassette out of the changer and tossed it out of the window. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai7.jpg'> there were all kinds of parties and beer slides along the route. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai10.jpg'> some drunk running around in a thong. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai20.jpg'> Iowa state patrol flexing their muscle. We tried to get them to cuff someone but they wouldn't do it. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai21.jpg'> really crappy photo of a wet t-shirt contest. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai14.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 some dude on a horse with a hulk hand. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai22.jpg'> stonecutters. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai1.jpg'> there was a whole bus load of them. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai18.jpg'> someone kidnapped a chicken and let it go inside a bar. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai2.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 beer break. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai4.jpg'> some of our guys and Team Pucker's guys getting open container citations. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai5.jpg'> checking out the goods. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai24.jpg'> she said she was gonna flash us. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai17.jpg'> gas powered bike blender. the women really, really, really liked this thing. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai16.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Hell yeah! Good stuff steve...i was expecting chill -no bike- holiday flicks but hey, a man has to do what he has to do http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 awesome awesome awesome! and it doesn't look like anyone's actually doing much riding. Nice! Admit it steveaustin.... that's really you on the horse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 the whitey tidy guy. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai15.jpg'> lunch time for the ladies. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai11.jpg'> all the ladies got team tattoos. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai23.jpg'> inside the bars. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai8.jpg'> some guy we ran into outside of the bars. dude had puked all over the place and was sitting behind this dumpster banging his head on it and laughing. http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ragbrai9.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 looks fun... i think my aunt did this ride way back, i had no idea it was like that. was this the ride that the guy on his mower runs across in "the straight story"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 when everyone heard I was going on vacation to ride my bike they all laughed. one of the coolest things about this deal was that there were towns every 10 -15 miles. everyone riding would stop and party for a while and then ride another 15 miles or so and stop and party. unfortunately I take really shitty photos when I'm drunk. the bus ride back to the starting point was insane. by the time we got home...most everyone was topless. kilo...when a girl in a catholic school girl uniform tells you to cowboy up...you find a way to play the part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 as long as you didn't use that giant green hand..... s'ok! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 6, 2003 Author Share Posted August 6, 2003 nomada...no clue man. those hulk hands make the world's greatest coozies. by the end of the week...I was trying to figure out how to ride with them on. vital stats for the week: 23 - cases of beer 4 - 1.75 mls of vodka 2 - 1.75s of Captain Morgan 2 - 1.75s of tequila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustin nomada...no clue man. probably best for you. but it was, i did a google and confirmed. that was the slowest movie though, so don;t see it, its about a guy who rides his lawn tractor form iowa to wisconsin and he runs across this bike ride on the way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Originally posted by SteveAustinTheLush vital stats for the week: 23 - cases of beer 4 - 1.75 mls of vodka 2 - 1.75s of Captain Morgan 2 - 1.75s of tequila that was just for you? good god man! How did you even get on a bike after that. I hope everyone was wearing their helmets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Holy fuck, dude, that looks like an unbelievable amount of fun... I wish I had the fortitude to drink heavily and still be able to ride a few miles so I can go drink some more. Hahahaha, I'm loving the expression on the guy's face next to the woman "enjoying" the blender... just holding a banana and staring lustily at her crotch. *Edit: Jesus dude, that's 79 beers a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro Hahahaha, I'm loving the expression on the guy's face next to the woman "enjoying" the blender... just holding a banana and staring lustily at her crotch. *Edit: Jesus dude, that's 79 beers a day! hahaha. Good stuff from SA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Oooh I feel so special, I guess the nudes were a private thing. :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/birthday_06.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted August 6, 2003 Share Posted August 6, 2003 Cool pictures, looks like fun. yeah the hulk hand picture is priceless it looks like he trampled the whole festival as he stands triumphant in the field. again awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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