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Kannum Playt

Talkin all kinds of SHIT!

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This forum is all about the different kinds of shit people have had while lookin at amatuer porn mags on the throne. Tell me about your favorite kind of poo poo and discuss your stool stories with others. The goal is to bring poopy thoughts out in the open at the dinner table and in confessional (if you're Catholic).

 

My favorite poo-doo is the "Fiesta Funk". The "Fiest Funk" is the poop that still smells a little bit like the intensly hot Mexican food you had 30 minutes before with the obvious funk of regular shit.

 

Other signs of the "Fiesta Funk" are:

-Slight spicy tingling on your asshole when finished with your time of enlightenment

-Visible jalepino pepper seeds in your poo

-Mr. Hankey wearing a sombrero

-Easy but stinging sensation during unloading precedure

-Dukey is as colorful as the food

-A group of Mexican singers with guitars and the whole gittup singing in your shower while you're dropping a few pounds.

 

 

[This message has been edited by Kannum Playt (edited 07-13-2001).]

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heh.....well.... once when i was working in the bush i had a NEON BROWN shit....believe it....it was glowing for real....like there was that glow stick shit on it or somethin'..................we

thought it might have been somehow correlated to the pesticides we may have accidentally consumed.......also.....CAMO-SHIT......this is shit that is camouflage.....brown, dark brown, maybe a little bit of black, and army shades of green, assorted in a camouflage manner...............i've also had orange/yellow shit.....i'm not talking slightly brown tinged shit......i'm talking straight up orange and yellow shit.....don't ask me what the fuck.......again....these were in the bush.....and most likely had something to do with our water intake and the possibility of accidental pesticide intake.

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Here's another smelly one. I call this one the "70 Proof Poo" because it smells just like the bottle of Southern Comfort or any other alcoholic beverage you downed with your buddies last night.

 

Other signs of the "70 Proof Poo" are:

-sudden disappearance of hangover after done doing your duty

-the worm from the bottle is undigested but ejected from your colon

-looks just like your vomit

-can't clear the digestive cavity but the farts burn your asshole the same way liquor does

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if you drink gatorade fierce grape, it turns your shit blue-green. but my favorite shit is the kind that comes out easy with no hesitation. i dont like those bombs though-the kind that come flying out your ass when you fart and shoot water up your butt.

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i like to dominate one in dunkin donuts thats were i go to do all my domination

im makin stickers that say this toilet has been dominated by a dominater and im gonna stick em all ove tha stal walls

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Here's my poo poo Topic from back in July 007. Feel free to tell us about your favorite bathroom duty art.

 

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I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.

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