Kannum Playt Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 This forum is all about the different kinds of shit people have had while lookin at amatuer porn mags on the throne. Tell me about your favorite kind of poo poo and discuss your stool stories with others. The goal is to bring poopy thoughts out in the open at the dinner table and in confessional (if you're Catholic). My favorite poo-doo is the "Fiesta Funk". The "Fiest Funk" is the poop that still smells a little bit like the intensly hot Mexican food you had 30 minutes before with the obvious funk of regular shit. Other signs of the "Fiesta Funk" are: -Slight spicy tingling on your asshole when finished with your time of enlightenment -Visible jalepino pepper seeds in your poo -Mr. Hankey wearing a sombrero -Easy but stinging sensation during unloading precedure -Dukey is as colorful as the food -A group of Mexican singers with guitars and the whole gittup singing in your shower while you're dropping a few pounds. [This message has been edited by Kannum Playt (edited 07-13-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 heh.....well.... once when i was working in the bush i had a NEON BROWN shit....believe it....it was glowing for real....like there was that glow stick shit on it or somethin'..................we thought it might have been somehow correlated to the pesticides we may have accidentally consumed.......also.....CAMO-SHIT......this is shit that is camouflage.....brown, dark brown, maybe a little bit of black, and army shades of green, assorted in a camouflage manner...............i've also had orange/yellow shit.....i'm not talking slightly brown tinged shit......i'm talking straight up orange and yellow shit.....don't ask me what the fuck.......again....these were in the bush.....and most likely had something to do with our water intake and the possibility of accidental pesticide intake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brown twinkie Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 Originally posted by brown twinkie: working in the bush... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted July 13, 2001 Share Posted July 13, 2001 ahhh yes i see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted July 16, 2001 Author Share Posted July 16, 2001 Here's another smelly one. I call this one the "70 Proof Poo" because it smells just like the bottle of Southern Comfort or any other alcoholic beverage you downed with your buddies last night. Other signs of the "70 Proof Poo" are: -sudden disappearance of hangover after done doing your duty -the worm from the bottle is undigested but ejected from your colon -looks just like your vomit -can't clear the digestive cavity but the farts burn your asshole the same way liquor does Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 if you drink gatorade fierce grape, it turns your shit blue-green. but my favorite shit is the kind that comes out easy with no hesitation. i dont like those bombs though-the kind that come flying out your ass when you fart and shoot water up your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
retard warfare Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 www.dsfgilsaudflig~!UYF~T~FY~~~~!!!!!(shit)'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tue skinny Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 i like to dominate one in dunkin donuts thats were i go to do all my domination im makin stickers that say this toilet has been dominated by a dominater and im gonna stick em all ove tha stal walls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.W.F UNABOMBER Posted July 17, 2001 Share Posted July 17, 2001 i fuck you up what what mothafucka! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kannum Playt Posted August 11, 2001 Author Share Posted August 11, 2001 Here's my poo poo Topic from back in July 007. Feel free to tell us about your favorite bathroom duty art. ------------------ I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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