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My Last Night At Work


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Well Thursday night was my last night of cleaning planes. My co-workers which consists of old folks and fat women, threw a potluck for me. I feel like a shithead because the people who did the surprise potluck for me, that I knew was planned, were exactly the same ones that I am glad I won't have to look at everynight. One of them even bought me a custom chocolate dobash cake with my name on it.

I am gonna miss all of the fine girls I got to see getting off the plane everynight and the several enchanting female flight attendants that I had quick 3 minute conversations with. I will also miss all of the magazines I get to score for free. There are many other things I've scored for free but failed to turn in to my supervisor.

Some advice to frequent flyers:

1. Never use blankets that aren't plastic wrapped. Unfortunetly, business and coach will almost guarantee a non-plastic wrapped blanket.

2. If the pillows have one-time use pillow cases, don't drink the coffee. Coffee filters holders are cleaned with used pillow cases. If pillows don't have one-time use pillow cases, see section on blankets.

3. The cleanest planes are RON's (Resting Over Night) because cleaners have 2-3 times more time to clean it which means they'll do a cleaner job. RON's leave in the mornings.

 

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I need a strong dose of caffeine and a dancing midget.

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