khaotic970 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Yeah so I and my girl were talkin the other day and her best friend from JR. High came to the subject. We talked about how much I didnt get along with her best friend cause she would be all pesty and shit. Well there were a few occasions when she would come over when my girl wasnt there to buy weed and I would just sell it to her no shit. well I cant fuckin believe I never pounded her Man if i seen her now Id probally pound holes in her You guys ever wish you would have pounded a girl and cant believe you never did.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Pound your own face in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 l: where should we go live after we rob it? me: boston l: im excited l: can we get married? me: only if we have to l: its a must Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Hit and run. http://www.comicsetc.com/images/th2_38659894.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/0708_06.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 Don't start. http://www.comicsetc.com/images/th2_19170159.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/0708_07.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 oh oh. http://www.tvt.ne.jp/mm2002/asimo/asimo-1.gif'> 'You want a fight?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 :rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ash2.JPG'> me: too young, too drunk, too not givin a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 yeah,theres a lot of girls i wish i would have fucked.i didnt then because i was a pussy.let them come now,ill break their hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Green Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 ive had my shouldah wouldah couldah period. it happens to coincide with the think im all that and a bag of UTZ with the dip.. occassionally i have the regrets but i usually just pound a jack and coke and forage in the wilderness to soothe my baboon soul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 29, 2003 Share Posted July 29, 2003 sort of on topic. ------------------------------------------------------------- Aunt Jeremy's Thoughts: ------------------------------------------------------------- A few weeks ago, Time magazine had a cover article entitled, “Should Christians Convert Muslims?” A better question would have been, “Should We Place Plastic Bags Over Our Heads?” Why must we strip foreigners of their own culture and way of life? Can’t they keep what’s theirs without fighting? What is the goal of all this anyway? Are we colonizing the middle east so that one day we can have a Baptist church near every well, and an Old Navy in Azerbaijan? “Have you been to the TGI Friday’s in Marrakesh?… Definitely better than the one in Riyadh!” In twenty years, won’t it be depressing to travel to Qatar only to find that it’s not very much different than Plano, Texas? There’s only one good reason to extend our sphere of influence in the middle east. We need to diversify our porno industry. Sure, we’ve all seen a Caucasian midget fuck a cat, but how many Arab midgets have you seen fuck a vulture? I know I want to see twin Indonesian lesbians play with Komodo dragons. To sum up, as far as this war is concerned, it’s a complicated issue, but until I see six swarthy women in a row sucking off camels, I stand firmly against it. And if you are Christian, and you take offense to this article, please heed the words of a much more maligned and insightful comedian than I, Bill Hicks, and forgive me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 shes quite pretty mr.yuck i hope u boned that one! there aint really been any that i wish i had boned one girl sorta, but only cuz my mates wanted me to, im kinda glad i didnt do it now :ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ash2.JPG'> me: too young, too drunk, too not givin a fuck. idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest blame Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by mr.yuck http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/ash2.JPG'> me: too young, too drunk, too not givin a fuck. this guys good with MS paint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 yeah. Theres probably like 10 women out there. I was too stupid, too boring, too sober,too talkative, not talkative enough, to foreward, not foreward enough, too young, too old, and too shy.. ugh.. What an awful thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by blame this guys good with MS paint. Yeah if only there was some way I could make a living doing shit in MS PAINT i could fuck that girl. She would be all about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 http://www.bachelorettepartyfun.com/girl-chef.gif'> my friends say shes just a damn drawing. but i know the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by Kr430n5_666 me: boston ill meet you at the chessecake factory...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 o man---there is so many girls i could write a book. i was in a relationship from when i was 17 until i was about to turn 22. and you know how when you're trying to be a good boyfriend and be loyal to your girl, other chics seem to have a hard time keeping their pants on and want to throw the booty in your face like all the time. but then when i'm single, they all seem to disappear. i could have been boning all up and down the eastern seaboard not to mention the south pacific. and by the way, i found out later the girl cheated on me. so yea, there's probably at least 50 "should have boned hers." but you know what, fuck that--i have a clear conscience and she has to live with that. so i missed out on a ton of ass but i was a good boyfriend so fuck it. let her live with it, i have no regrets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by garcia_vega o man---there is so many girls i could write a book. i was in a relationship from when i was 17 until i was about to turn 22. and you know how when you're trying to be a good boyfriend and be loyal to your girl, other chics seem to have a hard time keeping their pants on and want to throw the booty in your face like all the time. but then when i'm single, they all seem to disappear. i could have been boning all up and down the eastern seaboard not to mention the south pacific. and by the way, i found out later the girl cheated on me. so yea, there's probably at least 50 "should have boned hers." but you know what, fuck that--i have a clear conscience and she has to live with that. so i missed out on a ton of ass but i was a good boyfriend so fuck it. let her live with it, i have no regrets. hahahahha oh man that sucks girlfriend straight up cock blocked ya! my condolences Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khaotic970 Posted July 30, 2003 Author Share Posted July 30, 2003 The funny thing is after reading these the girl that sits next to me keeps flirting knowinglly that i Have a girl. Here we go guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 Originally posted by $360 http://www.bachelorettepartyfun.com/girl-chef.gif'> my friends say shes just a damn drawing. but i know the truth. That is the funniest shit to me for some reason :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 30, 2003 Share Posted July 30, 2003 http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/3rdweb.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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