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wish you would have boned her thread

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Yeah so I and my girl were talkin the other day and her best friend from JR. High came to the subject. We talked about how much I didnt get along with her best friend cause she would be all pesty and shit. Well there were a few occasions when she would come over when my girl wasnt there to buy weed and I would just sell it to her no shit.

well I cant fuckin believe I never pounded her Man if i seen her now Id probally pound holes in her

 

You guys ever wish you would have pounded a girl and cant believe you never did..

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l: where should we go live after we rob it?

me: boston

l: im excited

l: can we get married?

me: only if we have to

l: its a must

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yeah,theres a lot of girls i wish i would have fucked.i didnt then because i was a pussy.let them come now,ill break their hip.

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ive had my shouldah wouldah couldah period.

 

it happens to coincide with the think im all that and a bag of UTZ with the dip..

 

occassionally i have the regrets but i usually just pound a jack and coke and forage in the wilderness to soothe my baboon soul.

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sort of on topic.

 

-------------------------------------------------------------

Aunt Jeremy's Thoughts:

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A few weeks ago, Time magazine had a cover article entitled,

“Should Christians Convert Muslims?” A better question would have

been, “Should We Place Plastic Bags Over Our Heads?” Why must we

strip foreigners of their own culture and way of life? Can’t they

keep what’s theirs without fighting?

 

What is the goal of all this anyway? Are we colonizing the middle

east so that one day we can have a Baptist church near every well,

and an Old Navy in Azerbaijan? “Have you been to the TGI Friday’s

in Marrakesh?… Definitely better than the one in Riyadh!” In twenty

years, won’t it be depressing to travel to Qatar only to find that

it’s not very much different than Plano, Texas?

 

There’s only one good reason to extend our sphere of influence in

the middle east. We need to diversify our porno industry. Sure,

we’ve all seen a Caucasian midget fuck a cat, but how many Arab

midgets have you seen fuck a vulture? I know I want to see twin

Indonesian lesbians play with Komodo dragons.

 

To sum up, as far as this war is concerned, it’s a complicated

issue, but until I see six swarthy women in a row sucking off

camels, I stand firmly against it. And if you are Christian, and

you take offense to this article, please heed the words of a much

more maligned and insightful comedian than I, Bill Hicks, and

forgive me.

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Guest krie

shes quite pretty mr.yuck

i hope u boned that one!

there aint really been any that i wish i had boned

one girl sorta, but only cuz my mates wanted me to, im kinda glad i didnt do it now :ballcap:

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yeah. Theres probably like 10 women out there. I was too stupid, too boring, too sober,too talkative, not talkative enough, to foreward, not foreward enough, too young, too old, and too shy..

 

 

ugh..

 

What an awful thread.

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Originally posted by blame

this guys good with MS paint.

 

Yeah if only there was some way I could make a living doing shit in MS PAINT i could fuck that girl. She would be all about it.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

me: boston

 

ill meet you at the chessecake factory......

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o man---there is so many girls i could write a book. i was in a relationship from when i was 17 until i was about to turn 22. and you know how when you're trying to be a good boyfriend and be loyal to your girl, other chics seem to have a hard time keeping their pants on and want to throw the booty in your face like all the time. but then when i'm single, they all seem to disappear. i could have been boning all up and down the eastern seaboard not to mention the south pacific. and by the way, i found out later the girl cheated on me. so yea, there's probably at least 50 "should have boned hers." but you know what, fuck that--i have a clear conscience and she has to live with that. so i missed out on a ton of ass but i was a good boyfriend so fuck it. let her live with it, i have no regrets.

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Guest -MOE LESTER-
Originally posted by garcia_vega

o man---there is so many girls i could write a book. i was in a relationship from when i was 17 until i was about to turn 22. and you know how when you're trying to be a good boyfriend and be loyal to your girl, other chics seem to have a hard time keeping their pants on and want to throw the booty in your face like all the time. but then when i'm single, they all seem to disappear. i could have been boning all up and down the eastern seaboard not to mention the south pacific. and by the way, i found out later the girl cheated on me. so yea, there's probably at least 50 "should have boned hers." but you know what, fuck that--i have a clear conscience and she has to live with that. so i missed out on a ton of ass but i was a good boyfriend so fuck it. let her live with it, i have no regrets.

hahahahha oh man that sucks

 

girlfriend straight up cock blocked ya!

 

 

my condolences

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The funny thing is after reading these the girl that sits next to me keeps flirting knowinglly that i Have a girl.

 

Here we go guys

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