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Originally posted by Scrabble

gay, way?

 

tease, your poetry never quits

 

 

oh that was too funny!

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Nah. I passed out last night and had the craziest dreams about being in the desert and getting chased by these lizards that hopped like grasshoppers and falling into a gigantic starfish and the girl from traffic following me around asking me if I wanted fried seafood. Im not doing anymore drugs for a while.

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I felt kind of sick when I woke up. But then I took some vitamins and drank some tea and ate some good food and now I feel good. I dont feel any different though.

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t shirt hell whatever

 

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Aunt Jeremy's Thoughts:

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A few weeks ago, Time magazine had a cover article entitled,

“Should Christians Convert Muslims?” A better question would have

been, “Should We Place Plastic Bags Over Our Heads?” Why must we

strip foreigners of their own culture and way of life? Can’t they

keep what’s theirs without fighting?

 

What is the goal of all this anyway? Are we colonizing the middle

east so that one day we can have a Baptist church near every well,

and an Old Navy in Azerbaijan? “Have you been to the TGI Friday’s

in Marrakesh?… Definitely better than the one in Riyadh!” In twenty

years, won’t it be depressing to travel to Qatar only to find that

it’s not very much different than Plano, Texas?

 

There’s only one good reason to extend our sphere of influence in

the middle east. We need to diversify our porno industry. Sure,

we’ve all seen a Caucasian midget fuck a cat, but how many Arab

midgets have you seen fuck a vulture? I know I want to see twin

Indonesian lesbians play with Komodo dragons.

 

To sum up, as far as this war is concerned, it’s a complicated

issue, but until I see six swarthy women in a row sucking off

camels, I stand firmly against it. And if you are Christian, and

you take offense to this article, please heed the words of a much

more maligned and insightful comedian than I, Bill Hicks, and

forgive me.

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Originally posted by rental

And if you are Christian, and

you take offense to this article, please heed the words of a much

more maligned and insightful comedian than I, Bill Hicks, and

forgive me.

 

HELL YES. What is this thread about again?

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