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Nah. I passed out last night and had the craziest dreams about being in the desert and getting chased by these lizards that hopped like grasshoppers and falling into a gigantic starfish and the girl from traffic following me around asking me if I wanted fried seafood. Im not doing anymore drugs for a while.

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t shirt hell whatever

 

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Aunt Jeremy's Thoughts:

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A few weeks ago, Time magazine had a cover article entitled,

“Should Christians Convert Muslims?” A better question would have

been, “Should We Place Plastic Bags Over Our Heads?” Why must we

strip foreigners of their own culture and way of life? Can’t they

keep what’s theirs without fighting?

 

What is the goal of all this anyway? Are we colonizing the middle

east so that one day we can have a Baptist church near every well,

and an Old Navy in Azerbaijan? “Have you been to the TGI Friday’s

in Marrakesh?… Definitely better than the one in Riyadh!” In twenty

years, won’t it be depressing to travel to Qatar only to find that

it’s not very much different than Plano, Texas?

 

There’s only one good reason to extend our sphere of influence in

the middle east. We need to diversify our porno industry. Sure,

we’ve all seen a Caucasian midget fuck a cat, but how many Arab

midgets have you seen fuck a vulture? I know I want to see twin

Indonesian lesbians play with Komodo dragons.

 

To sum up, as far as this war is concerned, it’s a complicated

issue, but until I see six swarthy women in a row sucking off

camels, I stand firmly against it. And if you are Christian, and

you take offense to this article, please heed the words of a much

more maligned and insightful comedian than I, Bill Hicks, and

forgive me.

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And its not about the comic book its about the picture on the front,no one is trying to be makros if I wanted to be makros id'e post a flick of your talking face in a box and write shit under it in quotes..get over your self.

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