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have any of you been published before? done a book or got a oem published?

 

id kind of like to get published in a poem book for one of my poems, how would i go about that?

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Guest ctrl+alt+del

im published, hahhaa. seriously. an AIDS thing i did. i was told its suppose to look good on applications, but ive never written it down.

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haha.,

 

ive worked for a couple publishers in the past, so please believe me when i say.......

 

 

you will never be published.

 

 

 

the only possible way is if you get in on of those huge editions of poetry that have like 5000 poems in them, thats basically just a scam, because you have to pay 50 bucks to get a copy of the fuckin book. so yea, you should look into one of those maybe.

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step 1

 

don't suck and stop being such a waste of oxygen flapping gums wigger.

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i am published.

 

in 5th grade we all had to write haikus. then the teacher sent them off to be submitted for a childrens poetry book.

 

like 5 people in my class got in the book. it was a pretty good book and weird seeing me and my classmates in the book.

 

but yeah i think the book was like $50 for a fairly small book.

looking back on it they probably publish alot of them, and then figure that just by having 500 poems practically guarantees 500 sold right off the bat. i dunno.

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and 500 books x $50 comes out to what kids? $25,000? I think i just had an idea. Be back soon.

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Step 1: Don't live with your parents. People like struggling poets, not someone talking about how moms mixed up your colored and whites.

 

Step 2: Write about something people will actually want to pick up. Not "I B TEASER: Chronicles of an American Wigger." Volume 1: Mom's Cooking.

 

Step 3: Submit your garbage to a company.

 

Rinse and repeat.

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Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del

im published, hahhaa. seriously. an AIDS thing i did. i was told its suppose to look good on applications, but ive never written it down.

 

you have aids.

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Originally posted by mr_president

id kind of like to get published in a poem book for one of my poems, how would i go about that?

 

 

 

 

 

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YOU NEED TO BE LITERTE TO BE PUBLISHED YOU FUCKING ANIMAL OF A LOSER.

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Originally posted by Glik0

Step 2: Write about something people will actually want to pick up. Not "I B TEASER: Chronicles of an American Wigger." Volume 1: Mom's Cooking.

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Originally posted by joe blow

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YOU NEED TO BE LITERTE TO BE PUBLISHED YOU FUCKING ANIMAL OF A LOSER.

 

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fuck yall haters, i think my poems good, if you stupid fucks would read it and think about what the fuck its saying, you'd agree... and if not FUCK YALL ANYWAYS!!!

 

WHEN I DIE

TELL THE TRUTH

TELL MY STORY

TO THE YOUTH

LET MY ACTIONS

BE MY VOICE

YES OR NO

ITS MY CHOICE

LIVE AND LEARN

FROM MY MISTAKES

I WILL DO

WHATEVER IT TAKES

LIVE TO DIE

BUT STAY ALIVE

THIS IS THE STORY

OF MY LIFE...

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Originally posted by im not witty

ive worked for a couple publishers in the past

 

I would be interested to know what you learned about publishing and getting published.

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