king kong Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 27, 2003 Author Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by BAMBOOZLED I'd hit it just to reserve a spot in her Will. That way when she kicks the dirt in 30 year, I could retire with a boat and a house (or a houseboat she being white trash after all). Just a thing to consider, keep the future in mind. she has nothing to give away, she is on welfare and pays for things with nickels and dimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PxHxC Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 what do you think is worse two 45's or one 90? both are nasty but ones gotta be worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 old lady skank hick drunkerd poon is sooooooo nasty. and they probebly have hemroids like little stinky baloons, that sting and hang like grapes out your ass eeeeeAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH!:yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 i say tap it splinter...........tap it i know what your saying...if you could have seen them. tap it!! go back to the bar and talk to them without your boss and tap it on the downlow................ thats pussy on the side with a learning curve.do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Dang, two 45-year olds and they own their own trailer? Shit. I like that young pussy, they'e both eight years younger than ME. They sound like a couple of retired hotties just out lookin' for some young guns. You kids don't know potential when it's waggin' it's tail right in your face, LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by splint2 it was fucking scary... i wouldnt have minded if they were at least hot, but they werent it was 2 drunk ass, redneck, trailor trash ladies hitting on me...and i am 16 they just stumbled into my work mumbling and a trying to hug me and shit...one says, "lets go back to my trailor boy, and i can teach you a thing or two..." then my boss started talking to her and i, and said that he would give me five bucks to kiss her, tongue and all...i didnt see that happening, but then i asked him if i could drink some whiskey before, and then after...but he declined, saying it would have to be a sober kiss so i ended up scared of being raped by rednecks, without 5 dollars, and without whiskey i am sad When your fortyfive you'll look back on this event and realize how gay it was of you not to hit it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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