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i was being hit on by 2 45 year old ladies...

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it was fucking scary...

 

i wouldnt have minded if they were at least hot, but they werent

 

it was 2 drunk ass, redneck, trailor trash ladies hitting on me...and i am 16

 

they just stumbled into my work mumbling and a trying to hug me and shit...one says, "lets go back to my trailor boy, and i can teach you a thing or two..."

 

then my boss started talking to her and i, and said that he would give me five bucks to kiss her, tongue and all...i didnt see that happening, but then i asked him if i could drink some whiskey before, and then after...but he declined, saying it would have to be a sober kiss

 

so i ended up scared of being raped by rednecks, without 5 dollars, and without whiskey

 

i am sad

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One night at the bar, me and a buddy were just chilling and getting drunk when a cute girl and her older (read: 40+ and skanky) friend sat down across from us. My buddy called dibs on the cute one so, being the best wingman in the business, I was left occupying this redheaded, ugly, too much makeup wearing, trailer trash skinny, flabby assed, no tittie having beauty. Man, I even had to dance with her.

 

At least buddy got laid.

 

I AM the best, most professional wingman in the business. Please believe.

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i could have...

 

but they are like the neighborhood sluts...i bet every guy within 10 miles has banged those two. who knows what kind of std's they had...

 

and also, if you saw what they looked like you wouldnt be saying that...

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Haha, you know the steez.

 

That guy still owes me a nights worth of drinks for that, too.

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I remember when I bussed tables when I was about 16, and drunken ladies would always say stupid shit like that to me, and its like you said..if they were good looking then hell yeah im down..but most were nasty..

 

I'd walk up to a table with a group of old ladys and they would be like "Hey you think you could bring back a big willy, to go for me from the kitchen with you next time??"

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Originally posted by Father John

"Hey you think you could bring back a big willy, to go for me from the kitchen with you next time??"

 

and that's your cue to take your cock out and beat her fucking face in with it.:lol:

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true.:lol:

 

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Date Registered: 06-23-2003

Status: Senior Member

Total Posts: 1250 (38.51 posts per day)

 

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