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Dirty_habiT

No pets allowed in 12oz Prophet's Bulletin Board (see rules)

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I'm gonna add some rules, feel free to add your own.

 

  • No shirt, no shoes, no service. Pants are optional.
  • Use of the name 'Vempyre' or 'GoreWhore' is subject to IMMEDIATE enforcement of the most DRASTIC sort. Do not be alarmed if you find your cat stuffed in your fucking mailbox the next Monday morning.
  • The mothers of the Mods are not single, don't bother asking.
  • During a flame war involving console gaming, anyone who does not side with the PS2 is subject to opinion enforcement via killing and/or banning.
  • No hitting on our girlfriends.
  • NO HORSEPLAY.

 

Continued use of this forum indicates acceptance of these conditions.

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-worship of satan is encouraged

 

-anyone who says "please believe" more than once is subject to a beating

 

-we reserve the right to mock you.

 

-let's get one thing straight, god hates you. we are your true masters

 

-seeking may or may not have all the answers

 

-twinki abuse is encouraged

 

-"beer" may only be used by mams

 

-"screen tan" is ok.

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-do not pee on the floor

 

-no midgets allowed

 

-everyone is allowed to smack teaser around with a dead fish of your choice

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It is forbidden to talk about nG's sister, disobeying of this rule will lead you to a direct wacking around the buttocks using a dead badger :lol:

 

*edited for better grammar ;)

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- leave the moderating to the mods.

- and the rule making to the top dog.

 

 

 

just playing dirty... :cool:

 

  • dONt tYPe LikE thiS oR ELsE!!!1111
  • do not quote images when not necessary

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Guest sneak

-Sneak is to be worshiped at all times.

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- Only PMB is allowed to breakdance (or any form of artistic corporal gesticulation, this includes miming) in his or other peoples excrements.

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Originally posted by Rectum

FUCK PS2

Dont be an asshole rectum.

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Originally posted by sneak

Eurothugs should be hated at all times.

I agree..

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