yoink Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 RORRRRRRRZING! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 beardo brought up the only valid point. and trust me man, you're not the only dumbass that doesn't check their weapon before cleaning it. it happens all the time. just be more careful next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by crave beardo brought up the only valid point.... The ONLY valid point!?!!? How about that was fuckin retarded! thats pretty valid! okay fine, heres a valid point....THE GUN IS ALWAYS LOADED. Jeff Cooper's first rule of firearms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atrocks Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by Æ° Maybe you should try cleaning a hand grenade. :lol: :lol: :lol: ..or a tank.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 it was only funny the first time ^ i am inclined to believe towley.. why the fuck would he lie? it probably had dirt on it and he was givin it a wipe down.... i dont think anyone stupid enough to leave a round in the chamber whilst cleaning it (properly) would bother to clean it in the first place and krie only guns designed for killing people are illegal here (ie handguns, semi autos and all the other shit you dont need unless you plan you kill a man) you americans should fucking catch on i do not think i would leave my house if every fucking mongrel in the streets could buy a fucking handgun for fifty bucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ so im guessing that your family tree dosnt fork um, before beardo flips out, i should point out that it was me accidentally posting as him. i forgot to log him out. so blame me for being a dick, not him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 well that answers it all. Am I the only one thinking 'What the hell does Beardo know about guns?' Like really... they dont bring firearms on the phish tour. Something must have been going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted July 24, 2003 Share Posted July 24, 2003 im going to clean and polish my barrel;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by Kilo7- well that answers it all. ... they dont bring firearms on the phish tour. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 you'll shoot your eye out page2 you'll shoot your eye out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo returns Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum and krie only guns designed for killing people are illegal here (ie handguns, semi autos and all the other shit you dont need unless you plan you kill a man) you americans should fucking catch on so what is legal? rifles and shotguns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 that's kinda stupid. You can kill someone with a sheridan pellet rifle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 ^ mapo's right last time I checked you could a blow a man to shit with a 12 gauge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 cool, let's shoot shit. why would you want a fucking gun? lame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by mapo returns so what is legal? rifles and shotguns? hand guns are legal in clubs only....they cannot leave the club at any time the class A and B licenses are the only ones you can get without being alligned with a government organization. ClassA license is rim fire rifles and airrifles. Class B are centre fire rifles....... They are limited to five rounds clips.. and are not allowed semi auto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 dirty habit i know you can kills people with an airrifle. my point is that anything more then the legally available guns in Australia (as above) is pretty much unessesary for killing anything but humans... you dont need semi autos for hunting - its completely unessary for legal use you dig? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shake em off Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 this has got to b one of the funniest things i have seen..... what a dip shit..ur lucky u aint dead..but hey..it is funny tho:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest keep Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Originally posted by Rectum hand guns are legal in clubs only....they cannot leave the club at any time the class A and B licenses are the only ones you can get without being alligned with a government organization. ClassA license is rim fire rifles and airrifles. Class B are centre fire rifles....... They are limited to five rounds clips.. and are not allowed semi auto thats fucked, didnt the crime rate go thu the roof when you guys first went to almost no guns? Here in the US with the right lic you can own anything. my dad has a classIII lic and he has full-auto's, silenced and anything else you can think of. the really shitty part about that is any law enforcement has an open invite into your house. they can show up anytime and just walk in, you wave your right to a search warrent when you get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Clean Posted July 26, 2003 Share Posted July 26, 2003 Originally posted by ~KRYLON2~ so im guessing that your family tree dosnt fork :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rip Posted July 27, 2003 Share Posted July 27, 2003 Originally posted by Towley Cleaning my gun with the saftey off..... The other day I was cleaning my 12 gauge. I was all done and ready to put it away.I picked up my gun and somehow I managed to shoot a giant fuckin hole in my wall... Am I the only dumb ass, or are there otherz....:lol: :lol: :lol: my friend was taking the clip out of his 45 and shot it threw his bed then the floor into his moms shoulder. i thought it was funny as hell. his mom didnt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towley Posted August 1, 2003 Author Share Posted August 1, 2003 well at least its good to know Iam not the only dumbass to shoot something, at least i didnt kill anyone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Rothstein Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by crave beardo brought up the only valid point. and trust me man, you're not the only dumbass that doesn't check their weapon before cleaning it. it happens all the time. just be more careful next time. No that does not "happen all the time" who the fuck are you shooting guns with? Anyone cleaning a gun that's still loaded obviouslly has no idea what they are doing and should have their firemarms taken away. And as much as it would have made sence for you to shoot yourself in the face, Im glad you didnt. They would have put it on the news and thousands of retarded liberals from your area would have voted in even more ridiculous gun laws that will only restrict the rights of more law abbiding citizens. Next time you might wait till your sober before you clean you're gun... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Rothstein Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Re: Re: Cleaning my gun with the saftey off..... Originally posted by rip my friend was taking the clip out of his 45 and shot it threw his bed then the floor into his moms shoulder. i thought it was funny as hell. his mom didnt. Yeah dude shooting your mom is funny Ahahha yeah bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 How does an idiot like you get a hold of a gun? You've go to be what, like 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 TOP GUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by YG Blood POP GUN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloc131 Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Originally posted by MrChupacabra wait, so not only were you cleaning your gun loaded, but the safety was off too...wow, nice work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sickboy Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 Too bad the gun wasn't facing you...we wouldnt have to read this garbage.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 This reminds me of a bit I heard a comedian say once..... So this kid walks into the store to buy a six pack of beer. The clerk says "can I see some ID?", to which the kid gives him his drivers license. "Sorry", says the clerk, "but you have to be 21 to buy beer". "Oh", replies the kid. "Well, can I buy that gun?" "Certainly", says the clerk, and hands the kid the gun. "Will there be anything else for you today?" *CLICK* "Yeah, I'll have a six pack of beer, please"..... You can catch me all this week at Yuk Yuk's House of Comedy and Ribs.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avils Posted August 1, 2003 Share Posted August 1, 2003 have any of you gun-toting macho's watched "bowling for columbine" ? :nut: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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