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fr8lover

ive found the greatest "adult" cereal ever

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http://www.maccabee.com/images/malt-o-meal.gif'>

 

and by "adult" i mean not the type of shit you ate as a kid, because thats completely on its own level.

 

i bought a bag (yes a bag, asshole) of this new stuff called BALANCE: WITH BERRIES. its from malt-o-meal, that company that has that dumb commercial of the dude walking real low to find the value.

 

anyway, its like sweatened wheaties with freeze dried strawberries that get soft in milk. my god, they taste like fresh strawberries and i can honestly say that it was the best bowl of cereal i have ever had in my life.

 

i cant find a picture of the damn thing but go out and buy the stuff. its relatively cheap too.

 

but dont take my word for it!

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see, when i read the title i was all ready for some dildo shaped marshmallows and shit like that. you know. porn cereal.

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I was actually expecting to see some kind of porn cereal, too. Fuck it, this is just as good. Freeze-dried fruit in cereal seems to be the new "in" thing for all the breakfast food companies. It's pretty damn good, I'd have to agree. Never had the malt-o-meal kind, but I hate their warm mush-cereal. There is no fucking flavor in that shit. Maple syrup is a must (the real kind, junior).

 

Post's higher-end (morning traditions or something) makes the best cereals, though. Too bad that it costs your first born daughter, and you only get as much cereal as it would take to fill an average sized kleenex box.

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Originally posted by Mr.Clean

see, when i read the title i was all ready for some dildo shaped marshmallows and shit like that. you know. porn cereal.

 

I was really hoping for some Pussy Puffs or Boobie Berry Crunch, what a disappointment.... :eek:

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freeze dried fruits ok if the milk saturates it but if it doesn't it tastes like shit so i fuck with the bag cereal berry collosal cruch,(cappin crunch generic) shits good ass hell

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i have been wondering about these strawberry cereals, sounds good... i usually eat a cranberry cereal... i thought strawberries would be nasty.

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hahaha the bottom says "try our other crazy flavors"

like one of their flavors might be mushroom enhanced butt cheese.

 

But everyone knows that the morning should really start off with a bowl of grape nuts.

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Originally posted by ClueTwo602

I was really hoping for some Pussy Puffs or Boobie Berry Crunch, what a disappointment.... :eek:

 

yea, i was kind of hoping the same too.

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Originally posted by nomadawhat

grape nuts suck.... i even tried their try it for a week campaign.. ewww.

 

where the fuck does that name come from anyways?

 

i know its not the greatest tasting shit but any other breakfast does me like chinese food. I'll be hungry an hour later. That's the only shit that will last me all the way to lunch time.

 

If you got anyother suggestions though believe me im all ears.:yuck:

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Originally posted by sweetcherry

blueberry mornings where its at

 

Girl knows what is up. Mr. Yuck knows what is up. Nomadawhat is ignorant of things traveling in opposition of the earth's gravitional pull.

 

Grapenuts bomb as fuck, but if they are a little to far from Applejacks for your tastes, try the Grapenut 'O's...they are sweeter, and you won't break your teeth on them.

 

http://www.adoptukraine.com/images/icon_mr_yuck.gif'> - If you are down with skipping cereal, try some of those soy protein shakes..... they are good for you and all that, and a decently sized one will definitely hold you until lunch.

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when u said adult cereal i thought it was going to be cereal and it was shaped in the form of penis's, tits, ass's and vagina's

you let me down man..

i would got a box of that shit imported to me :lol:

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Originally posted by Don't Panic

If you are down with skipping cereal, try some of those soy protein shakes..... they are good for you and all that, and a decently sized one will definitely hold you until lunch.

 

thats my usual breakfast routine... EAS advantage shake....mmmmm

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