Guest BROWNer Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i am not exaggerating at all when i say that the mom/unitard-thong-poke thing had me laughing so hard tears came down my face.... that has NEVER happened to me ever. awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by unconscience BEST THREAD EVER!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gliko Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I nominate this thread as the funk's evidence exhibit A in the case of Bringers of the Funk vs. ChannelDull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 mamerro, i miss you god. kick my face in unicorn thunder cabinet http://www.brown.edu/webmaster/images/052803_02.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_president Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by Gliko I nominate this thread as the funk's evidence exhibit A in the case of Bringers of the Funk vs. ChannelDull :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 In-fucking-deed. Great show, friend. I was laughing hysterically throughout the pictures. I only wish I could have been there to experience the insanity firsthand. The DPC has once again arisen. And, of course, this is: peepooweedoope! PMB™ approved http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 mammero, you rock. thats all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 yeah, i thought some of my friends threw cool parties. this party slays all other parties combinedX100 yes for jiffy marker penises, yes for unitards, yes for aewsome jugs of liquor, yes for ladybug suits, yes for really cool party house, yes for mammero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gliko Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/mams.gif'> "RRAarrraRRRgghghHHGGHh when Mams gets bored Mams gets funky!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 jajome??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 shit as I expected I came back to the rest of the pictures...two fucking thumbs up!!! the lady bug revival was key mang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 A PLUS THREAD NO DOUBT!!:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I always had a party at the Playboy mansion at the top of my parties-to-go-to-before-I-die-list, but Mamerro has taken Hughs place after the LadyBug resurrection-stunt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 hAPPY bIRTHDAY!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 haha nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I bet you his pops got some that night:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Originally posted by El Mamerro [b http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/feo.jpg'> [/b] THE FACE! priceless. and you need to elaborate on the whole official el mammero drinking jug thing. I know theres a story there.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 ^ ^ the one on the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 HAHAHHAHA, so fuckin dope..exactly what i needed to see for my channel zero comeback Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 I'm dissapointed in the lack of tittie shots Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Yeah dude, they were real flesh penises on my face. I got up and walked to the bathroom and all these guys on stilts were struggling to keep up with me with their dicks on my forehead. All the time I was like WTF. As for getting any, not quite. Only time I ever got any in Jájome (which by the way, is the name of the area up in the mountains) was during our first party there, when I brought a girlfriend I had then. All the other times I've been just way too fucking drunk and hyperactive to nail a girl. It's hard to get them to have sex with you after you've drawn genitals all over her eyelids. Girl on my shoulder in the uglyface pic could've gotten a mean boner if I had stopped fucking around and put in some effort, but fuck that, there's a time and place for it and Jájome wasn't it. I'm working on it now. The jugs, well, it has been a time-honored tradition of Jájome that we drink out of large cups, like 30oz or so. There's this bar in San Juan that makes it's own custom cups you can keep, so we used to take those, and we'd personalize them by writing random stuff on them. Across the years we've lost most of them, so the day before the party we hit up said bar to get cups, and we found those gigantic pitchers instead, which were just too good to pass up. Most of my friends pussied out and bought normal large cups, but me and the homie went big. Mine says El Mamerro cause that's been the nickname since like 10th grade, and the mallet is a fairly accurate representation of the giant wooden war hammer that gave me the name and which was built by my friend in the Fuck It shirt... he's in the process of fixing it up (it's gotten messed up with all the shit we've smashed with it), I'll take some flicks when it's done. His says "Machuplafo", which was a word we came up with a long time ago in Aruba during a drunken episode where we sat at dawn drinking rum and cokes after a solid night of clubbing and spent 3 hours just making up really stupid sounding words. The AbFlex™ is because of an insanely hilarious episode in which my friend ruined his reputation forever with one of those things... at some random party, somebody pops out the Abflex and we all start trying it out for kicks to see if it really works, and when my friend's turn came up, he tried to be all macho by doing it fast and making it seem easy. The plan backfired when the thing slipped off his stomach from the force exerted and the front end smashed him incredibly hard in the face, knocking him on his ass in front of like 50 people. The event will haunt him forever. Beer, El Mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 ahahahaha.... the wrath of the abflex. I think 'abflex' would still be a pretty decent nickname. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 isn't there some bodybuilder freak named flex wheeler or somethin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Originally posted by BROWNer isn't there some bodybuilder freak named flex wheeler or somethin'? http://www.arnoldclassic.com/images/2003_flex_wheeler_2000_winn.jpg'> Flex Wheeler. The man himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 HAHAHA.. my goodness... mutant stylesz. btw, if any of you are lookin' for a great time... weed + musclemags = insane laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BETELGEUSE Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 This is the funniest thread I have seen in a real long time.. Bumps fasho.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 Re: Solution: Originally posted by El Mamerro http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/ladyborra.jpg'> Ladybug wakes the dead, party resumes. your homeboy here looks like jonny depp as hunter s. thompson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 :eek: he really does though. that's fucking hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 i assumed he was going for it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 25, 2003 Share Posted July 25, 2003 http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/elmamerro.JPG'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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