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==Jájome 2003•DPC==


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Hi. My name is Mamerro. Welcome to my birthday party.

 

 

 

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Now drink...

 

 

 

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...chickenfucker.

 

 

 

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Terrodeathface will fucking eat you.

 

 

 

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WAAAAGGAGFFHJKIKEUEA!!!

 

 

 

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One dope thing about this camera is that it makes us all look incredibly tanned...

 

 

 

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...unfortunately, it also imparts a deadly British glaze on our teeth. As always, dad pimps his shit.

 

 

 

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Don't front on the Hollertronic™ hat... everybody kept asking me what the fuck it meant, and I was like "Trust me, some people who'll see these pictures will know."

 

 

 

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Article 56b of Mamerro's Laws of the Drunken: If at any point you find yourself singing along to the music, you must raise your free arm to your side and point at your genitals.*

 

 

 

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Well done.

 

 

 

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*Note: If you do wish to sing along, the official song of the night is Wisin y Yandel, "En la disco bailoteo". Unfortunately, I cannot provide the mp3 link, but you can probably find it on Kazaa or some shit.

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-D•P•C-

 

 

 

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Time to get the dancing started... mom kicks it off with my brother.

 

 

 

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Dad joins in with the Masterhump ZX100.

 

 

 

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Look up "Effort" in the dictionary, and you will find this picture.

 

 

 

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Look up "Holding on to dear life", and this one appears.

 

 

 

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Things escalate to unsafe levels. Mom's disgusting thonged-out unitard pops out.

 

 

 

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Therefore I must punish her. Deeply.

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My testicles glow in delight after the unholy incestual spanking session.

 

 

 

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Mom shall not escape our humping wrath. Sandwichstyles.

 

 

 

Master P: Make 'em say http://newcamp.net/hector/images/jajome2003/bobbyfajao.jpg'> !!!!

 

Na na na naa.

 

 

 

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People ask me why I have so many scars on my forehead. This explains it all. Drunkenwindmillstyles.

 

 

 

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Gay.

 

 

 

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The Return of Gay.

 

 

 

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Well, at least two of em are enjoying themselves.

 

 

 

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YES.

 

 

 

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NO.

 

 

 

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Preparing the B-52 shots. Dude on the right couldn't wait.

 

 

 

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Cheers, fuckerpants.

 

 

 

 

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Specimen A: Having fun.

Specimen B: Telling you to fuck off.

Specimen C: Having fun.

Specimen D: Confused.

 

 

 

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Regardless of advanced stages of inebriation, she still holds her cup with pinky outstretched.

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Must... stay... alive.

 

 

 

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Dead.

 

 

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More dead. It's around 4:30 AM and people are starting to drop.

 

 

 

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Not dad though. Even while looking like he pissed himself, he still manages to look fucking sexy.

 

 

 

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Mom rocks a mean air guitar.

 

 

 

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These guys know what's up with passing out at my parties, so they locked themselves up in their cars. Smart move.

 

 

 

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Man, what the fuck. Everyone's passing out, the party's dead, people are actually sitting down to TALK. There must be something I can do...

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I admire this girl. To maintain dignity, she pissed herself out of her elbow.

 

 

 

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However, that is not enough to save herself from the wrath of my marker. Forearm reads "Pinga Sorceress".

 

 

 

 

And that, my friend, is the premature end of the pics, so a recap follows. This was at about 5:00 AM, and at that point EVERYONE passed out except me, the guy in the "Fuck it" shirt, and another friend. I got sick of wearing the suit, so I passed it over to my friend ("Fuck it" guy), and nearly shat myself. The dude weighs around 50 lbs. more than I do and looked fucking hysterical. The pics came to an end because we were too fucking wasted to figure out how to handle the camera, and we ended up misplacing it. It was found the next day in the bathroom, and we have no idea how it ended up there.

 

We then went on a murderous marker rampage. There were 31 heads there at last count, and at the very least 24 of them ended up with dicks drawn on their foreheads. One guy (dude in the yellow shirt who has a knack for sneaking in half his face into pictures) got it so bad he got goth tears, black lipstick, and in an unusual display of wrath, his fucking TEETH brushed with the marker. We then headed out into the street, where we convinced the people asleep in the cars that they were going to suffocate, so they should open the windows. So they did, and after waiting 5 minutes for them to fall asleep again, we stuck our hands inside the car and tagged their asses.

 

We got tired of the marker thing, so we decided to fuck with my parents. We snuck the insanely large guitar amp we were using for music into their room, placed it around 18 inches from my unconscious mother's head, cranked the volume, and hit "Play". What ensued was truly a beautiful thing.

 

Around 7:30 AM, there was no more fuckery to be had, so we all passed out. I woke up around 8:30 when I heard people awake upstairs, and without even asking I went straight to the bathroom to check myself... as expected, I had 7 penises on my face. Went upstairs, had 3 shots of B-52 for breakfast, and resumed drinking. The girl with the "Pinga Sorceress" on her arm and the messed up pants is a fucking TROOPER. The first thing she said after coming out of the bathroom at 9:00 AM was "Let's shotgun some beers". I'm seriously gonna marry her. Me, her, and my dad shotgunned three beers, I had another cigar and kept drinking till around 2:00 PM, when we cleaned up and left.

 

All in all it was a wonderful experience.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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And that's all folks!!!

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I went straight to the bathroom to check myself... as expected, I had 7 penises on my face.

 

you mean drawings of penisis?

I'm suprised you mom didn't kill you after that amplifier prank.

She looks like she'd have no problem smacking you in the back of the head.

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