Guest willy.wonka Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i quit my job today. my boss is more of a monster than i could ever be.to get on his good side i got into the talks of murder with him in the "war on terrorism".his wife is supercool, but is trained to be an american by him.rumors say is that she is from the catalog, bought to be the wife of this tall passive aggressive.i heard from the last manager that he made his money from the military and after retirement, he made his money by internet porn.his love for children feed to the rumors of kiddie porn. he's giving this guy arron his first raise after a year.25cents=$6.50.he's gonna quit.never wanted to give me a raise after he said he would and left to china without doing so.my friend was left in charge..3 CREW members havin fun in the store making the store run right, which kept me there.everybody was having fun and still doing the job.it was a stress free zone.of coarse "jim" has his spies.we have this guy called "the dead man walkin", cause he's dying and in his dying days, he wants to come to quiznos, why not mexico?why not canada?why not europe?thats what i would be doing...wouldnt you? well, to get back on subject, knowing that he would be coming back started to fill our blue skys grey.But it wasnt so bad seeing them at first! he looked good, his wife looked pretty fine and there was somebody new.this little girl came in with this cool curious smile and introducing herself with textbook greetings.she gave me this little panda bear pendant as a gift, it was cool.they all looked good, happy to be home. after a couple of days i hear of his plans to open up 2 "sweatshops" in China.i was not cool with this at all.thinking that he really is one of them all american monsters, i was ready to quit.somehow i was fired after i quit, my two weeks ended today. after calling the IRS, Labor Board and Health Department, my day seemed a little bit better. HOW COULD I FORGET?! HE TOOK OUR TIPS! i dont know if this guy seriously believed that the money was his, but people have been fired from takin thier money out the tip jar.he yelled at my friend for splittin up the tip before he came back."thats not your money!its mine!" my boss "the psycho pussy" is bankin around $300 every 3 weeks.tax free baby..the only way to do it i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i didnt want to edit, but i did...it was one of those "that that" things, when it should have been "that the" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 boogie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 cannot compute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by ARCEL boogie hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 boogie hands?:rolleyes: cannot compute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 he sounds like a cunt. you should go beat him up!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Do it Do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I broke both of my hands last night punching holes through doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 TUFF GUY!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Aint no doors wanna step, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 A friend of mine years ago ( may he rest in peace ) got mad at his dad one day and came down into his room and punched the wall right where the support beams were...pushing all his nuckles back about 2 inches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I would be pulling some serious jack moves on this guy. I was thinking about taking up a career as a criminal again since "they" won't let me walk the straight and narrow. So if you want some help hit me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by villain I would be pulling some serious jack moves on this guy. I was thinking about taking up a career as a criminal again since "they" won't let me walk the straight and narrow. So if you want some help hit me up. hahaha you should hit me up. America don't believe me that all i wanna do is work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Word up Mr. Yuck. If you are so fortunate as too get a job in this economy it's going to be the job that noone else wants to do anyways. So you work the hardest and get paid the least. I'm sick of this shit.... I want to beat the shit outta willy.wonka's boss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 karma, willy, karma....he'll die of a massive heart-attack...but you might as well do the stencil shit to him..or find some gay porn sites and subscribe him to the newsletters, put his car up for sale for really cheap in the local classifieds, try to have his water turned off, post personal ads by him in the local paper, umm, write his name in local gas stations along with his number and advertise gay sex and coca...that'll help pass the time until his coronary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 cool shit casek... villian, i totally feel you about THEM not letting you walk the straight and narrow... some punk on 12oz is threatening to give out my name.making life uneasy right now. i would turn into the monster...you understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 get this, i called my work and the story is......i went ballistic adn crazy..i was cry and cussing at customers with a knife in my hand...how is that?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 casek definitely has the right idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 Originally posted by willy.wonka get this, i called my work and the story is......i went ballistic adn crazy..i was cry and cussing at customers with a knife in my hand...how is that?! don't front...are you an OG or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 23, 2003 Share Posted July 23, 2003 hahaha....i wasnt crying, thats for sure, but there is alwaya knife in my hand and i only told some regular costumers that my boss is satan and what satan is up to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 24, 2003 Share Posted August 24, 2003 Originally posted by sneak cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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