NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I wouldn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Are you saying I'm cute, Noum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.highborn Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 yo maybe your boss wants to get in your panties?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Oh my. :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by .highborn yo maybe your boss wants to get in your panties?! Yeah..maybe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 Originally posted by T.T Boy this could have office space potential. and your giving me a raise? My life is office space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 next time you get obscenely drunk and start asking for phone #s to call at 4am....call your boss and leave a voicemail telling him off. or you could give yg blood your work id and whatnot, and get him to go to work in your place. he's got nothing to do these days anyhow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 I would sooo do that..fuck I'm bored to day I went to get a photo blown up to poster but my retarded ass brought the photo instead of the negs.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Seriously, thats an awesome idea. Send him in and make sure he acts like he's woked there for years. Boss: Where's Shoekeys? YGBlood: I'm right here. Boss: You're not Shoekeys. YG: Whatthefuckyoutalkinboutbitch? You mean to say you don't even rekkognize me? <YGBloog gets up and goes to the filing cabinet, pulls out a 40 and takes a swig> YG: Get the fuck outta here before I call security! <YGBlood proceeds to roam about the office and pinches a cute secretary's ass on the way to the coffee machine> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted July 22, 2003 Author Share Posted July 22, 2003 YGs layin drywall down at the mcdonalds... and that noogah couldnt deal with this job. he'd lose it quicker than a crackhead with a toonie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Jobs are overratted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 Technically these are for how to be the funny guy at work, but i think they're worth a try for getting you fired. 10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't. Then punch them in the mouth. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding, and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard; then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie, then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "beat that!" 7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker" then piss in his coffee and tellhim he needs a "good assfucking." 6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts, getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand. 3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell "IT WON'T STOP! GOD HELP ME! IT WON'T STOP!" then when it stops look down and say "ohhhhh..." 2. Ask to borrow someone else's pen; bring it to the bathroom; stick it in your ass; return it and tell the person to smell it; when they say that it smells bad, be like "Well it should! I had it in my ass!" 1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake plastic kind -- when they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point and call them an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 spill coffee on your boss that usually works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 sandals to work. knock down your cubicle wall, play tetris and eat cheetos. just blatantly play out office space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 22, 2003 Share Posted July 22, 2003 i think there was a thread on this a while ago.i think one of the suggestions was just walking around with your dick hanging out of your pants.just pretend you dont notice. make sure to "accidently" brush your hand up against it and shake your bosses hand.this would be extra funny if you were pissing while doing this. ^^^:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ^^^ damn that shit is funny. the problem with my boss is hes a professional instructor in fighting hand to hand and with midevil weapons for 15 going on sixteen years now...id get my ass killed. its funny to see all the new employees get an attitude with him and threaten too kick his ass.:lol: :lol: :lol: pure comedy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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