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Mini-Me will marry a six-foot-two yoga instructor in November (with pics)

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MINI-ME BAGS A BEAUTY

 

The actor made famous for his role as Mini-Me in the Austin Powers film series has announced he is to wed his girlfriend - who is six-foot, two-inches tall.

 

Verne Troyer, standing two-foot, eight-inches in his socks, said he felt like a giant when 29-year-old yoga instructor Genevieve Gallen agreed to tie the knot. The ceremony is expected to take place in November.

 

It has not always been plain sailing for the couple, however. Gallen dumped Troyer for a six-foot male stripper earlier this year, prompting the love-sick midget, who has admitted to a drinking problem, to go on a bender.

 

After flying from Los Angeles to New York, a drunken Troyer wound up in a strip club, dancing on stage with a stripper.

 

Troyer has now undergone treatment for alcoholism and friends say the stability of marriage will help to keep him off the booze.

 

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I'm sure this marriage is all about love. Nothing to do with money. Nope. Ahem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Hank sends a toast from heaven.

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those pics are fucked right up!

 

The first one isn't too wierd but the second one makes her look

like Celine Dion and the third one makes him look like he has no legs.

 

plus I'd have a hard time satisfying a 6'2" yoga woman,

and I dont fit in her gymbag. What the fick is he going to do?

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Originally posted by StarzAbove

Thats what u call a VERY DESPERATE GIRL

 

No, that what you call a LAZY GOLDDIGGER.

 

* You know he's going to be fighting her in court for the next 10 years trying to keep the money she's trying to get in the divorce settlement.

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KaBar2

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What good is money if ya got no love? I have a friend who is a dwarf, and he married a woman he knew from work. He has two kids by her, both normal sized. Their daughter is a fairly gifted ballet dancer. Their son owns a website company, and when he was in high school, he was making over $20,000 a year selling and maintaining web sites. They're actually pretty cool people.

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you know what?i bet she has fun with him...im sure he wish that he could be better, but for her..i wouldnt mind havin a little humanoid monkey person crawling around me, sitting and sucking my dick..oh yeah.

 

imagine when she gets mad at him...kick him like a football.:lol:

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