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DoSeR

••POST YOUR BILL BRASKY SAYINGS HERE!!!!••

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post your bill brasky phrases here..........

 

did i ever tell you about the time bill brasky sold me into slavery?

 

Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.

Third Friend of Brasky: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

 

Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!

 

 

The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men

 

He gave a hand job to a mannaray

 

 

 

[This message has been edited by DoSeR (edited 08-08-2001).]

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It's a Saturday night live thing actually boys.

 

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you are beautiful, just not on the inside

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thank you, this thread made me laugh...one of my favorites...cant remeber any though

 

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brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...

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