oneeightyone Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Model - Saturn Sl1 Year - 1994 Miles - 127,000 Had to take it to the shop for - water pump exploded, brakes leaked, brake pad split in two, tires blew up at the same time (2 of them) and theres a ching ching sound coming from the engine since one of the valves is off, it shakes over 75 miles an hour on the highway, and it overheats like a mofo. Nothing like turning on the heat full blast in 90+ degree weather. Misc - it's got many scrapes and lots of paint stains, other then that there is really nothing wrong with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SenorSeven Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 model: saturn sl2 year: 1996 miles: 188,000 roughly shit that sucks: driver seat worn the fuck out, burns oil like whoa. i have to constantly add oil, but hey, i only hae to get an oil change once a year and the filter still looks pretty new when i do. There are lots of things leaking from the bottom, but i expect good paychecks soon so i will not get it fixed, ill just buy a new car asap. one positive thing: the bitch has lasted. and keeps going and still drives damn good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 model: BUICK LESABRE year: 1982 miles: Who knows how many times it rolled over purchse price: $50 (fifty) why this car was a bucket: All of the windows were off track, there was no music, no air, most of the fuses were missing so a lot of things like the windshield wipers wouldn't go on, Alignment is waaayy the fuck off, Its almost impossible to make a left turn, When i was driving it one of the black rims was so rusted that it broke off while i was driving, the radiator fucked up and started shooting green fluid all over the place, Lots of smoke, I locked up the engine. But it got me where i had to go and do what i had to do for about 2 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by When buy a rebuilt engine, tranny and heater core and youll have one pimp ride yeah.............................................................but i dont want to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
awkward eye Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 model-acura integra year-1988 miles-close to 200k bought it 2 years ago for 1600 bucks,it runs good but i have had to replace the alternator(8 hour job with father in law),i recently replaced the brakes,i broke the drivers side door handle one morning when my car was frozen and havent got it fixed so i enter through the passengers side...the knobs on my window rollers are broke,needs new cv joints,oil leaks into my sparkplugs because of bad seals...anyway this is my 4th car,my parents hooked up a brand new nissan truck when i got out of high school and i put it into some trees...before that i had two vw bugs one of them was a semi automatic no clutch(just let off the gas and shift)and the other was awesome,it had A chrome porsche engine and was lowered but a flood screwed that ride up....anyway can i be in the club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 model: Ford Taurus year: 1988 miles: Hey... where is the odometer? cars name: The Brown Dukester why this car makes me laugh: well lets see. One day i had the car on and i leaned into the back seat to grab something and my foot slipped onto the gas pedal. The car reved super hardt and the heat needle never went past the danger level after that. It leaked oil like a champ and smoked a whole lot when i rolled around. The Fuel pump was going out os my car would just stall at random times in the middle of the street. Especially when it was raining. The alternator belt was lose so when it rained my car made this horrible screaming noise. The breaks went out a few times on me. The transmission slipped like crazy. some one wrecked into the side of me and i could no longer open the passenger side door. This was the first car i tried to hook some radio shit up in myself so only one speaker ended up working by the time everything was done. I dontthink that i have ever had a car with working ac. My buddy went to a local music store and put a whole bunch of skull dugery stickers on my back window, that was fuckin great. I was a rolling advertisement for the wackest rapper ever for a little over a year. There wasn't a day when i didn't think about insurance fraud. Fondest memories of the Brown Dukester: [*]that time i made this bitch ride in the trunk [*]the time i almost bottomed out while speeding away from the police [*]the no smoking for anyone but me rule [*]The Skull Dugery stickers all on my back windows [*]donuts in the middle of the street [*]That time i piled 7 bitches into the back seat so i would have the front to myself [/list=1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 im glad to say taht im not in this club any more, but i have about 4 cars that i could have posted on here. ill just do one because these days i rock a rolla'. Model - saab 9000s Year - 1989 Miles - 209,477 Had to take it to the shop for - lets see..hole in the readiater, catallitic converter(rotted off), some kind of gas line problem, windows wouldnt roll down. Misc - no stereo whatsoever, sunroof was stuck closed, the roof had mad holes so when i rained its all went down my back, no a/c, when heat was turned on this strange black foam kind of stuff came out of the vents, oil leak so i had to put a quart of oil in every other day. number of times it had to be towed (so far) - 9(not including two to the kidnney foundation) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the shitty car club Originally posted by JohnnyHorton You, and that equally dumb bitch up there ^ in that bus who rammed homie, are living proof that female drivers = no survivors. You're some stupid bitch who fucked up a pretty nice ride that daddy probably bought you... I hate stupid yuppies like you, I hope you seriously crash your car and only injure yourself, and maybe, your car. watch your mouth son. there is nothing wrong with the way i drive. My ride is in no way fucked up. The scrape on the bottom front fender was caused by me comming to close up to a curb in a parking lot, NOT because i can't drive. I payed for my car with my own money, and with one check, no car payments. I'm in no way a yuppie. No one helped me pay for my car, because i used the settlement money that i got because i got hit by a fuckin van doing 50mph while crossing the street. Think before you start talking shit about someone, because nobody knows what i had to go through for that damn money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Model: Pontiac Bonnerville Year: 1989 Miles: 237,000 Bashed front end and random car parts flutter the back seats. I dont even bother driving this thing till i absolutley have too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubejinxed Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i used to have a shitty car in high school, now i have a benz but my old car what super shitty 1981 Mercury sable station wagon, around 100K miles. no right or middle rearview mirror, the left was cracked. no heater core, so no heat, and over 55mph it shook like one of those magic finger beds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 it will be lovely once everything gets squared away and my WRX rolls in. then i wont care about my now trunkless baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by When haha fuckers i have a 92 toyota pickup but its tits. sidenote: splinter i said id help you on any projects you have just shoot me an email yeah man, thanks, i just wanted to make sure that you knew that Splint2 is no the Splinter Nightowl, i guess its hard to check since i have so many names on here. anyway, the only thing i need now, is to rewire my car from the dashboard foward, those 34 year old wires + my previous owners stupidity ended up causing a huge electrical fire. oh and Splint2 i see we have more than our names in common. i have a 70 Chevelle Malibu, what kind of El Camino do you have, you know El Caminos and Chevelles have a lot in common right? www.chevelles.com Year:1970 Model: Chevy Chevelle Malibu Miles: 102,000 known miles Engine: 305 V8, soon 350 V8 In the shop: rarely, i fix it myself. currently re-doing the wiring on the car. No AC, crappy audio system (CD), old car, doesnt pull anyway when braking, can go 100MPH+ without shaking or rattling or breaking down. opinion: blast to drive, looks great, comfortable to sit in, but i do hate the fact that rust is eating away at the body and that during its 34 years, i have no idea what this car has been through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: the shitty car club Originally posted by SnowWhite watch your mouth son. there is nothing wrong with the way i drive. My ride is in no way fucked up. The scrape on the bottom front fender was caused by me comming to close up to a curb in a parking lot, NOT because i can't drive. Yeah, thats exactly why you can't drive. If you can't even do something as simple as park your car, which is what you get the most practice at driving daily, then no - you can't drive. Cry. And to the dick who had the 98 integra, on his fourth car, - they aren't toys you dick, you need to get in a crippling accident too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 And beacuase I am perfect I decree this a shut the fuck up zone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Actually my driver's abstract is perfect, so I can pass judgement all I want. Hey I think you left a chunk of your fender on that parking stall cement block, ouch, that must hurt. Maybe next time you should learn how to park, and that the gas pedal is on the right, not the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 i'm in the "have a car, but no liscense" club:king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 stop arguing you two and keep this shit on topic. aside from rattles and me breaking the front wheel off my car, it's pretty fucking aight. racing gas makes it purr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by PoutyDuck Why would you twin turbo an old car, and one with a 100k mile engine? Seems like a waste... who's to say it'll be that engine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Model - Mazda Navajo LE 4x4 (basically a ford explorer sport with a mazda badge) Year - 1992 Miles - 130,000 + Had to take it to the shop for - new front suspension, Fixed/replaced on my own (recently) - altenator, brakes, engine stuttering, vacuum system, MAS, battery to started cable (5 times) Misc - beat the shit out of it in Colorado four wheeling, the rocker panels are all rusted out and dented, four wheel drive no longer engages, rust spots on roof, nice leather interior, automatic everything, a/c does not work, nice stereo, front suspension makes annoying noise over bumps, took a loan out to get it all fixed up before i moved and shit just fell right back apart and i'm still paying, has four different type of tires on it, one being a recalled firestone i never replaced. times towed-over 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by johnny racing gas makes it purr. where do i get this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miles apart Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by johnny stop arguing you two and keep this shit on topic. aside from rattles and me breaking the front wheel off my car, it's pretty fucking aight. racing gas makes it purr. Johnny I've been wondering for a while, WHAT THE HELL YOU DRIVE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 This is my shit here gentlemen...Please stay off the nuts..... http://www.fatcap.co.uk/host/files/DSC00023.jpg'> :eek: Wonk Saggin mofukazzzzzz..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by SPLINTER oh and Splint2 i see we have more than our names in common. i have a 70 Chevelle Malibu, what kind of El Camino do you have, you know El Caminos and Chevelles have a lot in common right? yes sir i do...my el camino is a 79, but i trying to decide if that's what i want to restore...that year of g bodies are like the hardest cars to get interior replacements for, etc... there is a 1970 el camino for sale around here that i have my eye on...if i had the money at the moment i would buy it. right now, the plan is to pay off the rest of my camaro...only about 800 dollars, and then save up enough to buy the el camino, hopefully it will still be available by the time i have the money...if not, i am going to keep my eyes open for any of the following: 68-82 vette, 70-72 camaro, 65-72 chevelle, or 68-72 camino... as you can see, i am a bit of a bowtie fan..if you have some pictures splinter, post up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_splint2 Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat where do i get this? usually straight from a petroleum company...around here it's chief we run 112 octane in our motorcycles...about 6-8 bucks a gallon, depending on economy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 avaiation fuel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 The highest octane around here I can grab is 91... boo... or 93... I'm thinking of saving for a few months and getting a relatively new (01, or 00) Yamaha r6 ... I'm half worried that I might end up killing myself on it though... Anybody have a friend who rides an r6 and likes it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by nomadawhat where do i get this? there's very few gas stations that sell racing gasoline but speed shops usually have it in 3 gallon tanks. you can also find any 1/4mile racetrack and get it there. unless you adjust your engine timing to burn the higher octane it's prolly not going to do much for you. i'm in a 4cyl hatchback. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 Originally posted by JohnnyHorton Anybody have a friend who rides an r6 and likes it? yea, i got a buddy that just picked one up, 2001. he loves it. says it's one of the best bikes he's ever owned. i'm starting to think i want one too. but to pick one up during the summer ( a bike period ) is just too expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 i have a 93 Honda Accord, it's dope. I just can't drive.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted July 19, 2003 Share Posted July 19, 2003 ^^why not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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