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"Oh Man, I Feel Like Such A Tool"....Bad Work Uniforms

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so i started this job last week because im flat broke. there is no way in hell i would usually work at this place because its a cooperate resteraunt, and everone there is a fucking tool(why yes, that IS my new favorite word). but the fact is that the economy sucks ass, and i dont have much choice but to take the first job that comes my way. i knew from the begining that the uniforms were a bitch and taht i wouldnt look good in it, but it was worse than i thought once i accually put it on.

 

To start, i have to wear white sneakers taht have good traction:

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if there is a spot on the shoes that arnt white, they wont let you start youre shift until youve sat in the office and made the spot white with a white out pen.

 

 

next, i have to wear white pants, which, are impossible to find. the only ones i could find were at filenes for $65.00!!!!!what the fuck?????

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they are dry clean only. i spend $8.00 after every shift to make sure they are clean, otherwise they wont let me on the floor.

 

next i have my apron, white as well. i couldnt find a pic of a white apron, so youre going to have to use youre imagination. its the same as this black one, only, well, white.

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for a shirt, i have to wear a white long sleve button down shirt. also, way to expensive:

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and finally, my only form of expression in this hell hole, my tie. you can wear just about any tie you want as long as its not "innapropiate". i decided, just to be obnoxious, to get a straight black tie:

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please someone tell me youve had worse things to wear at work. i need some comfort about this right now.

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Guest krie

i used to have to wear a apron that tied around my neck and finished at my knees, a lame ass shirt with pictures of meat and chicken on it. a stupid hat , and black shoes and black pants. i quit that job, now i work in an office/warehouse and i get to wear what eva i want too :ballcap:

 

 

*But yeah, uniforms suck ass.

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fuck those pants are ugly !!! i work for a collection office so i get to wear whatever i want to work......

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hahahahah yeah i guess it could be worse.

 

 

and no i dont get paid well, try $2.50 an hour. granted, i make tips, but its not much. its just better than sitting at my house holding my dick all summer.

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I worked at a Boyscout camp a few summers ago. Yeah, for an organization that claims to not tolerate homosexuals, they certanly have some gay ass uniforms. fuckin short-shorts, knee high scoks and shit. fuck that.

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Originally posted by ARCEL

hahaha minimum wage is like 6 or 7 bucks here

 

severs make less,because they get tips.......

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Guest WebsterUno

yeah, I rock the monkey suit too homie.

Sounds like you got a job at Johnny Rockets!

lolz..thats the only restaurant I can think

of that is that strict. You know what though.

You could have saved some $$$ if you went

and bought yourself some Dickies. Them

shits come in solid white, and run for $16.00

a pair. The best thing...you can pass them off

as work pants! Why? Cuzz thats what they are!

Theyre comfy too. You dont have to dry clean them

either. I work in an office, and I sport dickies.

At first I had dockers..but those fuckin suck.

Then I made a lil switch to dickies, my boss

doesnt even trip...so, I bought a few more

pairs. Buy you some potna!

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Originally posted by ARCEL

hahaha minimum wage is like 6 or 7 bucks here

 

in the USA it is $5.15 an hour.

 

it is not a local issue.

 

oh and by the way $360,

 

one thing your employer wont tell you is that legally you do not have to share tips with the dishwashers. also, and this is a big one..

if your hourly wage plus tips does not equal at least minimum wage..your employer must make up the difference.

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http://www22.brinkster.com/ricarleite/mcdonalds.jpg'>

i did this shit once. They kept telling me to shave so i finally told them to eat a dick.

 

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i also worked for them and this was pretty much my attitude about this job.

It was cool working there cuz we acted a damn fool. Needless to say i

got fired.

 

 

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thats actually me on the left. (Is he joking? Who knows?) At anyrate i

got fired from this job 5 days in a row. It wasn't that bad all we did was

get drunk and smoke and sell drugs and fuck up peoples orders. I finally

quit when they told me i had potential to be a manager.

 

 

http://www.gerberouterwear.com/images/bike/top_gun_jumpsuit.jpg'>

this was my carwash outfit without all the white gayness. That job was just

like the movie 'the wash' It was great shit. Lots of embezzlement going on there

 

my new uniform is gonna be some sharp shit though. I'll keep you updated.

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Well long ago I worked at foot locker. and everywhere i went especially on brakes people would say shit lke "ISNT THE GAME THAT WAY? HAR HAR"...OR "HEY REF WHATS THE SCOOOORE??"....

 

Now I get to where whatevers. but office type. no jeans etc.

 

I think it would be fun to wear an apron.

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Originally posted by mapo returns

your employer must make up the difference.

 

no shit?thats cool, but i dont think its will be a problem. this is a pretty nice place, and i didnt know jonny rockets was that strict. no, where i work i hat to take an exam, do 2 and a hal weeks of training.

 

im not going to say where i work, but i am going to post this picture of my friend:

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*hint**hint*

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that was the first place i thought of when you started posting your all white outfit. I was bullshitting around with my waitor when I was there like a month ago about how sexy he looked in all white. :D He was rockig some neon pink tie that had fuck you in small print all over it so it looked like a pattern from a distance. Funny shit.

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i feel for you, man...here's a tip, though...go to goodwill or salvation army...they always have white pants chillin on a rack...no one likes those things except for crocket and tubbs...i always used to go there when i needed a specific work uniform...cheap, and you don't have to care about the price, it'll always be under $8...hell, i shop there anyway, found some dope clothes and you aren't paying some company for the fucking label, you're helping poor people.

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