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WHAT IS THE RUDEST THING U EVER HEARD ANY1 SAY TO A BUM:mad2:

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the rudest thing i ever heard sum1 say 2 a bum was that he's lower than life itself and asked the bum y he should give him money....it was some corporate asshole :mad:

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Damn, you type like a thirteen year old girl.

 

Me- "No, I don't have any money. Sorry man."

Bum- "FUUUUUCK YOU MUTHAFUCK! BITCH ASS, SHIT FUCK!"

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i feel bad for bums...

once i saw this bum digging in trash cans for food so i left him a bagel and a note that said 'hope you enjoy it' in one of the trash cans

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Re: Damn, you type like a thirteen year old girl.

 

HA HA HA HA!!! 13 YEAR OLD..You faggot..Hang yourself.

 

I never heard anyone say something mean to a bum but there was a bum that got the snot beat out of him in the bus terminal the other day..he had some cash on him..still wasn't right..but who cares its a bum right?..wrong..

 

Bump.

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I dont know about saying anything mean. But onetime this skinny-ass drunk bum told me he'll fuck me up if I touch his bike then I took his bike and threw it off the train track tressel into the creek. The tressel was over this gorge and it was like 100 feet deep. The bum didn't do anything and I saw him the next day and he jsut said,"How's it going?"

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Originally posted by space base

I dont know about saying anything mean. But onetime this skinny-ass drunk bum told me he'll fuck me up if I touch his bike then I took his bike and threw it off the train track tressel into the creek. The tressel was over this gorge and it was like 100 feet deep. The bum didn't do anything and I saw him the next day and he jsut said,"How's it going?"

You are soo fucked up..

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Originally posted by WrIot

anybody ever seen a bum fight

Yeah, that same bum who's bike I took, dude's obsessed with bikes. Ive seen him try to steal some other guys bike and just get mashed on. He got just fucked up, then stomped on. Ive seen other ones too but thats the first one that comes to mind.

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me- hey man, you want to make some money ?

bum- how ?

 

me- hook it up with some beer and smokes

me-go get the cheapest pack of menthols, and 4 magnum 40's

 

bum- ok

me-heres the money. ill watch over your stuff

 

bum-allright i got your stuff

me-heres five bucks

bum-god bless you

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Originally posted by space base

Yeah, that same bum who's bike I took, dude's obsessed with bikes. Ive seen him try to steal some other guys bike and just get mashed on. He got just fucked up, then stomped on. Ive seen other ones too but thats the first one that comes to mind.

Damm bro where ar you from..compton?..lol

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being mean to bums is not cool...imagine not having anything or anyone...living in coldness and darkness...and then having stupid motha fuckers spit on you and glare at you and break your mother fucking bike...not cool...its fucked up

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i always give them at least a dollar unless they do some kinda work 4 like a corner store or sumthing

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Originally posted by space base

:cry2:

Don't cry bro..you gotta do what you gotta do i guess..:-

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i know a kid whos dad has become a hardcore bum...not just a homeless person but someone who is so far gone that u can be sure your gonna see him if u walk down his block

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Its hard to pity a "bum" who takes your money and goes to buy a pack of cigs, some drugs he can afford, or a forty of king cobra, at nine thirty in the morning. Granted he does not have it as good as others, but I would rather give him a sandwhich then money. Ive never been outright mean to a bum, just told him to go get some food.

Like in third world countries when children are out beggin or selling bullshit to give the money to their parents for alcohol, and drugs etc. its fucked up beyond belief. We use to take care of this little kid we would see every night in the city in Guatemala, wed buy him food and sodas and shit, and then throw him some money so he wouldnt get beaten by his dad. sucked.

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