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Tyler Durden

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paranoid-very high

schizoid-high

schizotypal-very high

antisocial-high

borderline-moderate

histrionic-high

narcissistic-very high

avoidant-very high

dependant-moderate

opsessive compulsive-high

 

but hey, thats what psychologists are for, righ?

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Holy shit..

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

 

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | High

Level 4 | Very High

Level 5 | Moderate

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

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Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Low

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

im going to take this again, something has got to be wrong with me....

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nice! I'm going to purgatory!

 

That's as good as you can get on that one test.

(that question about being a pimp almost got me)

 

and for the next one....

 

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Low

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: High

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

 

Histionic? That doesn't bother me. I've never even heard of it!

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Purgatory

 

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

 

 

 

 

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Purgatory - Repenting Believers- (High)

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers- (High)

Level 2 - Lustful-(Low)

Level 3 - Gluttonous- (Low)

Level 4 - Prodigal and Avaricious-(Very Low)

Level 5 - Wrathful and Gloomy-(Very Low)

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics-(Very Low)

Level 7 - Violent-(Low)

Level 8- The Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers-(Moderate)

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous-(Very Low)

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer

 

holy smokes i'd almost rather go to level 9. Flames and scabs and whipping and heavy cloaks and being boiled alive. This is fucking bullshit. I need to change my ways. No joke.

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Looks like I have something to strive for...I'm only at the 5th level of Hell

 

Purgatory Repenting Believers Low

Level 1 - Limbo Very Low

Level 2 Lustful Very High

Level 3 Gluttonous High

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

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Disorder | Rating

Paranoid: Low

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: High

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Moderate

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

im okay with that

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Moderate

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low

Level 7 | Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

 

but level 8?! Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers??? nooooo

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Disorder Rating Information

Paranoid: Low click for info

Schizoid: Low click for info

Schizotypal: Moderate click for info

Antisocial: Low click for info

Borderline: Low click for info

Histrionic: Low click for info

Narcissistic: Low click for info

Avoidant: Low click for info

Dependent: Low click for info

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

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Level 5 bitches.

 

 

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low

Level 2 Lustful High

Level 3 Gluttonous Very High

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme

Level 7 Violent Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

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::sigh:: i'm all fucked up.

 

Disorder | Rating

 

 

Paranoid: Very High

Schizoid: Moderate

Schizotypal: Low

Antisocial: High

Borderline: Moderate

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

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Paranoid: High

Schizoid: High

Schizotypal: High

Antisocial: Moderate

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Low

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

 

ok.... i guess some of that makes sense...

 

 

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 9 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus!

 

Ninth Level of Hell - Cocytus

 

This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

 

 

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low

Level 2 Lustful Moderate

Level 3 Gluttonous High

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High

Level 7 Violent High

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

 

 

but thats just BULLSHIT!!

 

Total Bullshit!!!

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just for shits and giggles...

 

Second Level of Hell

 

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

 

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | Very Low

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

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Paranoid: Very High click for info

Schizoid: Moderate click for info

Schizotypal: High click for info

Antisocial: High click for info

Borderline: Very High click for info

Histrionic: Very High click for info

Narcissistic: Moderate click for info

Avoidant: High click for info

Dependent: Moderate click for info

Obsessive-Compulsive: High click for info

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Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low

Level 2 Lustful High

Level 3 Gluttonous Very High

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High

Level 7 Violent Extreme

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

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Paranoid: High click for info

Schizoid: Low click for info

Schizotypal: Moderate click for info

Antisocial: High click for info

Borderline: Very High click for info

Histrionic: Moderate click for info

Narcissistic: High click for info

Avoidant: Moderate click for info

Dependent: High click for info

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low click for info

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