OGBforMumia Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 this plant needs to cease to exist, i got some playing golf, well actually looking for golf balls in the woods. and i thought it was a bug bite on the back of my knee. oh boy was i wrong! i itched it last night. before i went to bed. and i had it on my leg today. my sister went on the internet to look for treatments. and i bleached my leg to dry out the skin. and now i smell like bleach.....eck but one of the fucked up remidies i found was: "This is hard to believe, but your own urine wiped on the infected area, and let dry, dries up the poison. You will see results the very next day. But it has to be your own urine, I do not know if it's antibodies built up in your system, or just the acid in it. But it work's. Passed down from 3 generations." thats not gonna happen! not in my fucking life will i spread my own urine yet alone someone elses over my body......gross [This message has been edited by OGBforMumia (edited 08-06-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trend Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 ha,.... yea, that supposedly helps with jellyfish burns too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
subclub Posted August 5, 2001 Share Posted August 5, 2001 poison ivy rules man. remember when she hooked up with harley quinn and they fucked shit up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
my mom buys my clothes Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 quit being a pussy and just piss on yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 i would just pee on my leg... im cool like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest fr8lover Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 cmon its your own piss...its healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tow up from tha flow up ! Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 The only thing that I've found that really works is a mixture between internal homeopathics (they usually have special blends for poisen ivy if you just go in a health food store and ask) and external GSE (grapefruitseed extract). Homeopathics use your body's own healing properties by taking the part of poisen ivy that your body reacts and fights but leaving the rest out. So basicly by taking homeopathics your body is fighting 10 times the poisen ivy you actually have. Make sense? The GSE itches when you first put it on, but it dries the fuck out of it. Usually it takes my body about 3 weeks to fight off any poisen ivy because I'm highly allergic to it and it spreads fast... With the combination of those two products, and sometimes some rescue remedy (a topical homeopathic) my poisen ivy is gone in about 3 days. ------------------ PRUDE - If I had nuts, you'd be on 'em. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hipnos Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 to help with the itching you can run really hot water over the area. at first it will be really itchy, but after a few seconds under the water it will stop itching completely. just do that once or twice a day, if you can stand it. also, calomine lotion helps to dry out it out, and i guess helps against the itching too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 if pissing on it works why wouldnt you? Its free easy and freshly scented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted August 6, 2001 Author Share Posted August 6, 2001 Originally posted by my mom buys my clothes: quit being a pussy and just piss on yourself. just because you pissed your pants that one time. (and dont go "what are you talking about) you dont have to come on 12oz and call me names.. mask!...even though its free, i havent peed on myself since i was 4 and would like to keep the streak going for a while (unlike my mom buys me clothes, she also buys him diapers "i have a weak bladder" uh huh....sure) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted August 6, 2001 Share Posted August 6, 2001 There is a soap you can buy in the laundry aisle. I think it Nels Naptha or something like that. It is a bar of soap, really cheap and will completely rid you of the poison ivy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OPIUM3 Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 I'd rather get really ass drunk and then piss on myself and blame it on the alcohol. You kill 2 birds with one stone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGBforMumia Posted August 7, 2001 Author Share Posted August 7, 2001 thank you bobobi. i found a remidy that says to crush up aspirin and mix it with fingernail polish til its a paste, shits banging. its helpin, but im gonna go buy that soap. peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest young republican Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 Originally posted by OPIUM3: I'd rather get really ass drunk and then piss on myself and blame it on the alcohol. You kill 2 birds with one stone... or just kill a bird than piss on it, mash it up and put it on your poison ivy....not neccesarily in that order. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 i get it on my junk at least once a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 7, 2001 Share Posted August 7, 2001 or you could make the bird piss on your leg, than kill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
backside country tagger 2 Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 poison ivy is the worst plant ever,im really ilergic to them so i get it even when i pass by the plant with out rubbing against it , im gonna kill poison ivy leaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krs702 Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 if you burn your finger or any part from touchin the stove...like a moron.. pee on it.. it helps alot.. of course most ppl think SICK...fine with me if you want a soring pain to bother you for a while.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest hipnos Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 if you burn poison ivy the smoke still has the 'poison' or whatever, and you can get irritations in your throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 bumpski. well, i got kicked out of a country and managed to also get poison ivy. last week was a bitch. http://www.suite101.com/files/topics/222/files/poison-ivy-187x171.jpg'> POISON IVY GO FUCK YOURSELF. and the FBI too. or maybe the fbi can just get poison ivy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% bumpski. well, i got kicked out of a country. I know im not the only one that wants to hear about that. Oh yeah and the poison ivy thing too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 That urine shit is bunk. I keep hearing about how good it is, and I can tell you from personal experience (crucial jellyfish sting) it makes the pain 8 times worse. I think people just spread that idea around to make fun of people suffering. They know people in pain can carry out some crazy desperate actions they otherwise wouldn't. "Haha, not only are you in deep, horrible pain, but you're so desperate to get rid of it I just managed to convince you to piss on yourself!!". Fucking bullshit. !@#$%, what the hell happened with the feds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 the canadians don't want me. according to the good ol' FBI i am a fugitive facing among other things, felony criminal mischief and instrument of crime charges in ***** ...they say i just ran from the charges. which is bullshit. i faced those charges (and i thought they were misdeameanors, though when i talked to the ***** public defender today they were not so sure) and the charges were dropped (lack of evidence..hahahahhaaa!!! not!!!) anyway, the charges were dropped. but they kicked me the fuck out. it's documented in a thread from last friday. i forget which one. i was complaining about it via seattle internet cafe and the poison ivy haha. i got it when i was rolling around in the dirt a week or so ago, or maybe at some other point when i was walking in a wooded area in the last week, which has been a couple times. i'm super allergic to it and it spreads everywhere. so far it on my hands a little, both forearms, the small of my back, and one of my feet :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MartySchemeR Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Yea i had that shit once it fuckin sucked:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I'm not allergic. The most it will do is sting for a second when it touches me, but will never blister or itch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 i've had poison ivy twice in the past year, both times from trudging through the bush blindly in the middle of the night. I'm lucky the effects don't last too long on me, because i had it around my eyes the last time. Worst feeling ever. So, yes, I concur, fuck poison ivy, fuck straight to hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracked Ass Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 I average 2-3 times a year. Lasts 2-3 weeks each time. Creeping around yards and layups mostly, but landscaping work throws a curve ball on occasion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CinchedWaist Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 never made contact with poison ivy. never got stung by a bee either. http://www.ulster.net/~scharney/Yellow.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/13-14/wired/September99.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Originally posted by !@#$% the canadians don't want me. according to the good ol' FBI i am a fugitive facing among other things, felony criminal mischief and instrument of crime charges in ***** ...they say i just ran from the charges. which is bullshit. i faced those charges (and i thought they were misdeameanors, though when i talked to the ***** public defender today they were not so sure) and the charges were dropped (lack of evidence..hahahahhaaa!!! not!!!) anyway, the charges were dropped. but they kicked me the fuck out. it's documented in a thread from last friday. i forget which one. i was complaining about it via seattle internet cafe and the poison ivy haha. i got it when i was rolling around in the dirt a week or so ago, or maybe at some other point when i was walking in a wooded area in the last week, which has been a couple times. i'm super allergic to it and it spreads everywhere. so far it on my hands a little, both forearms, the small of my back, and one of my feet :( poison ivy is the fucking devil. Every time I get hyped about going to the beach or something of that nature I always get it which is usually 2-4 times a year. If you want to get rid of it call around to a few drug stores and look for a product called ZANFEL. its costs $40 a tube but after the first application you will understand why. When you put it on its seriously like your skin is having an orgasm. It feels so amazing because it scratches the skin and the itch just STOPS. The rash will still be there for a few days and it may have to do a few more applications but this is seriously the greatest thing for poison ivy I have ever used....pleeb beleeb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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