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so i gave blood today...

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ok i go in to give blood for the first time right, and iam feeling fine they stick a needle in my arm and take out about a litre, no joke. so anyways it wasnt the most comfortable thing in the world but i got over it and they told me to go to the "doners lounge" to get a bight to eat so iam eating my free sandwhich, twix bar, juice and reading a womens gossip mag when all of a sudden i need to use the bathroom really bad

 

so iam taking a piss and all of a sudden i feel light headed then i cant remember anything but waking up with a nurse talking to me on the bathroom floor and she goes "are you um wet down there" iam thinking what the hells she mean when i look down and my dicks halfway out, talk bout embarassing anyways they made me lay down for an hour and by law i had to take a taxi home which they paid for so i guess some good came out of it

 

man my blood better save someones life!

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i fucked up my shin when i was riding my bike, and it bled a lot. i got so dizzy i couldnt write straight on the film developing envelope, so it got returned and i had to fill it out again

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