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casekonly

let me crash on your couch

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so, can i crash on your couch?

 

here are some reasons why you should let me:

 

i'm skinny

i'm nice

i don't eat alot

i won't kill you or your pets in your respective sleeping states

i'll eventually leave

i'll read any book you hand me

i won't hit on your sister

i'll bum you my paints and caps

i can bartend

i'll roll big cones

 

 

 

so, whada ya say?

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Haha, I don't see why not. Just watch out for my step bro, he's got dread locks that normally scare the company.

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do you smell?..if you smell then hellz no..other than that sure..

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hey, thanks dirty...so far dirty and willy will let me crash on their couches...

btw, i'm not scared of knatty dread locks...dirty hippies don't scare me, either...

 

 

know what hippie chicks and hockey players have in common? neither showers until after the third period

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Originally posted by casekonly

i don't smell...

then be my guest...

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Originally posted by fr8mare

dont sleep at noums hes just looking for a fuck in the ass...

speak for your self you little bitch

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acyually i've often wondered how many people would put me up on their couch for a night or two....then i remember that I'm a girl and I could have a free bed every night of the week if I so desired.

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I dont even know what the sweep team is. I think I retire or somethin.

 

*edit

 

Ohh yea Im to lazy too edit my profile. It took me forever to get thatthing on about the pink visor. shit.

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uhhh. you could crash with me at my parents crib. I know what you're thinkin but there is only one rule. No smoking in the house. Fuckin bitches and coming in drunk all hours of the night is allowed. It'll be just like high school.

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MAD FAT CONES EH? i havent had a good cone in a long ass time! shure man hell you can sleap in the guest bed for fucks sake! only if you roll some mad conse so we can smoke in to the night and watch cartoons! come on over, my house is your house!:king:

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Originally posted by Kettiecat

acyually i've often wondered how many people would put me up on their couch for a night or two....then i remember that I'm a girl and I could have a free bed every night of the week if I so desired.

 

 

Everyone STAND BACK.... here we have a specimen that knows the power of her pussy.

Behold, the power of pussy.

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

MAD FAT CONES EH? i havent had a good cone in a long ass time! shure man hell you can sleap in the guest bed for fucks sake! only if you roll some mad conse so we can smoke in to the night and watch cartoons! come on over, my house is your house!:king:

 

casek, you can crash at my place, each room is a different color, and my mom has lots of vicadins, oh and i wont make you take your shirt off so i can write a shitty hand on your stomach like menstrual boy up there.

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a young man from 12 oz let me sleep on his couch a while back.

i guess i kinda owe it to 12 oz huh?

 

but i dont have a couch.

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Sure..I dont have a couch..Just a big bowl type chair..

 

And you have to supply the quality cone content..Everyday before I wake up..Dont let me catch you slippin' either - First day I dont wake up to a fat cone - your out.

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