SKUMBALUCKAH Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets... "METHOD: At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet." http://www.bonsaikitten.com/squish.jpg'> http://www.bonsaikitten.com/drilling.jpg'> http://www.bonsaikitten.com/insertGray.jpg'> http://www.bonsaikitten.com/pawsbw.jpg'> http://www.bonsaikitten.com/babyseat.jpg'> http://www.bonsaikitten.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=33169&highlight=Bonsai+Kitten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKUMBALUCKAH Posted July 7, 2003 Author Share Posted July 7, 2003 ahh shizzle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sora Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 lol..is this.. 5 or 6 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 i never actually read what it was about until now that sounds kind of cool well, a lot cooler than just stuffing cats in glass bottles for the hell of it well.. that's kind of cool too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hank Parker Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Hell yeah, again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by plastyk lol..is this.. 5 or 6 times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 Originally posted by TerraRyzeR I c u hate cats Is it really that hard to type FOUR extra letters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WrIot Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 yall r sum sick mufukkas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 7, 2003 Share Posted July 7, 2003 This is that thread again, you know, that one that Smart likes to close. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by TerraRyzeR Im lazy man Understandable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 what does the cat look like after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by TerraRyzeR Im lazy man what is your problem! Always n everything i post! You want perfect english go write a dictionary!! being lazy has nothing to do with it you dumb bitch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 zee zee has gay-hemmoroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?! i hate cats but this does cross the line! does the ASPCA know about this? daaaamn that is fucked up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by CRAMPS that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?! i hate cats but this does cross the line! does the ASPCA know about this? daaaamn that is fucked up cats love it, they get fed without having to do anything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 ^^:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 this shit had me laughing for a long time haha and i dont know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 not funny :nope:.. :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 :rolleyes: zeezee...pfffffft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 i'm hungry... :( anyone wanna drop off some wendy's at my house?:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee pffft as if. you're a woman you should be in the kitchen making dinner dont make me get buck nutty up in this bitch.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 Originally posted by Zee_Zee for both you and your superior male counterpart. he's fast asleep..i'll take him out to lunch tomorrow. :smiles: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dick Quickwood Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 closed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted July 8, 2003 Share Posted July 8, 2003 haha..its the return of the bonzai kitten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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