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SKUMBALUCKAH

Bonsai Kitten

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Dedicated to preserving the long lost art of body modification in housepets...

 

"METHOD: At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet."

 

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i never actually read what it was about until now

that sounds kind of cool

 

well, a lot cooler than just stuffing cats in glass bottles for the hell of it

 

well.. that's kind of cool too

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Originally posted by plastyk

lol..is this.. 5 or 6 times?

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Originally posted by TerraRyzeR

I c u hate cats

 

 

Is it really that hard to type FOUR extra letters?

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Originally posted by TerraRyzeR

Im lazy man what is your problem! Always n everything i post! You want perfect english go write a dictionary!!

 

being lazy has nothing to do with it you dumb bitch

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that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?!

 

i hate cats but this does cross the line!

 

does the ASPCA know about this?

 

daaaamn that is fucked up

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Originally posted by CRAMPS

that has to be the worst thing you can do to an animal!!! what kind of existance is being stuffed in a glass tube, injected with mad drugs, haveing your ass glued shut till you get a tube jammed in to your rectum, molded in to a horrible shape then forced to LIVE???!?!?!

 

i hate cats but this does cross the line!

 

does the ASPCA know about this?

 

daaaamn that is fucked up

 

 

cats love it, they get fed without having to do anything

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Originally posted by Zee_Zee

pffft as if. you're a woman you should be in the kitchen making dinner

 

dont make me get buck nutty up in this bitch..

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Originally posted by Zee_Zee

for both you and your superior male counterpart.

 

 

he's fast asleep..i'll take him out to lunch tomorrow. :smiles:

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