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Hmmmm from the past couple days

1.My cousin whos one of them punk fad kids-"Your just the same as everyone else, my style is unique"

2.Girl outside of pizza shop-"hey do you know what time it is?" "its quarter after seven" "really because i just heard it was 7:15" "yeah its quarter after seven." "but someone else just told me it was 7:15 are you sure your right?"

3.My friend with a.d.d after I got done explaining how I ran out of cigarettes and needed one-"Hey could you do me a favor and light up a cigarette so I can get a short..I really need one man."

 

all I can think of for now.

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I was at a show and some kid was trying to tell me how good of a dancer he was and in all seriousness he said to me:

 

"Fell the floor. No, really, feel the floor. Hard Right? THAT'S HOW HARD I BRING THE FUCKING MOSH!"

 

At the time I was like, "Wow, what a douche bag." and the more I think about it the funnier it gets only because he was serious.

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ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

 

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"

customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"

me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"

customer- "heres $20"

me- "ok now just slide your card"

customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru

wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"

me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"

customer- "just give me $20"

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i couldn't figure out whether to put this in the shit that makes me mad thread or the supid ass hole thread.

 

me: what time is it?

they: time to get a watch.

 

this is the least funny, uncreative, in no way witty comment you can make. I deduct 20 origionality points from who ever says it and then punch them in the face.

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Originally posted by Sean Daley

ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once...

 

me- "sir your total is blah blah blah"

customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?"

me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?"

customer- "heres $20"

me- "ok now just slide your card"

customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru

wallet:: im gunna need some cashback"

me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?"

customer- "just give me $20"

 

Brilliant.

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I think this belongs in here...

 

Originally posted by Zee_Zee

because you make fun of australia too much and you bag lots of your fellow australians on an international forum.

 

 

hhhhhahahaha :lol:

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Originally posted by kido

'you dont look puerto rican'

 

I get pissed.

 

i hate when that shit happens, and people that swear theyre puerto rican and have never even been to PR or werent born in PR will be like "man, yuo a white boy" or some shit like that

 

 

my contribution:

 

so, where yuo originally from?

Puerto Rico.

Isnt that in mexico?

 

(i swear i wanted to slap the ignorant bitch that said that)

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