gangstachees Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Hmmmm from the past couple days 1.My cousin whos one of them punk fad kids-"Your just the same as everyone else, my style is unique" 2.Girl outside of pizza shop-"hey do you know what time it is?" "its quarter after seven" "really because i just heard it was 7:15" "yeah its quarter after seven." "but someone else just told me it was 7:15 are you sure your right?" 3.My friend with a.d.d after I got done explaining how I ran out of cigarettes and needed one-"Hey could you do me a favor and light up a cigarette so I can get a short..I really need one man." all I can think of for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyuzo Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 First. *saying the 4th of july is an american arrogance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 You'll get fired around here for saying first. Oh and that dumb girl being skeptical about the time is funny.:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
space base Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 2 days ago my friend told me achohol was,"just grains and embalming fluid." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I was at a show and some kid was trying to tell me how good of a dancer he was and in all seriousness he said to me: "Fell the floor. No, really, feel the floor. Hard Right? THAT'S HOW HARD I BRING THE FUCKING MOSH!" At the time I was like, "Wow, what a douche bag." and the more I think about it the funnier it gets only because he was serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gangstachees Posted July 4, 2003 Author Share Posted July 4, 2003 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 I asked a fellow co worker one day if she rode the short bus to school and her reply was "no, I am too tall"...I trying to decide if she was being witty or if she was just a fucking moron...I have a strong inclination that she was a ust a fucking moron. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Courtesy of Uncle-Boy: and quoted from stupid girl anonymous. "Thats the kine of tattoo that makes me say, thats a nice tattoo what kine is that?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sean Daley Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once... me- "sir your total is blah blah blah" customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?" me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?" customer- "heres $20" me- "ok now just slide your card" customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru wallet:: im gunna need some cashback" me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?" customer- "just give me $20" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 'you dont look puerto rican' I get pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 "Shut Up, Germany Never Did Anything To You" This was said to my jewish friend after we were making fun of Germany. The Kid Had No Idea What He Was Saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NOUM Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 'you dont look puerto rican' I get pissed. you dont puerto rican' I get pissed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BANZ Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 ok, i'm bombing a wall, i gon a can on one hand, my book on the other, my mask on and six more cans on my backpack, a cops shows up and says: "HEY!, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 :lol: ^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 yea ^^ similar situation for me except the cop says. "YEAH WE GOT A HUFFER" and i go to jail for public intoxication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Æ° Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 While running away... "Hey you, stop!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unconscience Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i was wearing a shirt that said ECKO really big on it, and sum bitch comes up and says, "hey is that an ECKO shirt?" i laughed and walked away:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EveryWhere Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 Originally posted by TerraRyzeR IM A TOY! WAT R U STUPID:lol: what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caL Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i was telling someone my name and speaking spanish and then some nosey cracker said "are you spanish" my name is carlos... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 4, 2003 Share Posted July 4, 2003 i couldn't figure out whether to put this in the shit that makes me mad thread or the supid ass hole thread. me: what time is it? they: time to get a watch. this is the least funny, uncreative, in no way witty comment you can make. I deduct 20 origionality points from who ever says it and then punch them in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
decs Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Æ° While running away... "Hey you, stop!" lol! i always hear that shit, what do they think your going to do? "oh shit man he told us to stop, we better wait here!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goonstock Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 hahhaah hey dude, is your mom a virgin? i got this one in 4th grade like whut! peace-goneroners Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by Sean Daley ima cashier..and sadly this has happened more than once... me- "sir your total is blah blah blah" customer- "can i pay with a credit card and cash?" me- "yes, how much cash would you like to give me?" customer- "heres $20" me- "ok now just slide your card" customer- "acutally im going to pay with debit now, and ::shuffles thru wallet:: im gunna need some cashback" me- "um..:confused: ok... how much?" customer- "just give me $20" Brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 I think this belongs in here... Originally posted by Zee_Zee because you make fun of australia too much and you bag lots of your fellow australians on an international forum. hhhhhahahaha :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 haha what an idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 am i the only one that realizes IF's post was edited my makros, or is that just a trick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$360 Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 whats a battle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kes_One_HTFD Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 Originally posted by kido 'you dont look puerto rican' I get pissed. i hate when that shit happens, and people that swear theyre puerto rican and have never even been to PR or werent born in PR will be like "man, yuo a white boy" or some shit like that my contribution: so, where yuo originally from? Puerto Rico. Isnt that in mexico? (i swear i wanted to slap the ignorant bitch that said that) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xwibxonex Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 no shit, everyone knows peurto ricos in spain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted July 11, 2003 Share Posted July 11, 2003 wow how did he get a name change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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