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who here has copped the bad case of limp dick? fucken this has happened to me 2 nights in a row!!! its fucken pissing me off

 

tha 1st night i had this bitch took her to my bungalow and came 2wice american pie styles and this bitch isnt even good looking i spose it happened coz i hadnt rooted in a while...

 

then last night i had 2 bitches in my bungalow both dogs but yeah pussys pussy u know

 

this bitch started sucken my dick from limp to erect to tha max right

 

then i went to go fuck the other chick lyin next to me and it went down:heated::hatred::mad2::bawling: then they started sayin they had to leave and i was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so for last 2 nights ive had the pussy but havent been able to fuck it

 

this happened to my friend and he reckons u have to not concentrate gettin it up and it will jus come up

 

so tonight im gonna go to thier house with 2 or 3 bitches waitin there for me to root em which i will ill fuck the shit outta them coz they gonna blow me first and im quickly gonna slip it inside em and fuck all 3 of em :lick: :dazed: :cool:

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You really are a man.

 

Smoke more pot, no really it helps you get it up.

 

 

really, i swear.

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damn that sucks man...viagra or something should fix it right up...wanna here something that sucks more...my friend is 19 and a virgin...hes fat and ugly and he was bout to finally get some pussy and he couldnt get hard...bitch never talked to him again....dont let that happen to you

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Soumds like a man with a plan...

 

I think alot of your problem is fuckin around with ugly ass girls..The only reason I say that is because you said it yourself..I had the same problem and all it took was some dazzy duke shorts...Sounds crazy but I saw those damn shorts and couldn;t keep it down...:eek:

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Originally posted by Glik0

You really are a man.

 

Smoke more pot, no really it helps you get it up.

 

 

really, i swear.

 

it makes you last longer too

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heres a funny story. i lost my virginity tonight. go me. i lasted much longer than i thought i would. it was a good time, i look forward to many more succesfull sexual relations in the future.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

I don't think you understand...

is it ur giving me shit for being catholic or ur giving me shit because of tha bullshit catholic rules on how ur not sposed to bang until ur married? whatever it is i dont give a fuck

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Originally posted by shaolinmasta

is it ur giving me shit for being catholic or ur giving me shit because of tha bullshit catholic rules on how ur not sposed to bang until ur married? whatever it is i dont give a fuck

 

I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish..

 

And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!!

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Originally posted by shaolinmasta

i do believe in god though im just not a religious extremist

 

 

unlike u, u seem to prefer satan u silly faggot

 

its not about being an extremist or not...its just you saying you are something you are not. sure...if you believe in a god, then have a good time with it...but dont lie to yourself.

 

and no, i am not a satanist (not like you would know what one really was anyway)

 

and the silly faggot comment...i'm sorry, but i'm not an insecure child who takes offense to such aimless comments. maybe you do...but its not my thing.

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you represent the epitomy of ch.0 idiocy.

hiphop don't stop.

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish..

 

And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!!

 

 

and that my friends is why im atheist

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

I'm just pointing out your hypocracy and how you are a disgrace to your religion. You claim you are catholic, but you disobey catholic rule. I'm sure you were just raised catholic, so you just say you are because...i dont know...maybe its your attempt at sounding like you are a good person..."Oh I'm catholic." "Oh how nice! He is catholic. Weee!". But look at you...talking about "fuckin bitches"...I'm sure the people within your religion would be proud of you. If you don't follow the COMMANDMENTS of your little religion there, why even fucking claim that you are a part of it? Foolish..

 

And as for your, "I DON'T GIVE A FUCK" statement...well...thats nice to know that you toss out the chance at indulging in a shred of intellect. Its so much better to follow the childish ramblings of UR FAYVORITE RAP STARZZZZ!!

 

 

and that my friends is why im atheist :jpotato:

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